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12-08-2019, 07:36 AM | #2773 |
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Don't you own an airhorn? Amateur.
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12-08-2019, 12:30 PM | #2774 |
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For want of gold
He sold his soul For want of silver He will be closer Where is the line Where he will cross And where God sits And sips His wines And would be my last. Yes, serious my last. Nevermore. lols. |
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12-08-2019, 08:20 PM | #2775 |
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I'm an alcoholic
I had a race this morning. I wasn't going to drink last night. I still had a double Old Fashioned The race was at 7:30. I ran 29 and change. I was in the beer garden by 8:15 My confession is that I drank a Bon and Viv Hard Seltzer instead of beer
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12-08-2019, 09:21 PM | #2777 | |
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better than most light beers like natty, bud and the variants - only acceptable light beer is coors |
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12-08-2019, 10:28 PM | #2779 |
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3.1 miles or 5k in 29 minutes. I had to go thru the receiving line then get my wallet out the church bus before I could head to the garden. $5 but it was For The Kids
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12-08-2019, 10:38 PM | #2780 |
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12-09-2019, 06:55 AM | #2781 |
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Nope, just business savvy.
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12-09-2019, 08:20 AM | #2784 | |
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Coors Light? We used to refer to that as "bunny piss."
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12-09-2019, 09:07 AM | #2785 |
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12-09-2019, 09:19 AM | #2786 |
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LOL And ugh...some choice.
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12-09-2019, 09:22 AM | #2787 | |
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Shall we proceed with a vote? Dark days are upon you WR. This explains much. I'm sure you take great delight in our pain and suffering for being subjected to your posts.
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12-09-2019, 09:25 AM | #2788 |
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That's pretty impressive. On a treadmill or elliptical, I can do a mile in about 14 minutes flat, but that's also with the incline or resistance WAY up there. I need to try with no incline or resistance.
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12-09-2019, 11:21 AM | #2790 |
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12-09-2019, 11:30 AM | #2791 |
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You meant, "What a smart, savvy lady". I understand the error because they're so similarly spelled.
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Be easy on the young Padawan in this instance. He is still exposed to too many douches, still being in school. It is critical that we provide him guidance and not scorn because of his extremely poor choice. These things happen from time to time and we must take blame, in part, ourselves. Young Padawan, the next time you're tempted to grab this, Douche Claw, think, what would (Fill in the name of your fav BP-OT member) do in this case. If you begin to succumb to temptation or Douche Pressure, pull out the Prancercise Video and remember your roots. This is the path.
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12-09-2019, 12:10 PM | #2793 |
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i'll let it slide if you make a meme out of it
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