What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, at least the priorities are in order.



It's not always the size of the boat, but the color of the pirate and the spoils of the booty. Never spoil good booty.




Real men cry.

Real men also finish last...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Lups

Nothings up! I'm back at my usual summertime fun of building everything to everyone! It seems like my social life involves only screws and coffee.

And I'm totally out of shape, which I am going to correct now by lifting beer weight.

Sup with you, our dynamic duo?

Been in meetings since 6:30 and just finished the last one. BORING.

Tell me something exiting to spice up my otherwise drab existence this week.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Easy on the rough anal! No need to have tears and snot all over the snuff pillow!

She wasn't hearing it. Neither was I, considering she had me bound, gagged, and heavily sedated.

Originally Posted by Aatish

Real men also finish last...

Duh. That's what 1 second is for. It's all you need.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Been in meetings since 6:30 and just finished the last one. BORING.

Tell me something exiting to spice up my otherwise drab existence this week.

I had Popeyes for lunch with hot sauce.

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

And it is a second that you aren't ever going to forget, are you?


It's the little things in life, as we discussed during post-second-sex cuddle time.

CUDDLE?!

i do not know what this word means.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

CUDDLE?!

i do not know what this word means.

It's something you can do with a woman, if one ever allows you to get close enough.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

CUDDLE?!

i do not know what this word means.

That's cuz you don't pay your hookers extra!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I had Popeyes for lunch with hot sauce.

This sounds a bit like that SHTF situation we were discussing yesterday.

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Biorin

It's something you can do with a woman, if one ever allows you to get close enough.

Hell to the no.

Woman can cuddle with my pups lol

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I had Popeyes for lunch with hot sauce.

I hate you.

Salmon at Ruth's Chris.
I'd kill for some Popeyes.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

CUDDLE?!

i do not know what this word means.

I think it's a type of fish.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I hate you.

Salmon at Ruth's Chris.
I'd kill for some Popeyes.

Hahahaha. No doubt, Salmon is good at Ruth's Chris...but Popeyes better.

Although...ribeye at RC? Amazing.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

Hell to the no.

Woman can cuddle with my pups lol

Bro...come on.

Real mean cuddle. Plus, if you did the job right, the woman will WANT to cuddle with you.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I hate you.

Salmon at Ruth's Chris.
I'd kill for some Popeyes.

Like going to a pizza joint and ordering a burger... shame...

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Bro...come on.

Real mean cuddle. Plus, if you did the job right, the woman will WANT to cuddle with you.

I never said they didn't. I just refuse. Be a man bro!

The problem is that my blood boils. I snowboard with a t-shirt i BBQ at the cabin in shorts and a wife beater I'm in the ice room at the Korean spa for 30 minutes at a time in dying in the office at 70F I sleep in boxers with no blanket in the 60Fs, so there is no fucking way I'm having someone else's body heat next to me.

My wife calls it "huggle"

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Biorin

This sounds a bit like that SHTF situation we were discussing yesterday.

Is this in relation to fecal matter flying from horribly digested fried chicken?

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Bro...come on.

Real mean cuddle. Plus, if you did the job right, the woman will WANT to cuddle with you.

This is me. Except for some reason, I feel the need to cuddle with Biorin instead.


If I'm persistent enough, she actually lets me into the bed and removes the leash. Anus is still sore though, so the spooning is awkward.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

I never said they didn't. I just refuse. Be a man bro!

The problem is that my blood boils. I snowboard with a t-shirt i BBQ at the cabin in shorts and a wife beater I'm in the ice room at the Korean spa for 30 minutes at a time in dying in the office at 70F I sleep in boxers with no blanket in the 60Fs, so there is no fucking way I'm having someone else's body heat next to me.

My wife calls it "huggle"

I run hot too, so I know what you mean. Maybe not t shirt on slopes but definitely no blanket unless it's under 40F outside.

But after sex and cuddle...shower time.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Is this in relation to fecal matter flying from horribly digested fried chicken?



This is me. Except for some reason, I feel the need to cuddle with Biorin instead.


If I'm persistent enough, she actually lets me into the bed and removes the leash. Anus is still sore though, so the spooning is awkward.

I haven't had Popeyes in a minute so ate the first piece like someone was gonna steal it. So yeah, my anus might feel like yours after a night with Biorin.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I haven't had Popeyes in a minute so ate the first piece like someone was gonna steal it. So yeah, my anus might feel like yours after a night with Biorin.

Easy in, easy out?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Easy in, easy out?

I hope....

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I run hot too, so I know what you mean. Maybe not t shirt on slopes but definitely no blanket unless it's under 40F outside.

But after sex and cuddle...shower time.

That's where I distinguish the two pieces. After finishing immediately to the bathroom (stopping by mirror and flexing lol don't lie about it you do it too).

After that it's resume whatever I was going before. No cuddling. She can lay there and relax. Ha

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I haven't had Popeyes in a minute so ate the first piece like someone was gonna steal it. So yeah, my anus might feel like yours after a night with Biorin.

Depends if you scarfed down bones in accident in the name of hunger lol