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1MOREMOD · 05-13-2016, 02:54 PM

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Hmm. I may have to keep my eyes open for one. Worth giving it another shot. I was also tempted to get an M9 and have Wilson Combat work their magic on it. I love those things.

Looks like a cz75 copy? Wouldn't mind picking a surplus on of those up also, cz75 that is.

Banana Hammock · 05-13-2016, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I think I saw a special on National Geographic about it, somewhere.

EDIT: Found it

Thank you for keeping me entertained for the next 40 minutes.

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You mean tentacle porn a la Kreiger?

I agree with you sometimes...that anime 2D is better cuz they all got Dssssss!!!!!!

OPPAI!!!

Mr Tonka · 05-13-2016, 02:57 PM

Today i learned that 1 roll of smarties = 25 calories.

Banana Hammock · 05-13-2016, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Today i learned that 1 roll of smarties = 25 calories.

Chalk probably has fewer calories and it tastes pretty much the same.

M3 Number 86 · 05-13-2016, 03:01 PM

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Everyone dude on here who likes cuddling might as well grow a pony tail and put on lipstick.

But here's a teddy bear for you. I don't want to see matted hairs on it later.

I don't think dudes actually like cuddling. I think most are hoping something happens past cuddling. So we all get suckered into it.

Talking about post something happening lol

Mywifes335 · 05-13-2016, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Today i learned that 1 roll of smarties = 25 calories.

Not that bad. But all sugar.

shoei · 05-13-2016, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Today i learned that 1 roll of smarties = 25 calories.

For tonka...

M3 Number 86 · 05-13-2016, 03:05 PM

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Japanese 2D womenz > American ones.

You mean tentacle porn a la Kreiger?

I agree with you sometimes...that anime 2D is better cuz they all got Dssssss!!!!!!

Or hands with pen15 a fingers lol

Verbiage · 05-13-2016, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Been with Caribbean...does that count?

She liked the lavacuddles?

Then again, lots of A/C in Jamaica is nonexistent.

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Today i learned that 1 roll of smarties = 25 calories.

That's actually quite a bit, I wasn't expecting that. LOL.

Mr Tonka · 05-13-2016, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

Chalk probably has fewer calories and it tastes pretty much the same.

Lies!!

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Not that bad. But all sugar.

6g / roll. 36g is about my normal daily intake. (non cookie days)

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For tonka...

Not now, can't add because crashing too hard from smartie overload.
The irony...

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That's actually quite a bit, I wasn't expecting that. LOL.

No shit. 150cal of sugary goodness. And now i feel like crap. Funny how when you clean up your diet, eating garbage has like 10x the effect that it previously had.

Mywifes335 · 05-13-2016, 03:28 PM

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She liked the lavacuddles?

Then again, lots of A/C in Jamaica is nonexistent.

That's actually quite a bit, I wasn't expecting that. LOL.

Well 2 Dominicans. PR too but she was Latina. Dominican girls looked Black with weaves and everything. Let's just say they were INTENSE.

But one of them tried to get me to cosign a car loan after just a few weeks. That's when I quietly made my exit.

Verbiage · 05-13-2016, 03:29 PM

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But one of them tried to get me to cosign a car loan after just a few weeks. That's when I quietly made my exit.

LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mywifes335 · 05-13-2016, 03:30 PM

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LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude! No joke! I was SHOCKED.

jtodd_fl · 05-13-2016, 04:41 PM

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Dude! No joke! I was SHOCKED.

Haha... nice angle.

I like the aim low mentality though. Some go for a green card... she just wanted a co-signor. What next, be banging dudes cuz she prolly needs a ride to the mall on Friday.

Mywifes335 · 05-13-2016, 04:48 PM

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Haha... nice angle.

I like the aim low mentality though. Some go for a green card... she just wanted a co-signor. What next, be banging dudes cuz she prolly needs a ride to the mall on Friday.

We met at some job orientation thing for an expeditor. I ended up not working there. She was going to be customer service I was going to be doing logistics analysis.

Our first outing was lunch.

Second was shopping for a watch for her boyfriend.

Subsequent meetings were let's just say...at my place. I was like, "what about your boyfriend?"

Later in life I realized she probably had a lot of concurrent boyfriends. Eeew.

Her body was insane. Bubble butt, big round Ds. Small waist and eyes and lips like KD Aubert.

https://www.instagram.com/therealkdaubert/

jtodd_fl · 05-13-2016, 04:54 PM

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We met at some job orientation thing for an expeditor. I ended up not working there. She was going to be customer service I was going to be doing logistics analysis.

Our first outing was lunch.

Second was shopping for a watch for her boyfriend.

Subsequent meetings were let's just say...at my place. I was like, "what about your boyfriend?"

Later in life I realized she probably had a lot of concurrent boyfriends. Eeew.

Her body was insane. Bubble butt, big round Ds. Small waist and eyes and lips like KD Aubert.

https://www.instagram.com/therealkdaubert/

Oh my God... I must be getting old. I read this whole thing and my first thought was... I wonder which expediter? I used to be in Logistics and my son currently is. Hahaha...

The other stuff sounds cool too... except the part where you realized your dick was basically being shoehorned in on those odd occasions there was a vacancy... like smoosh!

Like, if you had a time lapse of the inside of her vagina, it would look something like this.

Banana Hammock · 05-13-2016, 05:08 PM

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Oh my God... I must be getting old. I read this whole thing and my first thought was... I wonder which expediter? I used to be in Logistics and my son currently is. Hahaha...

The other stuff sounds cool too... except the part where you realized your dick was basically being shoehorned in on those odd occasions there was a vacancy... like smoosh!

Like, if you had a time lapse of the inside of her vagina, it would look something like this.

Speaking of sausages. Lmao your sig.

1MOREMOD · 05-13-2016, 08:24 PM

Ms game tonight

PoorLurker · 05-13-2016, 08:40 PM

Nice civic advertisement!

bimmette · 05-13-2016, 08:45 PM

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Ms game tonight

So cute (the wifey, not you)

PoorLurker · 05-13-2016, 08:48 PM

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So cute (the wifey, not you)

so mean (the comment, not you)

Mywifes335 · 05-13-2016, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Oh my God... I must be getting old. I read this whole thing and my first thought was... I wonder which expediter? I used to be in Logistics and my son currently is. Hahaha...

The other stuff sounds cool too... except the part where you realized your dick was basically being shoehorned in on those odd occasions there was a vacancy... like smoosh!

Like, if you had a time lapse of the inside of her vagina, it would look something like this.

Hahahaha. Cut her loose pretty much after her call from the dealership.

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