What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Mr Tonka · 04-18-2016, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

That is crazy.

This will make you feel old too....
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/thing...ent#.bek15qLLL

Jerk.

RJ_ · 04-18-2016, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Jerk.

Also, that article was written two years ago.

grimlock · 04-19-2016, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

I know that this was from another thread, but interesting to see someone missed (?) me... I've just been busy with personal life.

My latest temp assignment was a recent company acquisition and they had me work 12-14 hours per day... Well worth the overtime.

Last but not least, I'm dealing with the breakup both in terms of having to find a roommate since I had to kick my ex out (and I have nobody to share the rent with), and getting over her with "GFTOW" (yeah I said it; I don't view sex as taboo or "TMI")...If I wasn't so close to getting engaged that ex, she would've been forgotten like yesterday's dog shit.

Sounds like you dodged a bullet there. She seems extremely manipulative and without a conscience to boot. I've found myself quite suspectible to these types as well. Realize people are willing to do things to you that you aren't to them.

Nkc · 04-19-2016, 03:42 AM

I love it when grimmy and nef give each other advice.

jtodd_fl · 04-19-2016, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

I love it when grimmy and nef give each other advice.

Definitely. I imagine it is like a conversation between Kim Jong Il and Kim Jong Un.

jtodd_fl · 04-19-2016, 07:01 AM

Saw this interesting personalized plate while driving my daughter to school this morning. What the heck?

Verbiage · 04-19-2016, 07:43 AM

You know what that means, dontcha dad.

jtodd_fl · 04-19-2016, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

You know what that means, dontcha dad.

I am happy to say that I did not know. I am sad to say that now, thanks to UD, I do know. Wtf would someone want that as a plate. Also, I am not really that close to that car. Weird how you can lose perspective in a photo like that. Interesting. Monkey Butt. Smh

RJ_ · 04-19-2016, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

You know what that means, dontcha dad.

What does it mean? I'm not looking it up at work.

RJ_ · 04-19-2016, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Your bag of dicks should arrive in 1-3 business days.

You overnighted me a whole bag?? I knew you liked me.

Verbiage · 04-19-2016, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

What does it mean? I'm not looking it up at work.

Aatish · 04-19-2016, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

What does it mean? I'm not looking it up at work.

"On a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day"

RJ_ · 04-19-2016, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

"On a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day"

Oh, so it's like having a monkey on your back, except in your crack.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Aatish · 04-19-2016, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

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Originally Posted by Aatish

"On a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day"

Oh, so it's like having a monkey on your back, except in your crack.

Thanks for clearing that up.

A visual representation

Look back at it (woah)!

jtodd_fl · 04-19-2016, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

"On a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day"

See, this is the best argument for curated content and a professionally published dictionary. Everyone knows it should be "When you don't wipe your ass well after a shit and your asshole gets chafed..."

Otherwise, I am totally good with the semi-white trash vibe of the definition, but the grammar... sweet baby Jesus, the grammar.

Aatish · 04-19-2016, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

See, this is the best argument for curated content and a professionally published dictionary. Everyone knows it should be "When you don't wipe your ass well after a shut and your asshole gets chafed..."

Otherwise, I am totally good with the semi-white trash vibe of the definition, but the grammar... sweet baby Jesus, the grammar.

Urban Dictionary at it's finest.

Verbiage · 04-19-2016, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

A visual representation

Look back at it (woah)!

Dude, I fucking lost it.

jtodd_fl · 04-19-2016, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dude, I fucking lost it.

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Verbiage · 04-19-2016, 08:54 AM

Oh God!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

MKSixer · 04-19-2016, 09:07 AM

WTF just happened here? Aatish Are you serious? We had a serious problem a while back with some different body parts. I'm not too keen on reliving those days.

jtodd_fl · 04-19-2016, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

WTF just happened here? Aatish Are you serious? We had a serious problem a while back with some different body parts. I'm not too keen on reliving those days.

If I were better at photoshop, I would already have turned that monkey ass upside down and put it on Angelina Jolie's face. I suspect that would look hilarious.... but I don't have that kind of skill or time.

Aatish · 04-19-2016, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

WTF just happened here? Aatish Are you serious? We had a serious problem a while back with some different body parts. I'm not too keen on reliving those days.

A question was asked. I answered the call and answered as completely as I could.

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