What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I've gotten someone else incarcerated because was distracted by the bitches.

I can't believe you've done this.

[1MOREMOD]

I bailed him out right after no biggie!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I bailed him out right after no biggie!

[ASBSECU E93]

Biggie was....Biggie!!

[Verbiage]

Also, so people know where I got the memes.


For those who don't know, Birdman is famous for....actually I don't even know what he's famous for anymore but I shed tears watching him berate all tree uh y'all FUH trowen respeck on ma name.

[ASBSECU E93]

Florida ALWAYS give us the best stuff

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I'm just gonna be the guy that jacks all the loot from the rest of you.

And die in the end.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

And die in the end.

But Verbiage dies first. We are using Star Trek rules.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

We would never give you a bomb.... what do you think we are stupid?

*Did I just ruin our "moment"? If so, I am sorry.

I'll take care of the demo. Bunch a pussies.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

But Verbiage dies first. We are using Star Trek rules.

I loled, a lot.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Well you fit the demographic

Originally Posted by silvergray545

In for story time.

Originally Posted by Aatish

STORY TIME!!!

Originally Posted by bimmette

STORY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New thread.?.?.? What have you been arrested for?

[Verbiage]

Dammit. DEY don't put respeck on ma name.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dammit. DEY don't put respeck on ma name.

Did you have a Bud Light? I think you're losing it.

[Verbiage]

Why can't I just be incarcerated for a night and live to enjoy the spoils for a bit? You can have me killed off in the sequel.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Why can't I just be incarcerated for a night and live to enjoy the spoils for a bit? You can have me killed off in the sequel.

*sigh* FINE!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Did you have a Bud Light? I think you're losing it.

Heh, everyone thinks I got arrested.


You know, I think the only time I had Bud Light was during a few nights of beer pong. I assume that's the go-to, for cheap beer that's easily obtainable in bulk?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dad that stuff is like tap water.



In fact I'd rather drink tap water.

Redemption.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

But Verbiage dies first. We are using Star Trek rules.

Are we issuing him a red shirt?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Redemption.

It's funny, you can tell a lot about someone by what they choose to indulge in, right? At parties, people down Bud Lights like they're nothing, but it's like, if you're trying to truly watch your caloric intake, why drink at all? Just go whole hog. Smh.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Are we issuing him a red shirt?

Thank you for completing the joke. I didn't want to over explain, so your completion is appreciated.

[Verbiage]

Dude silvergray545 I just went back through some of my old threads/polls I started years ago for shits and giggles, and basically 90% of the people we used to talk to on here are banned. LMFAO.


BTM, Blake, Jaykay, MisterSkiMask, Samwoo...all of them.


Looks like an original BP membership pre 2011 is a rarity. MadDog just be hiding. Smh.

[jtodd_fl]

Just letting y'all know that the "read to me" option is hilarious. I just tried it and the way it says bimmerfrk 's name is hilarious. Hah.

Edit: OMFG. Sounds so drunk. Also, "MKsykser" is epic and I literally lol'd at "shits and giggles". Oh God.