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      05-06-2016, 06:26 AM   #27237
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Where is Axius, his baconadar is failing.
I don't even remember the last time I logged on. Still trying to pretend to be a good employee. Do have my second follow up phone interview this morning, so there's that.
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Personal? Professional? What's shakin?
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I don't even remember the last time I logged on. Still trying to pretend to be a good employee. Do have my second follow up phone interview this morning, so there's that.
Great job man. Rooting for you.

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Personal? Professional? What's shakin?
Lol I responded to this!


But mainly very un-May-like weather here in the Mid-Atlantic. Every day feels like a funeral.
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I don't even remember the last time I logged on. Still trying to pretend to be a good employee. Do have my second follow up phone interview this morning, so there's that.
Good luck.
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Good luck.
Heh, #mobilequoterestructurefail
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I was like WTF, Ax didn't say that, I did. Quote-ception?!
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Heh, I like the cock in my mouth*.
Grrrrrrrr. Let me see if I can figure this out better.

*Seems legit
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      05-06-2016, 07:49 AM   #27244
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Great job man. Rooting for you.
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Good luck.
Thanks sweet cheeks!


What's everyone got going on this weekend?
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Thanks sweet cheeks!


What's everyone got going on this weekend?
Staying home.
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Solo Netflix and chill? Is that like beatin' it?
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Solo Netflix and chill? Is that like beatin' it?
Well, the latter requires a special kind of lotion (Nair), which I have run out of.
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      05-06-2016, 09:09 AM   #27248
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Well, the latter requires a special kind of lotion (Nair), which I have run out of.
Thanks for the mental pic. Smooth like a tootsie roll.
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Thanks for the mental pic. Smooth like a tootsie roll.
This made it 10x worse. asshole.
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Well, the latter requires a special kind of lotion (Nair), which I have run out of.
Contact Lups and Biorin. My SS present had some really awesome baby lotion that makes skin super soft and has great lubricit properties...., that I use on my arms after I take a shower.
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      05-06-2016, 01:03 PM   #27251
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Well, the latter requires a special kind of lotion (Nair), which I have run out of.
Thanks for the mental pic. Smooth like a tootsie roll.
And sized like one...
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Real talk, my friend just sent me the following, and now my head hurts:

"But it makes me angry to think she might be angry"

Back story:

Friend ends up falling for a chick I told him was bad news. He comes on a bit too fast, asks her out, gets blown off (not in the good way). His ego got the best of him, so he starts ignoring her...then bitches to me about it.
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      05-06-2016, 01:14 PM   #27253
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Real talk, my friend just sent me the following, and now my head hurts:

"But it makes me angry to think she might be angry"

Back story:

Friend ends up falling for a chick I told him was bad news. He comes on a bit too fast, asks her out, gets blown off (not in the good way). His ego got the best of him, so he starts ignoring her...then bitches to me about it.
Sounds like your boy is kinda a bitch....

Gotta help him get his mancard back.
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Sounds like your boy is kinda a bitch....

Gotta help him get his mancard back.
He is a bitch, lol.

I'm helping him with this other girl, whom he should've pursued in the first place. But, this whole situation got him fucked in the head, for some unexplainable reason.

It's like a bad Indian drama.
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He is a bitch, lol.

I'm helping him with this other girl, whom he should've pursued in the first place. But, this whole situation got him fucked in the head, for some unexplainable reason.

It's like a bad Indian drama.
Too much Sony or ZeeTV
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Too much Sony or ZeeTV
Fuck that; Star Plus and Aapka Colors is where it's at.
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Fuck that; Star Plus and Aapka Colors is where it's at.
Tell this guy that it's ok. His balls should drop once he hits high school. smh
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      05-06-2016, 01:27 PM   #27258
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Real talk, my friend just sent me the following, and now my head hurts:

"But it makes me angry to think she might be angry"

Back story:

Friend ends up falling for a chick I told him was bad news. He comes on a bit too fast, asks her out, gets blown off (not in the good way). His ego got the best of him, so he starts ignoring her...then bitches to me about it.
Sounds like high school. Tell your friend to grow up. Tell him that for every "No" he gets, he's closer to a yes.

.....statistically speaking anyway.
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