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      03-18-2020, 07:43 PM   #25323
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I think the meme is implying that they execute anyone who has it.
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Coronavirus Rhapsody:
by: Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) @danajaybein


Is this a sore throat?
Is this just allergies?
Caught in a lockdown
No escape from reality.
Don’t touch your eyes
Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy
I’m just a poor boy, no job security
Because of easy spread, even though
washed your hands, laying low
I look out the window, the curve doesn’t look flatter to me, to me

mama, just killed a man
i didn’t stay inside in bed
I walked by him, now he’s dead
mama, life was so much fun
but now I’ve caught this unforgiving plague

mama, oooooh
didn’t mean to make them die
if I’m not back to work this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if people didn’t matter

oo late, my time has come
sends shivers down my spine
body’s aching all the time
goodbye everybody, I’ve got the flu
gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Dana Jay Bein (#DJB)

mama, oooooh
I don’t wanna die
I sometimes wish I never went out at all

I see a little silhouette of a man
what a douche, what a douche
did he even wash his hands though
security is tightening
very very frightening me
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low masturbate
Masturbate O O O O

I’m just a poor boy, facing mortality
HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FACING MORTALITY
spare him his life from this monstrosity

Touch your face, wash your hands, will you wash your hands?
BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!)
BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS)

BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT WASH YOUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!)
WASH YOUR HANDS! (never, never, never wash your hands oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
No no no no no
Oh mama mia, mia (mama mia wash your hands!)
COVID-19 has a sickness put aside for me, for me

So you think you can stop me and just shake my hand?
So you think we can hang out and not break our plans?
Oh baby, can’t do this with me, baby,
Just gotta stay home, just gotta stay home with my fever

oooooh

Curving can get flatter
Anyone can see
Curving can get flatter
Curving can get flatter, you’ll see

Just look out your windows….

FLATTEN THE CURVE
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      03-19-2020, 07:10 AM   #25326
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I'm ready to throw down and go full medical on you.
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      03-19-2020, 07:36 AM   #25328
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Don't start something you can't finish.

If you want eye-searing, I'm the current and undisputed champion in this. Ask cmyx6go , UncleWede , pennsiveguy and a few others.

I'm ready to throw down and go full medical on you.
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      03-19-2020, 07:38 AM   #25329
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Don't start something you can't finish.

If you want eye-searing, I'm the current and undisputed champion in this. Ask cmyx6go , UncleWede , pennsiveguy and a few others.

I'm ready to throw down and go full medical on you.
Not the toe nails please.
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Not the toe nails please.
why, just why
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why, just why
So maybe?

And Salty Dog , do you seriously think my repertoire is limited to simply toes. HA. Your doubt is offensive.

I may have to make a demonstration just to prove the point.
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For those that don't want to click the tweet, here's the lyrics to the new Coronavirus theme song!


Coronavirus Rhapsody:
by: Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) @danajaybein


Is this a sore throat?
Is this just allergies?
Caught in a lockdown
No escape from reality.....
Dispatch the mobile crisis team and get the tranquilizer gun Jim, somebody has gone full stir crazy already.
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So maybe?

And Salty Dog , do you seriously think my repertoire is limited to simply toes. HA. Your doubt is offensive.

I may have to make a demonstration just to prove the point.
I have no doubt you have a catalogue of thinks that ought not be seen, and FTR I never say I've seen it all but not much surprises me anymore......so have at it if you must. Perhaps I'll whip out some of my pic's from my time at the Office of the Chief Coroner.
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I have no doubt you have a catalogue of thinks that ought not be seen, and FTR I never say I've seen it all but not much surprises me anymore......so have at it if you must. Perhaps I'll whip out some of my pic's from my time at the Office of the Chief Coroner.
NO...............please no. If he took that as a dare you should be very afraid

It wont be an attachment and I will unknowingly scroll down and see it. I am not emotionally strong enough to deal with the trauma right now. MK please give me a warning post first so I can close my eyes.
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I have no doubt you have a catalogue of thinks that ought not be seen, and FTR I never say I've seen it all but not much surprises me anymore......so have at it if you must. Perhaps I'll whip out some of my pic's from my time at the Office of the Chief Coroner.
NO...............please no. If he took that as a dare you should be very afraid

It wont be an attachment and I will unknowingly scroll down and see it. I am not emotionally strong enough to deal with the trauma right now. MK please give me a warning post first so I can close my eyes.
Oh I dunno MK, it may provide a nice distraction from all the doom and gloom!

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I have no doubt you have a catalogue of thinks that ought not be seen, and FTR I never say I've seen it all but not much surprises me anymore......so have at it if you must. Perhaps I'll whip out some of my pic's from my time at the Office of the Chief Coroner.
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NO...............please no. If he took that as a dare you should be very afraid

It wont be an attachment and I will unknowingly scroll down and see it. I am not emotionally strong enough to deal with the trauma right now. MK please give me a warning post first so I can close my eyes.
Only for you, milady. Only for you.

I retire from the field with my honor intact. I won't post any pictures.
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Oh I dunno MK, it may provide a nice distraction from all the doom and gloom!

Good sir, I have retired from the field to please our good lady, cmyx6go



Edit: But this doesn't mean that sick fuq, Salty Dog wins!!!
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