Ask a girl anything?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Mansion is hers in the D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Pool Boy is her toy

HOA's are paid via LONG TERM alimony.....

But I mean, why would there not be a prenup?? Makes no sense this fairy tale...

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

But I mean, why would there not be a prenup?? Makes no sense this fairy tale...

Listen - we covered this in Gold Digger 101.....

Cliff notes are around here somewhere...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Listen - we covered this in Gold Digger 101.....

Cliff notes are around here somewhere...

I must've missed that post, lol... Goes back to the old saying; "money doesn't buy you brains..." Or something along those lines...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

Lups - "must have goat(s) with milk..."

Lol!

I'm easy to please. The guy only has to be:

*smarter than me.
*kicks my ass (oh god please!) on sparring matches in the weekends.
*doesn't tell me to be careful every two seconds.
* doesn't make me go on boring holidays.
* doesn't require a tv to be on.
*can read.
*accepts my minor flaws.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol!

I'm easy to please. The guy only has to be:

*smarter than me.
*kicks my ass (oh god please!) on sparring matches in the weekends.
*doesn't tell me to be careful every two seconds.
* doesn't make me go on boring holidays.
* doesn't require a tv to be on.
*can read.
*accepts my minor flaws.

Define, "minor"...

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by shoei

Define, "minor"...

That's what Jared Fogle said.

Too soon?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by bimmette

That's what Jared Fogle said.

Too soon?

I was told that there is no such thing as "too soon" on OT...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

Define, "minor"...

Um, ugh right.

* I am unable to please idiots.
* I'd be as good as a trophy wife as a goat would be.
* My stunts are usually mildly inappropriate.
* somehow I gather really strange people around me.
* I need five days and about 70 reminders if we are going to go out in public where I have to wear for example shoes. Chances are I cant find a pair from the house and I need time to come up with an excuse to ditch your ass.
* I don't deal well with superficial cunts (male of female).
* I'm a hermit.


Yeah. This is why I have sex toys Biorin .

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by shoei

I was told that there is no such thing as "too soon" on OT...

True. We are a bunch of inappropriate, insensitive assholes.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

Um, ugh right.

* I am unable to please idiots.
* I'd be as good as a trophy wife as a goat would be.
* My stunts are usually mildly inappropriate.
* somehow I gather really strange people around me.
* I need five days and about 70 reminders if we are going to go out in public where I have to wear for example shoes. Chances are I cant find a pair from the house and I need time to come up with an excuse to ditch your ass.
* I don't deal well with superficial cunts (male of female).
* I'm a hermit.


Yeah. This is why I have sex toys Biorin .

We need to look up the definition of "minor" together, Lups...

But all that stuff doesn't sound too complicated... Just sounds like you need a babysitter really...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

We need to look up the definition of "minor" together, Lups...

But all that stuff doesn't sound too complicated... Just sounds like you need a babysitter really...

Meh, I can play nice, I just usually don't bother, and for fun I'd rather be alone than with anyone. I do have so e redeeming qualities too, but for the life of me I can't remember one.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

Meh, I can play nice, I just usually don't bother, and for fun I'd rather be alone than with anyone. I do have so e redeeming qualities too, but for the life of me I can't remember one.

When you find it... Or remember, let us know !!!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by shoei

But I mean, why would there not be a prenup?? Makes no sense this fairy tale...

You know what I normally think of you, but I like where your head's at right now.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

When you find it... Or remember, let us know !!!

I'm really nice? And people respond weirdly to me? And I'm a really cheap date?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You know what I normally think of you, but I like where your head's at right now.

I'm just going to focus on the good in this post right now and roll with it...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm really nice? And people respond weirdly to me? And I'm a really cheap date?

Fine... Semi-minor... Compromise... But really only because my planes about to take off so we shall continue this shortly lol...

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by shoei

I'm just going to focus on the good in this post right now and roll with it...

Atta boy, that's the spirit! Maybe I'll buy you a pony if you keep it up...

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm really nice? And people respond weirdly to me? And I'm a really cheap date?

Hahaha! Uhh "nice" is not one of the words that come to mind when I think of Lups.
Maybe... bakes a mean blueberry pie? Although I have yet to confirm this.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Hahaha! Uhh "nice" is not one of the words that come to mind when I think of Lups.
Maybe... bakes a mean blueberry pie? Although I have yet to confirm this.

You did see the 'Angry Bird' cake she made....right!?!?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You did see the 'Angry Bird' cake she made....right!?!?

I just died...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Atta boy, that's the spirit! Maybe I'll buy you a pony if you keep it up...

You know my history with horses... This hardly seems like a reward... *burns catnip in the bonfire*

[Lups]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Hahaha! Uhh "nice" is not one of the words that come to mind when I think of Lups.
Maybe... bakes a mean blueberry pie? Although I have yet to confirm this.

I'M NICE!!! IN A REALLY WEIRD WAY BUT I AM! And sometimes kind.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You did see the 'Angry Bird' cake she made....right!?!?

Fuck off. At least I tried again knowing I have zero decorating skills, and the people invited to the party took a ton of photos of my masterpiece.