Tinder/Dating Apps

[sterile stork]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Swipe to the right and ask her if she was a C-Section baby.

Enquiring minds want to know.

It may be appropriate to ask for her mother's home address and send consolatory flowers, or congratulatory, I don't know which.

[mrmoua2u]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Are you that guy that parks your car on a street with heavy foot traffic then stands next to it while making inappropriate comments at anyone that's remotely female?

No, I'm that guy that says, wow...all that 300 plus is all yours.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You're just gonna go straight for the head, aren't you.

It has definitely captured my attention and sparked curiosity. For better or worse.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by duck fat

It has definitely captured my attention and sparked curiosity. For better or worse.

Dammit, I guess head puns are more difficult than cheese ones.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dammit, I guess head puns are more difficult than cheese ones.

Ahh dammit. I missed the cue and got ahead of myself.

[Verbiage]

Yo. This bio got me LEANING bruh.

[Banana Hammock]

N° = 1
N°1 = 1(1) = 1
1 Cares at all?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by bimmette

No worries Tara you will love it !

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

And this one comes with its own watermark.

Well that my friend ...Looks like 100% vacuum approved !

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Area 51?

[Aatish]

When you pull up to a cute Indian chick, and the windows are down...

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Meeting a chick tonight. Kinda average looks-wise, seems very intelligent and sweet

Drop some Kishore Kumar/Raj Kapoor lines on her. That always works

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Lol where's Sara.

Sara504 is in the Louboutin shoe store as always looking to the highest heels !

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yo. This bio got me LEANING bruh.

I'm not feeling her...

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

When you pull up to a cute Indian chick, and the windows are down...

Are you playing the field again!?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Are you playing the field again!?

"Networking"...

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Drop some Kishore Kumar/Raj Kapoor lines on her. That always works

Bhai, I'm gonna roll up to the bar Abhishek Bachchan style, pull out a gat on the valet boy for absolutely no reason, and then proceed to unbutton my shirt while a soft Hawaiian breeze gently caresses my nipples. As everyone stands in shock, I will fire a couple rounds in the group of gun-control feminists (the kind who's top lips never touch the bottom lips; see pic below) before proceeding to wink at the woke feminist in the left corner of the bar. Gonna walk up to Kelly with a bag of Cheetos in my hand like, "I'm dangerous."

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

"Networking"...

Networking.

Why TF didn't I think of that?

Aatish for president.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Ew no

[Sara]

Ok guys. Dress and heels or jeans and flats for my arrival

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Ok guys. Dress and heels or jeans and flats for my arrival

Jeans and flats. Love that combo

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Ok guys. Dress and heels or jeans and flats for my arrival

Jeans and flats. Save the dress for the boat