What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

bimmette · 04-09-2016, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark_Knight_335

This is the thread that never ends....

Let's make it to 800 playaz!!

You must be extremely bored because you never venture into this dark side of the forum.

jtodd_fl · 04-09-2016, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Wait, what? I don't swing that way... I'm a complete zero on the Kinsey Scale... Maybe 0.5 for Ryan Gosling, but that's it

Actually, my screen name was loosely based on Notorious B.I.G., but Duran Duran works good too.

I was referring to our users gf's banging dudes and becoming exes. But if you guys automatically assume the ghey, then you know... That's cool. Nothing wrong with that.

NEFARIOUS · 04-09-2016, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I was referring to our users gf's banging dudes and becoming exes. But if you guys automatically assume the ghey, then you know... That's cool. Nothing wrong with that.

I stand thoroughly corrected... I was too bored in a meeting to turn on my thinking cap.

1MOREMOD · 04-09-2016, 02:46 PM

I too thought you were coming out

bimmette · 04-09-2016, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I too thought you were coming out

Got you excited huh?

1MOREMOD · 04-09-2016, 02:54 PM

Nah doubt he looks like the rock.

silvergray545 · 04-09-2016, 02:55 PM

I just found out this app will actually read the threads out loud to you. If you haven't already, try it. I definitely lol'd.

1MOREMOD · 04-09-2016, 02:57 PM

What app? Can I customize voices to what they sound like to me?

08njSTEP · 04-09-2016, 02:58 PM

"Da 2 Ute's.."
"What, what's a ute?"
"The 2 youuuths"
Love that movie.

bimmette · 04-09-2016, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I just found out this app will actually read the threads out loud to you. If you haven't already, try it. I definitely lol'd.

Hahahaha omg so weird

silvergray545 · 04-09-2016, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

What app? Can I customize voices to what they sound like to me?

The bimmerpost iOS app

silvergray545 · 04-09-2016, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I just found out this app will actually read the threads out loud to you. If you haven't already, try it. I definitely lol'd.

Hahahaha omg so weird

I'm over here just dying. Especially when something that shouldn't be read out loud is. Cracks me up!

jtodd_fl · 04-09-2016, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

The bimmerpost iOS app

I wish we could have it read the Ask an Asian thread with a thick Chinese accent.

silvergray545 · 04-09-2016, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

The bimmerpost iOS app

I wish we could have it read the Ask an Asian thread with a thick Chinese accent.

I would die.

bimmette · 04-09-2016, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I just found out this app will actually read the threads out loud to you. If you haven't already, try it. I definitely lol'd.

Hahahaha omg so weird

I'm over here just dying. Especially when something that shouldn't be read out loud is. Cracks me up!

It actually pronounces Bimmette correctly

Mr Tonka · 04-09-2016, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I just found out this app will actually read the threads out loud to you. If you haven't already, try it. I definitely lol'd.

That's some funny shit. Chic is drunk!

1MOREMOD · 04-09-2016, 03:22 PM

Can i have a heavy austrian accent please like arnold.

Mywifes335 · 04-09-2016, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

You must be extremely bored because you never venture into this dark side of the forum.

The Dark side has been so much more interesting than the multiple duplicate threads posted on spoilers, LSDs, coding, etc.

Although it would be nice to have a centralized repository for top tips. The search function kind of sucks.

Have ketchup chips much lately?

bimmette · 04-09-2016, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

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Originally Posted by bimmette

You must be extremely bored because you never venture into this dark side of the forum.

The Dark side has been so much more interesting than the multiple duplicate threads posted on spoilers, LSDs, coding, etc.

Although it would be nice to have a centralized repository for top tips. The search function kind of sucks.

Have ketchup chips much lately?

Trying to lose weight, so no.

Mywifes335 · 04-09-2016, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Trying to lose weight, so no.

How much you trying to lose?

I don't know, you look just right to me.

No Amy Schumer though.

bimmette · 04-09-2016, 04:42 PM

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Trying to lose weight, so no.

How much you trying to lose?

I don't know, you look just right to me.

No Amy Schumer though.

5 pounds would be good, 10 pounds and I'd be thrilled but I hate being hungry so that's unlikely.

Mywifes335 · 04-09-2016, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

5 pounds would be good, 10 pounds and I'd be thrilled but I hate being hungry so that's unlikely.

So this book is supposed to help. For me, again, it's the cardio issue and the 15lbs I packed on is stubborn. Plus, been super hard to eliminate carbs.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/030747...gaL&ref=plSrch

Losing weight by dieting is super difficult if you're hungry and much harder to keep sustainable.

I'm sure you know that, but it's the biggest hurdle.

You either need to starve or totally reset your eating habits. There is a threshold where intake/output is not relevant...and it's usually at the homeostasis level people have to maintain weight.

That's why if you restrict caloric intake and eat clean you can usually drop 5lbs fast...then the body resets...

I'm struggling myself. My body is either muscular or fat. No in between. Sucks.

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