Ask anything of anybody

UglyBuzzard · 01-21-2016, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You're telling me you wouldn't let one of those nice ladies over there give you a little kiss with her bum?

Honestly, yes. Been there and done plenty of that in my life. More for you.

UncleWede · 01-21-2016, 05:43 PM

I'll be the good wingman and take the left

Axius · 01-22-2016, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'll be the good wingman and take the left

You're the hero we all need.

C5driver · 01-22-2016, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

9, 4, 5, 6 all good

...then they turn around....and you'd need to be

Meh...I see 4 daddy issues, 7 looking for a human wallet, 5 cum dumpsters, 9 attention whores and a collective IQ of 87.

Axius · 01-22-2016, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Meh...I see 4 daddy issues, 7 looking for a human wallet, 5 cum dumpsters, 9 attention whores and a collective IQ of 87.

Wait, are we talking about being committed to these women or just having sex with them?

Rent a yacht for a night and skip all the associated maintenance costs of owning one. Just don't go home and ride a scooter, because although it may be fun, you wouldn't want your friends to find out.

C5driver · 01-22-2016, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Meh...I see 4 daddy issues, 7 looking for a human wallet, 5 cum dumpsters, 9 attention whores and a collective IQ of 87.

Wait, are we talking about being committed to these women or just having sex with them?

Rent a yacht for a night and skip all the associated maintenance costs of owning one. Just don't go home and ride a scooter, because although it may be fun, you wouldn't want your friends to find out.

Oh...I had my serious pants on

1MOREMOD · 01-22-2016, 10:58 AM

Dear criminals would you try and carry a 500lb safe out of a house you broke into?

Axius · 01-22-2016, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Oh...I had my serious pants on

It's okay, I'm glad that you pointed out their ever so inherent flaws so BPers can make smart life decisions about choosing a mate.

C5driver · 01-22-2016, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Dear criminals would you try and carry a 500lb safe out of a house you broke into?

Random act of criminality...nope. They're looking for snatch and grab for their dope.

C5driver · 01-22-2016, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Oh...I had my serious pants on

It's okay, I'm glad that you pointed out their ever so inherent flaws so BPers can make smart life decisions about choosing a mate.

I've got nothing clever to say, so fuck you and your indirectly sarcastic smarminess, you filthy fuck you.

UglyBuzzard · 01-22-2016, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Dear criminals would you try and carry a 500lb safe out of a house you broke into?

Reckon if they had time, yes.
Make sure not to leave dolly in view.

Axius · 01-22-2016, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

I've got nothing clever to say, so fuck you and your indirectly sarcastic smarminess, you filthy fuck you.

I..., I...., well quite frankly I'm honored.

Daddy issues..., that's a seriously scary thing though for reals.

C5driver · 01-22-2016, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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I've got nothing clever to say, so fuck you and your indirectly sarcastic smarminess, you filthy fuck you.

Daddy issues..., that's a seriously scary thing though for reals.

So now we're back to being serious or are you pining for the uberkinky subdom dungeon sex?

1MOREMOD · 01-22-2016, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Reckon if they had time, yes.
Make sure not to leave dolly in view.

They would have to call 3 other dudes to come over and help. Get a vehicle they could put it in. Make it down stairs. Thinking not likely.

Axius · 01-22-2016, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

So now we're back to being serious or are you pining for the uberkinky subdom dungeon sex?

The second part.

F30lolz · 01-22-2016, 12:49 PM

Will 6 pm come fast enough or will it drag long enough until I blow a gasket at work?

UncleWede · 01-22-2016, 12:53 PM

6pm??? I'm leaving no later than 3 (normal time)

C5driver · 01-22-2016, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

The second part.

It's like I don't even know you

Axius · 01-22-2016, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

It's like I don't even know you

Don't cry! We will be united one day, and we will share ghost stories over a glass of vodka.

F30lolz · 01-22-2016, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

6pm??? I'm leaving no later than 3 (normal time)

Banned for leaving before me.

UncleWede · 01-22-2016, 02:25 PM

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Banned for leaving before me.

West coast, so almost the exact same time. I just still have daylight.

F30lolz · 01-22-2016, 02:35 PM

East side vs West side.

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