What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Post email pls.

Too many screenshots for not enough lulz.

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Was he a Nigerian Prince?

Nope. Last name is Cortes. Weird first name though. Colorado.

It's funny because I always said these wheels are Mexi-fab and look who I get my first email from.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Predict you will get bonus free ice bath, but will lose a kidney. May or may not pay for wheels.

I pack heat. If potential buyer tries to give me a free ice bath, he/she may or may not leave in a body bag.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Too many screenshots for not enough lulz.

Nope. Last name is Cortes. Weird first name though. Colorado.

It's funny because I always said these wheels are Mexi-fab and look who I get my first email from.

I pack heat. If potential buyer tries to give me a free ice bath, he/she may or may not leave in a body bag.

Like this?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Nope. Last name is Cortes.

Cortes? In Ohio? Must work at the local Chinese restaurant. Dark enough... Ohioans won't know the difference.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Like this?

Now more discreet? Hehe... Except for your pubic region heat signature...

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Too many screenshots for not enough lulz.

Nope. Last name is Cortes. Weird first name though. Colorado.

It's funny because I always said these wheels are Mexi-fab and look who I get my first email from.

I pack heat. If potential buyer tries to give me a free ice bath, he/she may or may not leave in a body bag.

Maybe he thinks hes Tony Montana... Colorado Cortes...

Is he gonna slam the wheels with 20 degrees of camber?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Like this?

Hahaha I forgot this is the only kind of heat we can talk about on this board.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Cortes? In Ohio? Must work at the local Chinese restaurant. Dark enough... Ohioans won't know the difference.

My thoughts exactly. Although, there is a significant amount of construction going on by where I work. Walked into Chipotle the other day and all I heard were people speaking Spanish. I thought I was in Miami for a minute. Then I looked around and noticed all the girls were still ugly. Nope, still in Ohio.

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Maybe he thinks hes Tony Montana... Colorado Cortes...

Is he gonna slam the wheels with 20 degrees of camber?

God, I hope not. I don't want to contribute to that awful trend.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

God, I hope not. I don't want to contribute to that awful trend.

But you're in the VW community! Support your people!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

But you're in the VW community! Support your people!

NO!

It's for sale. Wanna buy it?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Now more discreet? Hehe... Except for your pubic region heat signature...

Lol. I think the pants and shorts i just bought have that crotch gusset in them.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Lol. I think the pants and shorts i just bought have that crotch gusset in them.

Thanks... really, thanks for that. Now I have to have your crotch on my mind - even in the most general and vague associations, this is unacceptable. I do not want to be thinking about your crotch gussets.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Thanks... really, thanks for that. Now I have to have your crotch on my mind - even in the most general and vague associations, this is unacceptable. I do not want to be thinking about your crotch gussets.

More room where it counts!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

It is that a large percentage of the world is content with doing half-ass work - i.e. Just enough to get by. Get used to it, but don't allow yourself to fall victim to that complacency. It is the overwhelming majority of people, sadly. Different people have different priorities, I suppose. I have just found, in general, that it is hard for people to let mediocrity seep into only one aspect of their lives. It tends to become pervasive, once let in.

This.

As well as a complete lack of understanding regarding anything beyond their immediate sphere of influence. Not simply what a person is doing but why and how the bits and bobs under the hood work AND what it means to the greater whole.

Oh. Don't forget basic written and spoken communication. The phrases I find myself uttering most often:

'These words in that order do not mean what you think they do.'

'We have to agree that english is our shared language for this conversation and stick to the actual definitions of the word that we are using, not what you think they mean.

'You and I are speaking with each other but we are not communicating.'

Cheers-mk

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

How was your weekend Dad? Did you see I got a Fitbit? And I'm black too?!?!

I had a run of meetings!
Glad you got the Fitbit. Glad that your are black as well!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

Yeah well...., he can go jump off a bridge. With lots of rocks at the bottom. And rusty razor blades covered in Hep C and syphilis.

I actually know where this place is located.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Job interview today for a temp to perm position. Hope for the best.

I hope he nailed it!

F30lolz , shoot us an update.

Cheers-mk

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Thanks... really, thanks for that. Now I have to have your crotch on my mind - even in the most general and vague associations, this is unacceptable. I do not want to be thinking about your crotch gussets.

I can deal with the odd crotch...just NO MORE TOES.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

How was your weekend Dad? Did you see I got a Fitbit? And I'm black too?!?!

But just HOW black are you?


http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the...-are-you-test1


If you don't beat my score, i get to be an honorary black person for a day!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I can deal with the odd crotch...just NO MORE TOES.

VERY dangerous statement. You, my friend, live on the edge.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

But just HOW black are you?


http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the...-are-you-test1


If you don't beat my score, i get to be an honorary black person for a day!

Crap, my work day is over in 2 minutes. I'll have to do it this evening after my workout.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

VERY dangerous statement. You, my friend, live on the edge.

I know, I know. I'm just making certain that there are no mistakes here.

[jtodd_fl]

Wait... did someone say toes...
You should really click this then... http://************/jdchmvb

[F30lolz]

It went too fast. I arrived at 10:43 for a 11am interview, was shown a very small room and met with the accounting manager (mid 20's female) not OT worthy. Was telling me that I seem overqualified and would let me know. Gun to my head, I didn't get it. Also 1/2 hour ago I got a call from unemployment telling me that since I received severance pay I won't get my first unemployment check until the first week in May. Not a good way to start a Monday