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      11-19-2015, 10:31 PM   #2443
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Only in the doggy style position, she grabbed my hand once or twice and placed it on her outer part. It made me feel like i didn't know what i was doin.
To get back on topic - I agree with Lups, and I don't think some direction means she thinks you don't know what you're doing. Sometimes it's just a nice indicator to your partner what you'd like at the moment. Every person is different, you can't be expected to know them all.
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Why is it women on the internet complain about leg humpers on the internet then go around asking for people to hump their legs?
1MOREMOD is an alien rather than a man. Totally different scenario. Next.
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      11-19-2015, 10:33 PM   #2445
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1MOREMOD is an alien rather than a man. Totally different scenario. Next.
No, i'm talking about doing something really gay, like starting this thread.
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      11-19-2015, 10:35 PM   #2446
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If I remember correctly Biorin is my type of attractive and I would definitely be into it if was single.
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      11-19-2015, 10:35 PM   #2447
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Paranoid Schizophrenia

Abnormal sleeping patterns: The person with paranoia may have difficulty sleeping if they are convinced that someone is out to get them. They may stay up all night and for long periods of time.

Anger: They may start arguments and make false accusations as a result of the delusions that they experience.

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Delusions: The person may hold false beliefs that have no basis in reality. Many times these beliefs contribute to increased paranoia. For example, the person may believe that their family has been plotting to poison them.
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1MOREMOD is an alien rather than a man. Totally different scenario. Next.
She heard I have dual penis and wants a dp.
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No, i'm talking about doing something really gay, like starting this thread.
I wasn't going to call you out, but since we're talking about gay, why was the last penis picture you sent me of your junk touching another dude's? I was hoping it was a two for one, but now I'm thinking you had less altruistic reasons...
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If I remember correctly Biorin is my type of attractive and I would definitely be into it if was single.
So you like attention starved chicks with neck beards and mustaches?
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No cute petite ones with natural athletic look
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So you like attention starved chicks with neck beards and mustaches?
who doesn't..?
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No cute petite ones with natural athletic look
Athletic... hahaha... hahahahaaa....
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No cute petite ones with natural athletic look
You're turning into Belgie.
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I wasn't going to call you out, but since we're talking about gay, why was the last penis picture you sent me of your junk touching another dude's? I was hoping it was a two for one, but now I'm thinking you had less altruistic reasons...
Uh..... um.... that was just a mirror.
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Uh..... um.... that was just a mirror.


you trying to take another 'orange' bowl pic again!!!
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Anger: They may start arguments and make false accusations as a result of the delusions that they experience.

Argumentative: The individual may get involved in many arguments with other people. They may falsely accuse others of plotting against them.

Self-Importance: The person may think that they know things that other people don’t know and thus may assume that they are of high importance.

Delusions: The person may hold false beliefs that have no basis in reality. Many times these beliefs contribute to increased paranoia. For example, the person may believe that their family has been plotting to poison them.


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Athletic... hahaha... hahahahaaa....
Maybe I'm thinking of someone else
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      11-19-2015, 10:48 PM   #2459
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Maybe I'm thinking of someone else
Depends what you meant. I'm not as strong and sculpted as bimmette.
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      11-19-2015, 10:54 PM   #2460
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I'll bet they like the leg humping because they can feel the weiner! Bunch of whores I tell ya!
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      11-19-2015, 10:56 PM   #2461
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Depends what you meant. I'm not as strong and sculpted as bimmette.
Maybe I didn't see the bottom half. Are you pear shaped?
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Maybe I didn't see the bottom half. Are you pear shaped?
No, I'm pretty straight up and down. I just laughed at athletic because... lazy.
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Maybe I'm thinking of someone else
Depends what you meant. I'm not as strong and sculpted as bimmette.
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No, I'm pretty straight up and down. I just laughed at athletic because... lazy.
Get on it.
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