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Aatish · 05-06-2016, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Tell this guy that it's ok. His balls should drop once he hits high school. smh

That's exactly what I told him. He got all defensive and shit.

Aatish · 05-06-2016, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Sounds like high school. Tell your friend to grow up. Tell him that for every "No" he gets, he's closer to a yes.

.....statistically speaking anyway.

I told him "Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep".

Then he starts telling me that he is a lion, but so is the chick etc. Then tries to tell me that he has no feelings for her. Then she messages him and the cycle restarts.

Mywifes335 · 05-06-2016, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Sounds like high school. Tell your friend to grow up. Tell him that for every "No" he gets, he's closer to a yes.

.....statistically speaking anyway.

That's how James Bond did it in the 1960s:

Woman: no
Bond: yessssh
Woman: no, please, no
Bond: yessssh
Woman: no, James....no
Bond: yessssh
Woman: oh James
Bond: yessssh

Thanks, Sean, for making date rape acceptable for 30 more years.

Mywifes335 · 05-06-2016, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

That's exactly what I told him. He got all defensive and shit.

Pussy on a pedestal. Plus, he's got NO GAME.

Aatish · 05-06-2016, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

That's how James Bond did it in the 1960s:

Woman: no
Bond: yessssh
Woman: no, please, no
Bond: yessssh
Woman: no, James....no
Bond: yessssh
Woman: oh James
Bond: yessssh

Thanks, Sean, for making date rape acceptable for 30 more years.

jtodd_fl · 05-06-2016, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I told him "Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep".

Then he starts telling me that he is a lion, but so is the chick etc. Then tries to tell me that he has no feelings for her. Then she messages him and the cycle restarts.

In his current state, avoid all references to sheep. I recommend humiliating him non-stop until he cries and you have irrefutable video proof that he is a little bitch. That is when the healing can begin.

Mywifes335 · 05-06-2016, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol! Rapists dreamgirl. Kinda reminds me of Carol/Cheryl.

Aatish · 05-06-2016, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

In his current state, avoid all references to sheep. I recommend humiliating him non-stop until he cries and you have irrefutable video proof that he is a little bitch. That is when the healing can begin.

Pretty sure he's already cried a few times, but I'm going to take your advice and get that shit on video.

Aatish · 05-06-2016, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Lol! Rapists dreamgirl. Kinda reminds me of Carol/Cheryl.

I don't know why, but this always gets me.

Mr Tonka · 05-06-2016, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

In his current state, avoid all references to sheep. I recommend humiliating him non-stop until he cries and you have irrefutable video proof that he is a little bitch. That is when the healing can begin.

This is what friends are for.

Verbiage · 05-06-2016, 01:53 PM

Multiple shootings in MD, 3 dead over the course of last night into early this afternoon, ex Federal Protective Services cop. First murders estranged wife while she waits for her daughters at school (literally 5 minutes from my house) by shooting her multiple times, point blank, and then multiple casualties today at a shopping center and mall.

WTF.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local...f12_story.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local...2df_story.html

Verbiage · 05-06-2016, 01:54 PM

Dude has apparently threatened cop suicide multiple times, also.

Aatish · 05-06-2016, 01:55 PM

It's a fucked up world we live in.

Verbiage · 05-06-2016, 01:59 PM

Need Mr Tonka and Axius to hunt this piece of shit down.

Mr Tonka · 05-06-2016, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Need Mr Tonka and Axius to hunt this piece of shit down.

Don't be silly. The police will protect you. Your safety is their number one concern.

Verbiage · 05-06-2016, 02:08 PM

NVM you don't have to do it, they caught him at the mall across the street.

Mywifes335 · 05-06-2016, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

NVM you don't have to do it, they caught him at the mall across the street.

Dude watch out for stance.....

upstatedoc · 05-06-2016, 02:16 PM

What happened to the cops and lawyers thread?

bimmette · 05-06-2016, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

What happened to the cops and lawyers thread?

Mywifes335 · 05-06-2016, 05:08 PM

Not sure if you guys ever got into any of the Politics threads? I did out of boredom...

Probably never again. So horrible.

jtodd_fl · 05-06-2016, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Not sure if you guys ever got into any of the Politics threads? I did out of boredom...

Probably never again. So horrible.

Haha. It is so bad. No one thinks. It's a screaming sound bite war.

PoorLurker · 05-06-2016, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

In Cali it would be "deconstructed". A pork loin medallion (sous vide, natch), a tomato, a tbs of brown sugar, a jigger of vinegar... all served separately. #BBQFAIL

CA has some good BBQ. You just need to know where to go.

A friend of mine grew up in Texas and has pretty high standards for BBQ. He recommends this place.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/bludsos-bbq-compton

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