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As a former auto claims adjuster this shit drove me up a wall. I would always ask businesses/municipalities who had these types of cameras why they purchased/continued to pay for them if they are completely useless. I would often get sent grainy videos of dark cars hitting something at night. Like WTF am I supposed to do with that?? Yes, the video shows a car hitting something... which we already knew based on the skid marks and damage at the scene. Other than that it provides no useful information, so I'm glad I waited a week for you to send me this "revealing" footage. Quote:
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I constantly get these calls from detectives. "Yeah, I just got this CD, but when I put it in, nothing happens." Yesterday, this fancy-assed one, even had date/time/bank name/name of person who recorded it etched onto the top of the CD. On 2 different computers/OS, there was missing space oot of the total disk, but no files at all
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11-14-2019, 12:45 PM | #2512 | |
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And that I'm resting here, secure in the knowledge that she's got a new target that just went up higher on her hit list than me. Which is you...Mr. CT. You and I can privately discuss just how low the bar is set for the title of "Best Female Driver" later...behind our respective |
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11-14-2019, 12:58 PM | #2513 | |
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11-14-2019, 01:01 PM | #2514 |
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If you two keep trying to suck up like that the world will implode on itself.
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11-14-2019, 01:05 PM | #2515 |
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Man, I step away for a minute and it got thick in here!
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11-14-2019, 01:08 PM | #2516 |
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Oh, just like when you stepped into a Subway being ‘More human than human?’
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The looks I got in there! My only regret was that no one was with me to share that moment of sex sounds coming from my pocket. The cool kids in line knew what was up though. |
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11-14-2019, 01:25 PM | #2518 |
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I like it nice and shaved.
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11-14-2019, 01:30 PM | #2520 |
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11-14-2019, 01:34 PM | #2521 |
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It is my destiny in life to teach someone by the name of Manuel to drive a manual.
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11-14-2019, 01:34 PM | #2522 |
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Don't mind a landing strip, but I am not a bush pilot.
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11-14-2019, 01:59 PM | #2523 |
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Based off prior posts of his, pretty sure he is talking about his own ass. Just a heads up.
Well manicured......and I do mean WELL manicured. If I'm playing golf, anything outside the fairway is a drop. I'll go hiking on a trail, but I'm not going on a hike in the jungle with a machete.....I'll just stay home. Last edited by King Rudi; 11-14-2019 at 02:11 PM.. |
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11-14-2019, 02:13 PM | #2524 |
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No problem - leave the bushy ones for Indiana Johnson.
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11-14-2019, 02:22 PM | #2526 |
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Nah, just a character of my own imagination. Could be a pron star name, though. A niche player, if you know what I'm saying.
Years ago I worked with a guy whose dad's name was Horace Cox. I thought that sounded like a Victorian pron star name. It's made me chuckle ever since.
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11-14-2019, 02:40 PM | #2528 |
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+1......as long as it's well kept!
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11-14-2019, 02:50 PM | #2529 | |
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I worked at a huge bowling alley long ago in the days of my squandered youth (hey - another confession! Or maybe two!). This was long before cell phones, so we'd get calls wanting us to page someone so they could come to the phone. Prank calls were a nightly occurrence. The list of prank names went on and on. Mike Hunt. Jack Goff. Hugh Jass. Connie Lingus. Phil Latio. Phil McCracken. That's only a few. Or they'd ask "Hey, do you have 10-pound balls?" To which I'd reply "Yeah, and they hang real nice under my 3-foot cock."
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