Confess here

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

i missed it too. joe?

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Was that his name? The immaturity on BP thread that just disappeared. Seems he was the guy that liked feet.... You can't write this shit.

Nope, wasn't me. I have never requested anyone be banned.

I have in the past however, extended certain people significant amount of rope in which to hang themselves with, secure in the knowledge that the mods were at the other end of the rope as an immovable object. And these people were then banned. But not at my request.

Joey did PM me though, he was surprised I remembered him so quickly. Silly guy, I remember most of the crap that is on here, and I know where skeletons are buried.

Though some of them I can't find anymore. I must have invested a good hour of my time looking for one particular skeleton as I felt it matched a new user...but the mods must have come by and deleted it. It was a proper confession indeed and belonged in this thread - he let some random guy apparently do him from behind in a truck stop, no protection. *Everyone* jumped on him for that risk and he disappeared soon after, not to post again.

Its as L says - you can't make this crap up. That's why I like BP.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Nope, wasn't me. I have never requested anyone be banned.

I have in the past however, extended certain people significant amount of rope in which to hang themselves with, secure in the knowledge that the mods were at the other end of the rope as an immovable object. And these people were then banned. But not at my request.

Joey did PM me though, he was surprised I remembered him so quickly. Silly guy, I remember most of the crap that is on here, and I know where skeletons are buried.

Though some of them I can't find anymore. I must have invested a good hour of my time looking for one particular skeleton as I felt it matched a new user...but the mods must have come by and deleted it. It was a proper confession indeed and belonged in this thread - he let some random guy apparently do him from behind in a truck stop, no protection. *Everyone* jumped on him for that risk and he disappeared soon after, not to post again.

Its as L says - you can't make this crap up. That's why I like BP.

Holy crap.....that would be a confession. I don't think I would have wanted to have read that one!

[Darth One]

I would have wanted to read it

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Darth One

I would have wanted to read it

sick bastard

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Joey did PM me though,

he pm'ed me too

[Darth One]

Ok so now BPost forever has a record of me searching for “i like men’s feet”. And i couldn’t find the fucking thread or the poster anyway!!

However, I did find an old thread by Lups soliciting people to post pics of hot dudes with F8x’s. Should i bump?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Darth One

I would have wanted to read it

Well *you* should have been monitoring the forums better! You were certainly around at the time, it was maybe 3-4 years ago or so I'd guess. Maybe longer, not sure.

It was quite the confession. Some guy on here was a virologist I think is what he said and started quoting the odds and dangers of that and etc (pretty eye opening by the way if true).

There is one other piece to the confession I've omitted, but mostly because it wasn't as impactful as the piece I've already mentioned from memory, and because its just going to make me feel dirtier typing it. But I searched all the key words and nothing is coming up. So I can only conclude it is long gone.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

he pm'ed me too

What did he say?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Ok so now BPost forever has a record of me searching for “i like men’s feet”. And i couldn’t find the fucking thread or the poster anyway!!

However, I did find an old thread by Lups soliciting people to post pics of hot dudes with F8x’s. Should i bump?

LOL. All those threads are long deleted, and the user keeps getting banned. No point searching.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

What did he say?

he wanted pics of my feet








but seriously he said he was surprised that I remembered him, I didn't really so he probably wants pics of your feet

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

he wanted pics of my feet








but seriously he said he was surprised that I remembered him, I didn't really so he probably wants pics of your feet

You could have at least trolled him a little while courtesy of Google images...

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

You could have at least trolled him a little while courtesy of Google images...

I can't.....but maybe MKSixer could?

[Turkish Pickle]

wait what happened

why are we trading feet pics and stories of getting railed at truck stops

[UncleWede]

Searching my posts frantically to remove pics of my running shoes

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Searching my posts frantically to remove pics of my running shoes

better hurry, mods are swinging the ban hammer

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

You could have at least trolled him a little while courtesy of Google images...

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I can't.....but maybe MKSixer could?

Thanks for getting me off the bench, coach. Here goes...are you ready UncleWede and cmyx6go ?

Is this what the board is requesting?

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Thanks for getting me off the bench, coach. Here goes...are you ready UncleWede and cmyx6go ?

Is this what the board is requesting?

Are you freakin kidding me?!?!?’ MK, you’re killing me. There goes my appetite. I don’t even think watching prancercise in a never ending loop will help me
Unsee this one.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Are you freakin kidding me?!?!?’ MK, you’re killing me. There goes my appetite. I don’t even think watching prancercise in a never ending loop will help me
Unsee this one.

Eye-bleach-bit doesn't work, either. Cornea transplant is showing early signs of partial help, coupled with extensive shock therapy. I tried lobotomy, didn't work . . .

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I tried lobotomy, didn't work . . .

Lobotomy is only a viable option if you had a brain to begin with, hence the failure here...though given the lack thereof, you cannot really be blamed for trying...

You are still voting for me as your new President in 2020 right? All the relocation perks I offered previously are still on the table. And I can be much more flexible after I'm elected.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Are you freakin kidding me?!?!?’ MK, you’re killing me. There goes my appetite. I don’t even think watching prancercise in a never ending loop will help me
Unsee this one.

Ahhhhhh. You weren't here in the wild days of attempting to out perform each other in gross pictures. I won. Unlimited access to medical data = Winning!! Do you still love me?

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Eye-bleach-bit doesn't work, either. Cornea transplant is showing early signs of partial help, coupled with extensive shock therapy. I tried lobotomy, didn't work . . .

You know what I'm all about!!

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Lobotomy is only a viable option if you had a brain to begin with, hence the failure here...though given the lack thereof, you cannot really be blamed for trying...

You are still voting for me as your new President in 2020 right? All the relocation perks I offered previously are still on the table. And I can be much more flexible after I'm elected.

It would make our secret service budget go down markedly as we would only need one or two girl scout troops to defend against threats from the northern border.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

It would make our secret service budget go down markedly as we would only need one or two girl scout troops to defend against threats from the northern border.

UncleWede - based on the above, I'm now offering you MK's house and stuff if you both vote for me for President in 2020 AND I also happen to become President.

MK will understand. Or I'll send the Canadian air cadets to remove him from his home.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

UncleWede - based on the above, I'm now offering you MK's house and stuff if you both vote for me for President in 2020 AND I also happen to become President.

MK will understand. Or I'll send the Canadian air cadets to remove him from his home.

I'm in but you need to convert shoei too, since he's getting MK's daughter's stuff

Wait this place with stuff is warm, right? And not Canadian warm, eh