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      03-15-2016, 07:30 AM   #24223
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+1.....on the loving tits part.
You can touch some if you want, they just may not be the ones you want, or the womans you grab may not appreciate you touching them. You're in control of your destiny.
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You can touch some if you want, they just may not be the ones you want, or the womans you grab may not appreciate you touching them. You're in control of your destiny.
I laughed unashamedly loud at this.
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You can touch some if you want, they just may not be the ones you want, or the womans you grab may not appreciate you touching them. You're in control of your destiny.
Crack for breakfast?
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      03-15-2016, 08:21 AM   #24226
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Crack for breakfast?
Even better. Pineapple express.
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Even better. Pineapple express.
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      03-15-2016, 08:41 AM   #24228
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      03-15-2016, 08:44 AM   #24229
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It's just Seth Rogen laughing.
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It's just Seth Rogen laughing.
That laugh is comedy gold!
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Nothing is more annoying than..., an annoying laugh.
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      03-15-2016, 09:16 AM   #24232
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      03-15-2016, 09:18 AM   #24233
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Nothing is more annoying than..., an annoying laugh.
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Shouldn't you be dead by now for snitching out a dope dealer? What are you doing here? WITSEC dude... WITSEC...

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      03-15-2016, 09:20 AM   #24234
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Shouldn't you be dead by now for snitching out a dope dealer? What are you doing here? WITSEC dude... WITSEC...

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      03-15-2016, 09:25 AM   #24235
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Shouldn't you be dead by now for snitching out a dope dealer? What are you doing here? WITSEC dude... WITSEC...

Snitches only get stitches once the secret is out. Given nobody here rats HIM out, he'll slowly skate under the radar.


Drug dealers are typically pretty dumb and it takes a while to catch on to hints. Usually when it's too late, but damn it, they'll get there.
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      03-15-2016, 09:52 AM   #24236
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Drug dealers are typically pretty dumb and it takes a while to catch on to hints. Usually when it's too late, but damn it, they'll get there.
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Dude jtodd_fl did you see the news post on the M2 markup? WTF.
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Dude jtodd_fl did you see the news post on the M2 markup? WTF.
Nope.... link me... and I'll go looking too.
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I'm on the app, not sure how to get the URL but.
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I'm on the app, not sure how to get the URL but.
Yup... I have heard of $15K. smh
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      03-15-2016, 08:58 PM   #24241
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Y dey do dis? It doesn't even come with a sunroof for God's sake!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!1!!1!1!
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Y dey do dis? It doesn't even come with a sunroof for God's sake!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!1!!1!1!
It does in UAE bro. But... the carbon fiber trim is... MATTE! #dealbreaker
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Oh no not UAE again..... :
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The only way that thread could have had more orgasms was if the OP was a woman. I think that would have brought the roof down.
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