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      11-25-2015, 04:00 PM   #2597
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When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?
I don't think I get hangry. But it does take discipline to not pig out, so unless you like the big girls, just accept the bitching or leave the room
Makes sense to those members in colder areas... Bigger girls might keep them a little warmer during the winter??
Ever hear of a comforter?
We live within a short drive to one another... We don't have these problems lol... Like "electric blanket" and "scraping frost off windshields" and "large girls to generate body heat for warmth..."
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Honest question:

When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?
I don't think I get hangry. But it does take discipline to not pig out, so unless you like the big girls, just accept the bitching or leave the room
Makes sense to those members in colder areas... Bigger girls might keep them a little warmer during the winter??
Ever hear of a comforter?
We live within a short drive to one another... We don't have these problems lol... Like "electric blanket" and "scraping frost off windshields" and "large girls to generate body heat for warmth..."
Hahahhahaha! Frost is the shit that accumulates in my fridge when the seal fails.
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      11-25-2015, 04:05 PM   #2599
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Honest question:

When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?
I don't think I get hangry. But it does take discipline to not pig out, so unless you like the big girls, just accept the bitching or leave the room
Makes sense to those members in colder areas... Bigger girls might keep them a little warmer during the winter??
Ever hear of a comforter?
We live within a short drive to one another... We don't have these problems lol... Like "electric blanket" and "scraping frost off windshields" and "large girls to generate body heat for warmth..."
Hahahhahaha! Frost is the shit that accumulates in my fridge when the seal fails.
Some places actually have this thing called 'winter'. It is a magical time of year when fat people hibernate and slumber off the stored fat.
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Honest question:

When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?
I don't think I get hangry. But it does take discipline to not pig out, so unless you like the big girls, just accept the bitching or leave the room
Makes sense to those members in colder areas... Bigger girls might keep them a little warmer during the winter??
Ever hear of a comforter?
We live within a short drive to one another... We don't have these problems lol... Like "electric blanket" and "scraping frost off windshields" and "large girls to generate body heat for warmth..."
Hahahhahaha! Frost is the shit that accumulates in my fridge when the seal fails.
Some places actually have this thing called 'winter'. It is a magical time of year when fat people hibernate and slumber off the stored fat.
I'm traveling to such a place. FML
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Some places actually have this thing called 'winter'. It is a magical time of year when fat people hibernate and slumber off the stored fat.
Tell me about winter.

It's not even going to get to 60 degrees today! (Stuck at 59!)

Not sure if I should wear a sweater, sweatshirt, or t-shirt and jacket.
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Honest question:

When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?
I don't think I get hangry. But it does take discipline to not pig out, so unless you like the big girls, just accept the bitching or leave the room
Makes sense to those members in colder areas... Bigger girls might keep them a little warmer during the winter??
Ever hear of a comforter?
We live within a short drive to one another... We don't have these problems lol... Like "electric blanket" and "scraping frost off windshields" and "large girls to generate body heat for warmth..."
Hahahhahaha! Frost is the shit that accumulates in my fridge when the seal fails.
Some places actually have this thing called 'winter'. It is a magical time of year when fat people hibernate and slumber off the stored fat.
Taking tropical vacays in the winter actually keeps me in check. If I didn't, it would be very tempting to form extra layers of insulation for the winter.
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Remember - It's only a 1.5 hours plane flight to the Gulf of Mexico for me - so SUCK IT!!!
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      11-25-2015, 04:32 PM   #2604
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Remember - It's only a 1.5 hours plane flight to the Gulf of Mexico for me - so SUCK IT!!!
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Even "comforters" need some luvin
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      11-25-2015, 04:40 PM   #2607
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Remember - It's only a 1.5 hours plane flight to the Gulf of Mexico for me - so SUCK IT!!!
You have to get on a plane to get to the beach????

Third World Problem
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I gotta be honest folks, I don't worry about winter. I've got my surfboard
You too cheezburger????

Ok - I see how this shit is
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      11-25-2015, 04:45 PM   #2609
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Remember - It's only a 1.5 hours plane flight to the Gulf of Mexico for me - so SUCK IT!!!
You have to get on a plane to get to the beach????

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Ha ha!

Only when I want to
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Ha ha!

Only when I want to
I lived like 15 minutes away from Laguna Beach and went on the sand like twice in five years.

With that said, I did have the option, haha. I did enjoy the views of the beach/water while hiking and biking though.
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even better, ask some random girls on the internet for their help and advise.

"hey babe, i bought you these shoes you don't like and don't fit but they should have because i chatted some girls up on the internet to get them for you. what did i do wrong?!"

saying she has a new m3 tells me nothing. if anything it tells me that she expects more that the average girl.

gluck, bro.
all for fun bro... relax.

her having an M3 tells me that she has a good sense of motorsport and cars... she used to race and model for supersport. she deserves more than the average girl. I got no issue with treating her very well.
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From the OT pool of fine gentlemen.....you must:

Kill one
Marry one
Have a one night stand with one

Poorlurker (sorry random selection)
Mr. 92 Million (obvious reasons)
Axius (nuff said)
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From the OT pool of fine gentlemen.....you must:

Kill one
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Have a one night stand with one

Poorlurker (sorry random selection)
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Don't lie.....you know it's because he's poor(poor lurker)
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What are some qualities you are looking for in a man?
I have noticed that women have different criteria in choosing the right man, and was wondering what are some qualities that would stand out for you?
Someone once told me: MONEY, but that doesn't answer my question. I was asking for personal qualities, morals, and not the financial status.
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What are some qualities you are looking for in a man?
I have noticed that women have different criteria in choosing the right man, and was wondering what are some qualities that would stand out for you?
Someone once told me: MONEY, but that doesn't answer my question. I was asking for personal qualities, morals, and not the financial status.
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What are some qualities you are looking for in a man?
I have noticed that women have different criteria in choosing the right man, and was wondering what are some qualities that would stand out for you?
Someone once told me: MONEY, but that doesn't answer my question. I was asking for personal qualities, morals, and not the financial status.
We've covered this already, but anyways:

For me, it's wit. This requires someone to have a great sense of humour, and also be quick and intelligent, along with having excellent (English) language skills. Major sarcasm helps too.
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We've covered this already, but anyways:

For me, it's wit. This requires someone to have a great sense of humour, and also be quick and intelligent, along with having excellent (English) language skills. Major sarcasm helps too.
Didn't you just describe Biorin ???
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