What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

If I were better at photoshop, I would already have turned that monkey ass upside down and put it on Angelina Jolie's face. I suspect that would look hilarious.... but I don't have that kind of skill or time.

How could you tell the difference?

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Nkc

I love it when grimmy and nef give each other advice.

second only to your remarkable appearances after each of my posts.. this is why I don't have a gf - I'm already followed around constantly by at least one bitch on an online forum

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Definitely. I imagine it is like a conversation between Kim Jong Il and Kim Jong Un.

More like Kim Jong Uh-yeah I scored again..

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Aatish

"On a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day"

^this

Is what fat guy smells like. Like the 300lb dude sitting next to you on the plane.

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by grimlock

second only to your remarkable appearances after each of my posts.. this is why I don't have a gf - I'm already followed around constantly by at least one bitch on an online forum

There's no denying that I'm your #1 Fan. The stuff you post are usually GOLD and you're the only one worthy of my replies. I like to read Nef's stuff too but its usually too long like Lups posts.

[Verbiage]

God these fucking M2 owners are insufferable wtf.

[Aatish]

How it be grimlock ?

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

How it be grimlock ?

you get rejected enough by girls then u become like me

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by grimlock

you get rejected enough by girls then u become like me

In order to get rejected by a girl, you must actually engage with her. If you get rejected by tons of them, you have engaged with tons of them (I hope)...

Seems like your going for quantity > quality. Not necessarily a bad thing, but maybe it's time to switch it up?

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

In order to get rejected by a girl, you must actually engage with her. If you get rejected by tons of them, you have engaged with tons of them (I hope)...

Seems like your going for quantity > quality. Not necessarily a bad thing, but maybe it's time to switch it up?

nah, i gave it up, I find computer games a lot more rewarding recently.. hours of endless pleasure much more than any woman can give

besides, being not thirsty is attractive, or so I've heard..

how about u man? hit any up recently?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Aatish

In order to get rejected by a girl, you must actually engage with her. If you get rejected by tons of them, you have engaged with tons of them (I hope)...

Seems like your going for quantity > quality. Not necessarily a bad thing, but maybe it's time to switch it up?

Ask a girl anything thread is below this one.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Ask a girl anything thread is below this one.

So is the ask a black guy thread :b

[Verbiage]

[grimlock]

it's the ask a black whore thread so verbiage owns this

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by grimlock

it's the ask a black whore thread so verbiage owns this

Haha I'd just made a similar post in that ask a girl thread.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Haha I'd just made a similar post in that ask a girl thread.

sorry, forgot the add "man"-whore to the description, it's an important distinction around here

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by grimlock

nah, i gave it up, I find computer games a lot more rewarding recently.. hours of endless pleasure much more than any woman can give

besides, being not thirsty is attractive, or so I've heard..

how about u man? hit any up recently?

NOOOOO! Don't fall into the abyss that is computer gaming culture. You'll end up smelling/looking like monkey butt and Doritos (with a slight hint of broken promises).

On a serious note, being non thirsty works. But you still need some water to survive.

Been laying low as far as girls go.

Busy with work/life. Pretty much every single guy in my group of friends is whipped/stressed/depressed due to some girl. Kinda further dissuaded me from trying to get hit and run in.

Girls man, they play with ones feelings like Clapton plays the guitar.

[Aatish]

jtodd_fl

I don't see it...maybe a different movie scene.

[Verbiage]

Oh shit I laughed so hard!

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

NOOOOO! Don't fall into the abyss that is computer gaming culture. You'll end up smelling/looking like monkey butt and Doritos (with a slight hint of broken promises).

On a serious note, being non thirsty works. But you still need some water to survive.

Been laying low as far as girls go.

Busy with work/life. Pretty much every single guy in my group of friends is whipped/stressed/depressed due to some girl. Kinda further dissuaded me from trying to get hit and run in.

Girls man, they play with ones feelings like Clapton plays the guitar.

i'm bookish, not dorky, educated, but still to grab a ***** by the collar quick
immaculate, polished with the spirit of a hustler, the swagger of a college kid

your values in dissaray, prioritizing horribly

Ignoring all prior advice and fore warning.
And we mighty full of ourselves all of a sudden aren't we?
Unhappy with the riches cause we piss poor morally.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by grimlock

i'm bookish, not dorky, educated, but still to grab a ***** by the collar quick
immaculate, polished with the spirit of a hustler, the swagger of a college kid

your values in dissaray, prioritizing horribly

Ignoring all prior advice and fore warning.
And we mighty full of ourselves all of a sudden aren't we?
Unhappy with the riches cause we piss poor morally.

That sounds like a Drake song..

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

That sounds like a Drake song..

pls no.. TI. I don't want to know who Drake is

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by grimlock

pls no.. TI. I don't want to know who Drake is

You should become the Asian version of Drake!

Dude presumably gets laid all the time, and all he does is talk about all his ex's and past relationships and shit.