What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Do you know that young people don't even know what yuppies are? I had younger co-workers stumped with that word. Ugh.

That is crazy.

This will make you feel old too....
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/thing...ent#.bek15qLLL

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

That is crazy.

This will make you feel old too....
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/thing...ent#.bek15qLLL

I really don't even wanna click on this

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I really don't even wanna click on this

I'll just give away a couple then...

Currently, Will Smith is older than Uncle Phil was at the beginning of Fresh Prince.
If Bart Simpson aged normally, he'd be 35 year old.
When the song "All Star", by Smash Mouth was released, the current freshmen in High School were not born yet.
And perhaps, most sad of all, the Taco Bell dog has been DEAD for 5 years.

[CANGRKE70]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Do Yuppies, by strict 80s/90s definition still exist? Or are they called something else now?

Yeah Old!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I'll just give away a couple then...

Currently, Will Smith is older than Uncle Phil was at the beginning of Fresh Prince.
If Bart Simpson aged normally, he'd be 35 year old.
When the song "All Star", by Smash Mouth was released, the current freshmen in High School were not born yet.
And perhaps, most sad of all, the Taco Bell dog has been DEAD for 5 years.

Yo quiero Taco Bell. Aw he was cute.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Yo quiero Taco Bell. Aw he was cute.

Look at the bright side. At least he came to America to live (probably illegally). Had he stayed in Mexico, he'd probably be IN a taco by now.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Look at the bright side. At least he came to America to live (probably illegally). Had he stayed in Mexico, he'd probably be IN a taco by now.

:

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

That is crazy.

This will make you feel old too....
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/thing...ent#.bek15qLLL

Jerk.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Jerk.

Also, that article was written two years ago.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

I know that this was from another thread, but interesting to see someone missed (?) me... I've just been busy with personal life.

My latest temp assignment was a recent company acquisition and they had me work 12-14 hours per day... Well worth the overtime.

Last but not least, I'm dealing with the breakup both in terms of having to find a roommate since I had to kick my ex out (and I have nobody to share the rent with), and getting over her with "GFTOW" (yeah I said it; I don't view sex as taboo or "TMI")...If I wasn't so close to getting engaged that ex, she would've been forgotten like yesterday's dog shit.

Sounds like you dodged a bullet there. She seems extremely manipulative and without a conscience to boot. I've found myself quite suspectible to these types as well. Realize people are willing to do things to you that you aren't to them.

[Nkc]

I love it when grimmy and nef give each other advice.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Nkc

I love it when grimmy and nef give each other advice.

Definitely. I imagine it is like a conversation between Kim Jong Il and Kim Jong Un.

[jtodd_fl]

Saw this interesting personalized plate while driving my daughter to school this morning. What the heck?

[Verbiage]

You know what that means, dontcha dad.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You know what that means, dontcha dad.

I am happy to say that I did not know. I am sad to say that now, thanks to UD, I do know. Wtf would someone want that as a plate. Also, I am not really that close to that car. Weird how you can lose perspective in a photo like that. Interesting. Monkey Butt. Smh

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You know what that means, dontcha dad.

What does it mean? I'm not looking it up at work.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Your bag of dicks should arrive in 1-3 business days.

You overnighted me a whole bag?? I knew you liked me.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by RJ_

What does it mean? I'm not looking it up at work.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by RJ_

What does it mean? I'm not looking it up at work.

"On a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day"

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Aatish

"On a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day"

Oh, so it's like having a monkey on your back, except in your crack.

Thanks for clearing that up.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Oh, so it's like having a monkey on your back, except in your crack.

Thanks for clearing that up.

A visual representation



Look back at it (woah)!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

"On a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day"

See, this is the best argument for curated content and a professionally published dictionary. Everyone knows it should be "When you don't wipe your ass well after a shit and your asshole gets chafed..."

Otherwise, I am totally good with the semi-white trash vibe of the definition, but the grammar... sweet baby Jesus, the grammar.