What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[UncleWede]

banned - no job, no can haz cheeburger

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

But you're in the VW community! Support your people!

I can't take this shit bruh. People actually think this is cool.

2014 VW GLI for sale. $5.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I can't take this shit bruh. People actually think this is cool.

2014 VW GLI for sale. $5.

It looks like a real car fell on it and broke its axles.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

banned - no job, no can haz cheeburger

This made my day haha.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I can't take this shit bruh. People actually think this is cool.

2014 VW GLI for sale. $5.

WHY????! How is that good? And he did it to a 2014?

It's common among the Acura/Honda crowd Latinos in NJ/NY area and I wonder how often the owners buy new tires.

Sometimes you see the homemade fender flares or homemade fender lip roll (looks like the fenders caught herpes).

[shoei]

I dunno, maybe the owner of the VW has small children? And they were going for this look...

If so... Nailed it...

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I can't take this shit bruh. People actually think this is cool.

2014 VW GLI for sale. $5.

Son.......LOL.


Funny thing is, lots of those cars even have rebuilt motors and push serious horsepower.



For what, I have no idea.

[Verbiage]

Oh shit. Mr Tonka

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Oh shit. Mr Tonka

Uh oh..... Do i get an honorary name that is more... soulful?

[Aatish]

I may have just inadvertently helped my friend get laid...

[Sidewinderpb]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

WHY????! How is that good? And he did it to a 2014?

It's common among the Acura/Honda crowd Latinos in NJ/NY area and I wonder how often the owners buy new tires.

Sometimes you see the homemade fender flares or homemade fender lip roll (looks like the fenders caught herpes).

So funny story:
I'm sitting at a red light on my way home tonight. Then I notice a stupo-slammed, beat to shit, piss bucket honda slowly reversing out of the off ramp of i95. The jackass actually drove about 100 yards up an off ramp (wrong way), then proceeded to slowly back out into the middle of a highly dense 4-way intersection. The ability to figure out camber/offset specs does not equate to real world intellect.

And yes, Verbiage , you are an exception .

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Son.......LOL.

Funny thing is, lots of those cars even have rebuilt motors and push serious horsepower.

For what, I have no idea.

Easy there...the 'Unclean' TDi's are beast with tunes and DPF deletes...I know

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Oh shit. Mr Tonka

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Uh oh..... Do i get an honorary name that is more... soulful?

Wait a damn minute!!!

If any WHITE guy around these parts is blackish....IT"S ME DAMMIT!!!!

I listened to 2Pac when he was a back-up rapper with Digital Underground...

[swagon]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

many adults have absolutely abysmal time management skills.

Abysmal time management skills, I've been suffering from that since HS. I hate myself.

[Lucky John]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I may have just inadvertently helped my friend get laid...

And the problem with this would be? I mean so long as it wasn't with your wife/girl.

[Lucky John]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Uh oh..... Do i get an honorary name that is more... soulful?

How does Mr. T sound?

[jtodd_fl]

@Verbiage for some reason, I can now only think of you as Screwface from Seagal's "Marked for Death". The funny thing is, I remember seeing this like a million years ago and thinking, "but I thought Jamaicans were all weed and reggae and said 'mon' and stuff. They're such nice people." And then this!

[swagon]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

@Verbiage for some reason, I can now only think of you as Screwface from Seagal's "Marked for Death". The funny thing is, I remember seeing this like a million years ago and thinking, "but I thought Jamaicans were all weed and reggae and said 'mon' and stuff. They're such nice people." And then this!

MS Paint job on fleek, jtodd_fl

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by swagon

MS Paint job on fleek, jtodd_fl

High praise, indeed. Thank you.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Uh oh..... Do i get an honorary name that is more... soulful?

You shall be......Daquante'.

Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

So funny story:
I'm sitting at a red light on my way home tonight. Then I notice a stupo-slammed, beat to shit, piss bucket honda slowly reversing out of the off ramp of i95. The jackass actually drove about 100 yards up an off ramp (wrong way), then proceeded to slowly back out into the middle of a highly dense 4-way intersection. The ability to figure out camber/offset specs does not equate to real world intellect.

And yes, Verbiage , you are an exception .

Ha!

Don't worry, no more ruined BMW's from me. LOL.

Originally Posted by swagon

Abysmal time management skills, I've been suffering from that since HS. I hate myself.

I think it is something most of us suffer from occasionally. Just as long as it doesn't impact your regular life too harshly...right?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

@Verbiage for some reason, I can now only think of you as Screwface from Seagal's "Marked for Death". The funny thing is, I remember seeing this like a million years ago and thinking, "but I thought Jamaicans were all weed and reggae and said 'mon' and stuff. They're such nice people." And then this!

I haven't seen that in YEARS! LMFAO!!!!


You've won the internet, this round.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I haven't seen that in YEARS! LMFAO!!!!


You've won the internet, this round.

Did you have a tv growing up in your impoverished "third world" nation? I ask because I care.