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      04-30-2016, 12:55 PM   #26995
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They took the chicken out of the smoker and pulled it while I waited (stretching ). And the beans came out of the same smoker. Belly is full and I'm experiencing some deja vu.
Dat CALF doe sheesh!


Dammit I want a smoker. I also want to live someplace cool with minimal ratchet population.
Wait for Mr.SugarSkulls's calf pics. I haven't seen them but they make the girls swoon from what I've heard.

I was going to get one but that BBQ place (a trailer on the side of the road) is like 1/2 a mile from my house. $10 for a pound of pulled chicken. Kinda hard to beat rolling up on the way home and picking up pulled meat that is already prepared (by someone else) and is super good. His BBQ sauce is fantastic.

All you northerners wise up at some point in your lives and move to FL. So it'll happen sooner or later. Lol
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They took the chicken out of the smoker and pulled it while I waited (stretching ). And the beans came out of the same smoker. I know it's good. Belly is full and I'm experiencing some deja vu.
This looks like every day. Nice.
The only thing different is the board shorts. Wife came home last week while I was wearing them and forbid me from ever doing so again. Then she made me go out and by new clothes, starting with board shorts.
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They took the chicken out of the smoker and pulled it while I waited (stretching ). And the beans came out of the same smoker. I know it's good. Belly is full and I'm experiencing some deja vu.
This looks like every day. Nice.
The only thing different is the board shorts. Wife came home last week while I was wearing them and forbid me from ever doing so again. Then she made me go out and by new clothes, starting with board shorts.
oh man.
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They took the chicken out of the smoker and pulled it while I waited (stretching ). And the beans came out of the same smoker. Belly is full and I'm experiencing some deja vu.
Dat CALF doe sheesh!


Dammit I want a smoker. I also want to live someplace cool with minimal ratchet population.
Wait for Mr.SugarSkulls's calf pics. I have seen them but they make the girls swoon from what I've heard.

I was going to get one but that BBQ place (a trailer on the side of the road) is like 1/2 a mile from my house. $10 for a pound of pulled chicken. Kinda hard to beat rolling up on the way home and picking up pulled meat that is already prepared (by someone else) and is super good. His BBQ sauce is fantastic.

All you northerners wise up at some point in your lives and move to FL. So it'll happen sooner or later. Lol
Ah, yeah he doesn't post them on social media. Lmao.

And is that so, man that sounds great. That makes Red Hot & Blue seem like the equivalent of going to McDonald's for a real hamburger. That's awesome.

Yes I've debated between FL and CA. Snow doesn't bother me much, but the folks in general seem so much nicer in those areas.
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They took the chicken out of the smoker and pulled it while I waited (stretching ). And the beans came out of the same smoker. I know it's good. Belly is full and I'm experiencing some deja vu.
This looks like every day. Nice.
The only thing different is the board shorts. Wife came home last week while I was wearing them and forbid me from ever doing so again. Then she made me go out and by new clothes, starting with board shorts.
True Story - I had a "lucky" pair of board shorts that I played in over a summer of tournaments....and by Lucky, I mean my favorite and most comfortable.

For the groups benefit - I'm commando in these in the sand or grass. All day....in the heat....sweating dez nuts.....all day...

By the end of the summer - these shorts had a 'slight' funk to them.

The wife (fiancé that that time) stole my lucky shorts and they were never found again....
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They took the chicken out of the smoker and pulled it while I waited (stretching ). And the beans came out of the same smoker. I know it's good. Belly is full and I'm experiencing some deja vu.
This looks like every day. Nice.
The only thing different is the board shorts. Wife came home last week while I was wearing them and forbid me from ever doing so again. Then she made me go out and by new clothes, starting with board shorts.
True Story - I had a "lucky" pair of board shorts that I played in over a summer of tournaments....and by Lucky, I mean my favorite and most comfortable.

For the groups benefit - I'm commando in these in the sand or grass. All day....in the heat....sweating dez nuts.....all day...

By the end of the summer - these shorts had a 'slight' funk to them.

The wife (fiancé that that time) stole my lucky shorts and they were never found again....
TMI! TMI!
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They took the chicken out of the smoker and pulled it while I waited (stretching ). And the beans came out of the same smoker. I know it's good. Belly is full and I'm experiencing some deja vu.
This looks like every day. Nice.
The only thing different is the board shorts. Wife came home last week while I was wearing them and forbid me from ever doing so again. Then she made me go out and by new clothes, starting with board shorts.
True Story - I had a "lucky" pair of board shorts that I played in over a summer of tournaments....and by Lucky, I mean my favorite and most comfortable.

For the groups benefit - I'm commando in these in the sand or grass. All day....in the heat....sweating dez nuts.....all day...

By the end of the summer - these shorts had a 'slight' funk to them.

The wife (fiancé that that time) stole my lucky shorts and they were never found again....
TMI! TMI!
Not a day goes by that I don't reminisce fondly about these comfortable board shorts
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      04-30-2016, 02:10 PM   #27004
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They took the chicken out of the smoker and pulled it while I waited (stretching ). And the beans came out of the same smoker. I know it's good. Belly is full and I'm experiencing some deja vu.
This looks like every day. Nice.
The only thing different is the board shorts. Wife came home last week while I was wearing them and forbid me from ever doing so again. Then she made me go out and by new clothes, starting with board shorts.
True Story - I had a "lucky" pair of board shorts that I played in over a summer of tournaments....and by Lucky, I mean my favorite and most comfortable.

For the groups benefit - I'm commando in these in the sand or grass. All day....in the heat....sweating dez nuts.....all day...

By the end of the summer - these shorts had a 'slight' funk to them.

The wife (fiancé that that time) stole my lucky shorts and they were never found again....
Umm.... Yeah. I was forbidden to wear them again because they were huge. Like circus tent size. These fit much better.

I would have used a mirror but my airbrushed abs washed off in the pool.
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They took the chicken out of the smoker and pulled it while I waited (stretching ). And the beans came out of the same smoker. I know it's good. Belly is full and I'm experiencing some deja vu.
This looks like every day. Nice.
The only thing different is the board shorts. Wife came home last week while I was wearing them and forbid me from ever doing so again. Then she made me go out and by new clothes, starting with board shorts.
True Story - I had a "lucky" pair of board shorts that I played in over a summer of tournaments....and by Lucky, I mean my favorite and most comfortable.

For the groups benefit - I'm commando in these in the sand or grass. All day....in the heat....sweating dez nuts.....all day...

By the end of the summer - these shorts had a 'slight' funk to them.

The wife (fiancé that that time) stole my lucky shorts and they were never found again....
Umm.... Yeah. I was forbidden to wear them again because they were huge. Like circus tent size. These fit much better.

I would have used a mirror but my airbrushed abs washed off in the pool.
Wow, you really have slimmed down!
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Umm.... Yeah. I was forbidden to wear them again because they were huge. Like circus tent size. These fit much better.

I would have used a mirror but my airbrushed abs washed off in the pool.
All about does crotch gussets.
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Dat CALF doe sheesh!
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Ah, yeah he doesn't post them on social media. Lmao.
Forgot #nohomo. Homo.
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We are somewhere off Don Quiote road in Montreal. I had a little nap on the couch and now I'm ready to go walk some maple forest out back then eat some ketchup chips

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I had poutine La Dame (chicken) with a Rat Pack Manhattan for dinner then we went and walked along the start of Ottowa river
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Forgot #nohomo. Homo.
I'm pretty sure that was intentional.
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I'm pretty sure that was intentional.
Good point. I should have said "omitted", not "forgot."
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