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RJ_ · 05-04-2016, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

What did you expect? He SHOULD be sharp as a tack. I mean, of all the OT members, his brain does have access to more blood since his penis requires but just 2.5 CCs to become fully operable.

Well, for that matter, we all should be pretty sharp.

This is an engorgement free zone.

Biorin · 05-04-2016, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I love that this line of joking will live forever. NIIIIICEEE.

What have I started?? Does this mean I have to pay for his therapy?

jtodd_fl · 05-04-2016, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

What have I started?? Does this mean I have to pay for his therapy?

Wait, does that "therapy" really work? (Asking for friend)

Mywifes335 · 05-04-2016, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Agree... like an omelette bar, but with some panache. Throw in some corned beef hash and basically make it a "skillet on demand" with hibachi stylin'. I am in.

Mongolian Breakfast-B-Q.

Breakfastihana.

Good idea, but I'd have to eat it early so I can shower afterwards. Otherwise you smell like Korean (or any other, but I find Korean to be the most lingering) BBQ for the rest of the day.

Verbiage · 05-04-2016, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Good idea, but I'd have to eat it early so I can shower afterwards. Otherwise you smell like Korean (or any other, but I find Korean to be the most lingering) BBQ for the rest of the day.

I initially thought you meant you'd need to shower due to the massive mud butt you got post-meal. Oops.

I totally know what you mean. EVERYTHING smells like Korean BBQ, but you don't really notice it until you're home/next day.

ASBSECU E93 · 05-04-2016, 12:24 PM

Well hell....CEO just informed me we are going to sell $5 million of our loan guarantees per quarter starting in 2017.....

Oh Joy....out teams production goal just increased $20mm per year to cover this run off...

Biorin · 05-04-2016, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Wait, does that "therapy" really work? (Asking for friend)

I've heard it's fantastically effective! They say it hurts the first few times they stick the probe up your ass, but if you can ignore the screams from the other patients and just relax, it's supposedly not too bad.

Verbiage · 05-04-2016, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I've heard it's fantastically effective! They say it hurts the first few times they stick the probe up your ass, but if you can ignore the screams from the other patients and just relax, it's supposedly not too bad.

oh man...

ASBSECU E93 · 05-04-2016, 12:33 PM

Henceforth - Biorin shall be known as 'Toruk Makto' or Last Shadow.

MKSixer · 05-04-2016, 12:35 PM

FUQ!!!

After reading the last 2 pages, I just had to explain another series of BP LOL outburst.

jtodd_fl · 05-04-2016, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

FUQ!!!

After reading the last 2 pages, I just had to explain another series of BP LOL outburst.

Blame it on the rectal probe. Always a sound strategy!

Verbiage · 05-04-2016, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Blame it on the rectal probe. Always a sound strategy!

Oh no.

M3 Number 86 · 05-04-2016, 12:39 PM

Funny to see an angry face related to the word butt hurt.

MKSixer · 05-04-2016, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Blame it on the rectal probe. Always a sound strategy!

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Oh no.

BOHICA

silvergray545 · 05-04-2016, 01:39 PM

@MKSixer this was at the track this weekend...

There was another one that was white. And there was a 997 in gray. God, I love those cars.

Verbiage · 05-04-2016, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

@MKSixer this was at the track this weekend...

There was another one that was white. And there was a 997 in gray. God, I love those cars.

BRUHHHHEWR987WHESEIFIUDHFISDHFSJKDFSKDF

silvergray545 · 05-04-2016, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

@MKSixer this was at the track this weekend...

There was another one that was white. And there was a 997 in gray. God, I love those cars.

BRUHHHHEWR987WHESEIFIUDHFISDHFSJKDFSKDF

Ok ok, one more.

Verbiage · 05-04-2016, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Ok ok, one more.

Dudeseriouslyfuckuuuuuman.

I didn't know there were MULTIPLE.

Verbiage · 05-04-2016, 01:48 PM

I did see the video you posted of the yellow one, I believe. I think the video was de-saturated/B&W though.

silvergray545 · 05-04-2016, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dudeseriouslyfuckuuuuuman.

I didn't know there were MULTIPLE.

There were 10+ GT3s there this weekend. 996 through 991.

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I did see the video you posted of the yellow one, I believe. I think the video was de-saturated/B&W though.

Was that on snapchat? It was a gray 996. I saved the video. I'll upload to Instagram when I get a chance.

Verbiage · 05-04-2016, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

There were 10+ GT3s there this weekend. 996 through 991.

Was that on snapchat? It was a gray 996. I saved the video. I'll upload to Instagram when I get a chance.

Yeah. I just meant 991 RS. That's the main one I care about lolz.

And yeah it was SC. I'm never on there so send me the good videos that will expire under regular circumstances lol.

MKSixer · 05-04-2016, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

@MKSixer this was at the track this weekend...

There was another one that was white. And there was a 997 in gray. God, I love those cars.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

BRUHHHHEWR987WHESEIFIUDHFISDHFSJKDFSKDF

Unreal.

Now I have a real 1st World problem. I just left the BMW dealership and they have given me the option on the next M4 GTS.

Paperwork filled out and waiting for response from BMW NA. The color will be either the Mineral Grey (Press photo color) or Black Sapphire. I have no choice in the color but prefer the Mineral Grey. A production number is forthcoming.

My position for the Porsche GT3-RS is now 1st on the regional list when production resumes. I'd appreciate any thoughts on what I should do.

BTW...I track. No garage queens. If anyone wants to discuss the investment potential of the car, this isn't the right place.

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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3628 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	I did see the video you posted of the yellow one, I believe. I think the video was de-saturated/B&W though. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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