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      04-07-2016, 11:28 AM   #25433
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silvergray545 - "I need to add a Supercharged E92 to the stable..."

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Omg please stop! My buddy bought an E92 and supercharged it. VT2-650 kit. The car is stupid fast. I have two buddies with supercharged E46s. I've been fighting that urge for a year now. BOOST IS BAD!

I always said I was going to get an E92 and only do exhaust, wheels and suspension. Every time I run across a supercharged E92 for sale, I start wondering how fast I can sell the E46 to pick that up.

It's going to happen. I'm screwed.
I cannot imagine a 650 kit...I have he the 625 kit and it is INSANE!!!
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I cannot imagine a 650 kit...I have he the 625 kit and it is INSANE!!!
It is crazy. It's to the point where it's almost too much power.
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      04-07-2016, 11:40 AM   #25435
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I'm staring at an E92 VT-625 right now. In a shop next to a Bentley Continental GT while the M235i is getting meth installed.
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I'm staring at an E92 VT-625 right now. In a shop next to a Bentley Continental GT while the M235i is getting meth installed.
ASBSECU E93 got meth installed while they worked on his E92. The meth was installed in him tho.
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I cannot imagine a 650 kit...I have he the 625 kit and it is INSANE!!!
It is crazy. It's to the point where it's almost too much power.
Yes - I am getting my girl new shoes next week. 295's in the back
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I'm staring at an E92 VT-625 right now. In a shop next to a Bentley Continental GT while the M235i is getting meth installed.
ASBSECU E93 got meth installed while they worked on his E92. The meth was installed in him tho.
Isn't that like a FL thing..?
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Nice! Just put 275s in the back of the E46. Very much needed. But good luck keeping your car glued to the road. Haha
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Yes - I am getting my girl new shoes next week. 295's in the back
Nice! Just put 275s in the back of the E46. Very much needed. But good luck keeping your car glued to the road. Haha
I have the E93 M....so I have more weight to keep her firmly planted on the ground

Longboarder just posted his recent Air Strip event in the m3 post engine mid section. You should check it out.
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I have the E93 M....so I have more weight to keep her firmly planted on the ground
Pretty sure that ESS kit was needed just to push around all the convertible top weight. You back up to regular E92 speed yet?
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I have the E93 M....so I have more weight to keep her firmly planted on the ground
Pretty sure that ESS kit was needed just to push around all the convertible top weight. You back up to regular E92 speed yet?
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I'll find out on May 15th

My first air strip event.....SOOO excited!!!

I mean - This must be what Mr.SugarSkulls felt like when he ordered the mythical M6
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I'll find out on May 15th

My first air strip event.....SOOO excited!!!

I mean - This must be what Mr.SugarSkulls felt like when he ordered the mythical M6
Can't wait to see the video from it! Make sure to let the OT hermits know when it is up.
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I'll find out on May 15th

My first air strip event.....SOOO excited!!!

I mean - This must be what Mr.SugarSkulls felt like when he ordered the mythical M6
Can't wait to see the video from it! Make sure to let the OT hermits know when it is up.
So, you want a video....After you called my girl a BIG FAT PIG?!?!
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So, you want a video....After you called my girl a BIG FAT PIG?!?!
Yes. Definitely. I watch Amy Shumer comedies too.
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So, you want a video....After you called my girl a BIG FAT PIG?!?!
Yes. Definitely. I watch Amy Shumer comedies too.
So you watch Amy Schumer comedies, with your husband?!?!
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Who is Amy Schumer? Is she fat?
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Who is Amy Schumer? Is she fat?
She's a chunky blonde that I would totally bone, but probably wouldn't tell anyone about it.
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So you watch Amy Schumer comedies, with your husband?!?!
OMG... I walked right into that. #fail

Went for the fat joke and wound up with a bloody nose. Thank you good sir, for reminding me why it is important to stay on my game!
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She's a chunky blonde that I would totally bone, but probably wouldn't tell anyone about it.
Would anyone ever tell about banging the chubbies?

I heard that they really work hard to please and let you do some ill shit to them. But then they want to bf you...
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Would anyone ever tell about banging the chubbies?

I heard that they really work hard to please and let you do some ill shit to them. But then they want to bf you...
Some dudes only go for chubbies, so I just let them take em all.


I've heard they give really good head, I'd imagine it's because that's an operation easily done fully clothed and covered...., the rolls..., grosses me out.
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I've heard they give really good head, I'd imagine it's because that's an operation easily done fully clothed and covered...., the rolls..., grosses me out.
For me it's the rolls and the smell or the potential for fat people smell. You know, that I couldn't reach my asshole to wipe right and then my crack fermented smell? Then sprinkle on some good ol butt sweat.

I've sat next to the obese on the plane before and that fucking horrible ass crack cheese smell always wafts up when they move. It's so bad.
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For me it's the rolls and the smell or the potential for fat people smell. You know, that I couldn't reach my asshole to wipe right and then my crack fermented smell? Then sprinkle on some good ol butt sweat.

I've sat next to the obese on the plane before and that fucking horrible ass crack cheese smell always wafts up when they move. It's so bad.
Let me just say...
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