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      05-08-2020, 03:34 PM   #26423
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Except the got it backwards. Closed should be open and vice versa. Wasting a urinal there.
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Except the got it backwards. Closed should be open and vice versa. Wasting a urinal there.
That's probably not all of the urinals.
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Great pics . We got it yesterday here in upstate; adds nicely to the whole apocalyptic feeling that is going around. At least the hornets started on the left coast.
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Seeing the species name reminded me that I once dated a girl that worked as a model for Vespa Scooters.

She was fun, but turned out to be crazy.
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Seeing the species name reminded me that I once dated a girl that worked as a model for Vespa Scooters.

She was fun, but turned out to be crazy.
Crazy can be fun.....just don't let them sleep over.
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Seeing the species name reminded me that I once dated a girl that worked as a model for Vespa Scooters.

She was fun, but turned out to be crazy.
Hot but crazy. Was she a hairdresser as well?

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Crazy can be fun.....just don't let them know where you live.
FTFY...
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Hahahaha... This really hits home. My 1st wife was a bit crazy, but my second wife was a batshit crazy hairdresser/salon owner. I figured it out after that. 3rd wife is a charm.
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