What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I know - but damn....it was work to buy that fuq'n car....

No doubt. I haven't had many experiences of buying a car that were pleasurable. But Porsche was the worst. They have set it up so that you spend extra money no matter what. By page 14,374 of the options list, you finally just say fuck it check yes to the rest of them. lol

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I guess there's a reason you didn't embed it.



Also, where is MKSixer?



The damned corporate environments have robbed BP of him.

Hey! Been looking at a factory and meeting bankers as well as A and E firms.

I can't believe that it is only Tuesday.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Sweet! Are you going to use your fame for good or evil?

Originally Posted by bimmette

My soulmate?









Oh wait, we have no souls.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

No doubt. I haven't had many experiences of buying a car that were pleasurable. But Porsche was the worst. They have set it up so that you spend extra money no matter what. By page 14,374 of the options list, you finally just say fuck it check yes to the rest of them. lol

BMW builder: That was short, I wish there was more.
Benz builder: So many douchey possibilities! Would still like more!
Porsche builder: ohgodohgodohgod make the options stop.

It's unreal... would you like the front three inches of your left fender painted? Would you like them painted in the same color as the car? Would you like them in a different color? What about the next three inches?

[Verbiage]

#richpeopleproblems

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

No doubt. I haven't had many experiences of buying a car that were pleasurable. But Porsche was the worst. They have set it up so that you spend extra money no matter what. By page 14,374 of the options list, you finally just say fuck it check yes to the rest of them. lol

I got to the end rather quickly on the GT3-RS build but gave up when I tried to build a Panamera Turbo...UGH!! By page 14,374 you are only 32% of the way through the options and have no choice but to check them all or

[wrickem]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

No doubt. I haven't had many experiences of buying a car that were pleasurable. But Porsche was the worst. They have set it up so that you spend extra money no matter what. By page 14,374 of the options list, you finally just say fuck it check yes to the rest of them. lol

I had ordered "leather door finishers" on ours without my salesman or I totally understanding what they really were, but they were "only" $200 extra though and I figured I didn't want unfinished doors . They ended up being the part around the interior door release handle. A Porsche is painful to order, but unless you want Gray with that sand color or black interior that is on all of their lots, you've got to do it.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Where does one acquire an asshat? PCCA events only? Or can you get one at a BMW event as well?

Yeah man... commas matter. Like...
"Can you please stop the bus and let my friend, Jack, off?"
or
"Can you please stop the bus and let my friend jack off?"

and

"We have all gotten hungry and decided to eat, Grandma."
or
"We have all gotten hungry and decided to eat Grandma."

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Biorin

BMW builder: That was short, I wish there was more.
Benz builder: So many douchey possibilities! Would still like more!
Porsche builder: ohgodohgodohgod make the options stop.

It's unreal... would you like the front three inches of your left fender painted? Would you like them painted in the same color as the car? Would you like them in a different color? What about the next three inches?

Fortunately for RJ_ he only has to answer for the first three inches.

(Thought I'd throw a little assist your way, sniper pal!)

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by wrickem

I had ordered "leather door finishers" on ours without my salesman or I totally understanding what they really were, but they were "only" $200 extra though and I figured I didn't want unfinished doors . They ended up being the part around the interior door release handle. A Porsche is painful to order, but unless you want Gray with that sand color or black interior that is on all of their lots, you've got to do it.

I remember that one on page 3,810. Just behind the option to paint your door release handle a different color for $350. lol

[1MOREMOD]

I didn't say get your own asshat. Adding the you in there matters also.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I didn't say get your own asshat. Adding the you in there matters also.

What is a "you asshat"?

[1MOREMOD]

Same thing as you jerk, you punk whatever. It's directing the insult.

[1MOREMOD]

Or are you wanting to know what an asshat is? Starting to look like you!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Same thing as you jerk, you punk whatever. It's directing the insult.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Or are you wanting to know what an asshat is? Starting to look like you!

That's it, good. Use your words.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I remember that one on page 3,810. Just behind the option to paint your door release handle a different color for $350. lol

This and the use of the word, 'deviated'. I'm starting to wonder about their sales and marketing department.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

This and the use of the word, 'deviated'. I'm starting to wonder about their sales and marketing department.

They're German. They know not what they do.

"Ziss is ferry ssssimpel logic tree to ünterstant vy you haff problem. I have taken liberty to create ziss ishikawa diagram to show rüt causs of incompatibility. SSSSeeee. Ferry simpel. Dummkopf."

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

They're German. They know not what they do.

"Ziss is ferry ssssimpel logic tree to ünterstant vy you haff problem. I have taken liberty to create ziss ishikawa diagram to show rüt causs of incompatibility. SSSSeeee. Ferry simpel. Dummkopf."

Ugh.
I just had flashbacks of HS chemistry and physics. Dr. D would lapse into his faux german accent whenever we disappointed him. (Often) #mysistermadestraightA'sbutIdidn't

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Ugh.
I just had flashbacks of HS chemistry and physics. Dr. D would lapse into his faux german accent whenever we disappointed him. (Often) #mysistermadestraightA'sbutIdidn't

Dr. D? Thought that was your p0rn name.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Dr. D? Thought that was your p0rn name.

Not even close. Since I retired, I never speak it aloud.

[Aatish]

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by wrickem

I had ordered "leather door finishers" on ours without my salesman or I totally understanding what they really were, but they were "only" $200 extra though and I figured I didn't want unfinished doors . They ended up being the part around the interior door release handle. A Porsche is painful to order, but unless you want Gray with that sand color or black interior that is on all of their lots, you've got to do it.

I assume in the 1970s-1980s you could have any combination of colors as long as BROWN is somewhere?

Why are so many Porsches BROWN? And they brought it back for the current 911!