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      04-29-2016, 10:45 AM   #26863
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I'm still a newb. I think I'm 2013, but just found OT a few months ago. I was "referred" to the watch sub-forum and saw the shit show and I was like, I found my home. Someone, I think it was bimmette , was like "who are you?" If I recall my answer was something like "I'm new here. Came for the watches but stayed for the debauchery." I think the first non-watch OT post I read was an Anna post ... So yeah ... Hooked.

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Well...yes.
I'm still a newb. I think I'm 2013, but just found OT a few months ago. I was "referred" to the watch sub-forum and saw the shit show and I was like, I found my home. Someone, I think it was bimmette , was like "who are you?" If I recall my answer was something like "I'm new here. Came for the watches but stayed for the debauchery." I think the first non-watch OT post I read was an Anna post ... So yeah ... Hooked.

Inb4: cool story bro
Still gonna say it:

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I'm still a newb. I think I'm 2013, but just found OT a few months ago. I was "referred" to the watch sub-forum and saw the shit show and I was like, I found my home. Someone, I think it was bimmette , was like "who are you?" If I recall my answer was something like "I'm new here. Came for the watches but stayed for the debauchery." I think the first non-watch OT post I read was an Anna post ... So yeah ... Hooked.

Inb4: cool story bro
Well, you stayed for the right reasons, apparently. Oh, and the M2 is here now, too. That's actually where the other half of my laughs come from.

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AYEEEEE! Milestones!

That is excellent. Any particular fit for those (bootcut, slim straight, etc)? I know the waist size is only half the story. All my 32's fit different.
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I'm still a newb. I think I'm 2013, but just found OT a few months ago. I was "referred" to the watch sub-forum and saw the shit show and I was like, I found my home. Someone, I think it was bimmette , was like "who are you?" If I recall my answer was something like "I'm new here. Came for the watches but stayed for the debauchery." I think the first non-watch OT post I read was an Anna post ... So yeah ... Hooked.

Inb4: cool story bro
So...who are you?
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      04-29-2016, 11:06 AM   #26869
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So...who are you?
I am jtodd_fl. Which decodes to....




JTodd. From FL.
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So...who are you?
I am jtodd_fl. Which decodes to....




JTodd. From FL.
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Whoa. That was some deep code. Mind blown.
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      04-29-2016, 11:12 AM   #26873
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GTFO. OT is no place for a catfish.




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      04-29-2016, 11:14 AM   #26875
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WAIT A DAMN MINUTE here. OT OG and never been banned from anything (except the banned thread)

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Yes, silvergray545 and I recall that you are prehistoric!


You, MadDog, Tondtar #tripleOGs.
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      04-29-2016, 11:15 AM   #26877
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Well, you stayed for the right reasons, apparently. Oh, and the M2 is here now, too. That's actually where the other half of my laughs come from.



AYEEEEE! Milestones!

That is excellent. Any particular fit for those (bootcut, slim straight, etc)? I know the waist size is only half the story. All my 32's fit different.
These are hurley shorts made with Nike's branded Drifit material. But i did get a pair of Lucky jeans in 34 also. They, as most of my pants and shorts, are a little lose in the waist while snug from the seat to right about the knee. I'm about as on display as i am with bike shorts, so untucked shirts only for now. I also need to remember to sit down when trying on pants or shorts. jtodd_fl Those jeans could use a crotch gusset.
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I did some research on you my friend - I iz innernetz detective. You, sir (or ma'am, didn't get that detail) are someone who drives a 545... Potentially in a silver-gray configuration.
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      04-29-2016, 11:18 AM   #26879
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These are hurley shorts made with Nike's branded Drifit material. But i did get a pair of Lucky jeans in 34 also. They, as most of my pants and shorts, are a little lose in the waist while snug from the seat to right about the knee. I'm about as on display as i am with bike shorts, so untucked shirts only for now. I also need to remember to sit down when trying on pants or shorts. jtodd_fl Those jeans could use a crotch gusset.
Crotch gusset. I love that, and the phonological similarity has led to me start referring to my own balls as crotch russets. It just seemed to fit. Makes me want to grab the wife and start fingerling, if you know what I'm saying.
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These are hurley shorts made with Nike's branded Drifit material. But i did get a pair of Lucky jeans in 34 also. They, as most of my pants and shorts, are a little lose in the waist while snug from the seat to right about the knee. I'm about as on display as i am with bike shorts, so untucked shirts only for now. I also need to remember to sit down when trying on pants or shorts. jtodd_fl Those jeans could use a crotch gusset.
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I did some research on you my friend - I iz innernetz detective. You, sir (or ma'am, didn't get that detail) are someone who drives a 545... Potentially in a silver-gray configuration.
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I did some research on you my friend - I iz innernetz detective. You, sir (or ma'am, didn't get that detail) are someone who drives a 545... Potentially in a silver-gray configuration.
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OMG. Stalker. Why are you putting my personal information on blast like that!? Mods, please ban.
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Crotch gusset. I love that, and the phonological similarity has led to me start referring to my own balls as crotch russets. It just seemed to fit. Makes me want to grab the wife and start fingerling, if you know what I'm saying.
I know what you're saying, but i'm not sure what it means. Therefore, i'm not going to say i don't know what you're saying as to avoid looking like i'm not with it or simply uneducated.


Wait....
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Crotch gusset. I love that, and the phonological similarity has led to me start referring to my own balls as crotch russets. It just seemed to fit. Makes me want to grab the wife and start fingerling, if you know what I'm saying.
I know what you're saying, but i'm not sure what it means. Therefore, i'm not going to say i don't know what you're saying as to avoid looking like i'm not with it or simply uneducated.


Wait....
Hah! See like, it's both a phonological and thematic series, right. We go from gusset to russet (phonological), the we go from russet to fingerling (thematic (potato)) which is phonological oh similar to fingering, which closes the "genital loop" if you will, from my scrotum to her .... You know what.... You may have been kidding and this may have officially been more explaining than thought that went into the original .... Wait... Still rambling... I'm just gonna....
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Hah! See like, it's both a phonological and thematic series, right. We go from gusset to russet (phonological), the we go from russet to fingerling (thematic (potato)) which is phonological oh similar to fingering, which closes the "genital loop" if you will, from my scrotum to her .... You know what.... You may have been kidding and this may have officially been more explaining than thought that went into the original .... Wait... Still rambling... I'm just gonna....
Uhhh....

In other news.... yesterday i caught my first IRL glimpse of a Sakhir Orange M4. I can now definitively say that some people on this forum may or may not be making a mistake with their color choice of their new M3.
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