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      01-22-2016, 02:26 PM   #221
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On 2 I'll reply..."I prefer the cut off my dick"
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      01-22-2016, 03:10 PM   #224
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On 2 I'll reply..."I prefer the cut off my dick"
That's pretty darn bad.

I have to admit, it would take one hell of an ultimatum to make me want to cut off Mr Wilson.

Axius must be quite repulsive in person.
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      01-22-2016, 03:11 PM   #225
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That's pretty darn bad.

I have to admit, it would take one hell of an ultimatum to make me want to cut off Mr Wilson.

Axius must be quite repulsive in person.
So I've heard! His phone is broke so can't comment, light him up.
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That's pretty darn bad.

I have to admit, it would take one hell of an ultimatum to make me want to cut off Mr Wilson.

Axius must be quite repulsive in person.
Look I've nothing against the homo gay thing , but for me personal it's really disgusting in every way and above I'm kinda mixed up in the Axius for gay situation..
And probably that's why I'm only 100% behind the Reef babe butts,and also to have a better view
Let's say in short...Only pussy for me
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That's pretty darn bad.

I have to admit, it would take one hell of an ultimatum to make me want to cut off Mr Wilson.

Axius must be quite repulsive in person.
Look I've nothing against the homo gay thing , but for me personal it's really disgusting in every way and above I'm kinda mixed up in the Axius for gay situation..
And probably that's why I'm only 100% behind the Reef babe butts,and also to have a better view
Let's say in short...Only pussy for me
Science has documented that in some environments where there exist a deficit of the female portion of a species, that some males of the same species will spontaneously change from male to female.

On Bimmer post this is almost certain to happen at some point.
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Science has documented that in some environments where there exist a deficit of the female portion of a species, that some males of the same species will spontaneously change from male to female.

On Bimmer post this is almost certain to happen at some point.
Exactly my friend and for the last 9 months !
But need to say your statement sounds more kinda Bimmerpost gender science ..
Yeah some of us were deeply involved in the gender lottery
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That's pretty darn bad.

I have to admit, it would take one hell of an ultimatum to make me want to cut off Mr Wilson.

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So I've heard! His phone is broke so can't comment, light him up.
can confirm....wrong.

His rugged, but youthful looks attract both women as well as men who switch hit...

No Homo...
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      01-22-2016, 04:10 PM   #230
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2. Do you secretly have a vagina and belgium should stalk you?
3. What items belong in a proper man cave?
1. Because I think the female orgasm is something spectacular based on reactions from the women I've been with.

2. I do secretly have a vagina, it's made up of a silicone based rubber and is mounted to a poster of Kiera Knightley. I was hoping I'd never have to divulge that information, but since you asked, I must play by the rules.

3. Bar with booze. A nice selection of booze. Whiskey, Vodka, Gin, and a mini fridge for beers and a nice mascato in case a lady comes over. Pictures of babes on the walls, sports memorabilia, guns, gun accessories, gaming system with loud harmonics, and one of those guys that stands in the bathroom that dries your hand and gives you mouth wash after you finish doing business.

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can confirm....wrong.

His rugged, but youthful looks attract both women as well as men who switch hit...

No Homo...
Only thing is my last haircut is pretty douchey, so that needs to start growing out faster.
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2. What one character trait are you the most proud of?

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2. What one character trait are you the most proud of?

3. If you were a girl, which BP guy would you want to date?
1. Buy a 911 GT3 and sit in the driveway and make vroom vroom noises while modestly reminding myself it's only a weekend car.

2. Giving. I hate receiving things, so I think being an asset to the people around me and wanting to help them is more than most people want to offer this day and age.

3. Hmmmm. That's a toss up. It's kind of a three way tie between yourself, ASB, and Tonka because we all mesh so well. I'm leaving it at a three way tie. Sugarskulls wouldn't be a bad candidate either.... Who the fuck knows. My shallow inversion can't decide.
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1) Why an orangutan instead of a koala?

2) Would you rather have a person hold the door open for you after they have walked in not expecting any thanks or opened it up and stood outside waiting to follow you in expecting a thanks?

3) flats/heels or boots?
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1) how often do you put down the top because you feel that you paid $X for the convertible feature and feel you NEED to put it down?

2) A or B A - girl who rarely posts any photos of herself and the ones she does are very "hiding" or B - girl who always posts photos of herself

3) dry rub or sauce
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1) how often do you put down the top because you feel that you paid $X for the convertible feature and feel you NEED to put it down?

2) A or B A - girl who rarely posts any photos of herself and the ones she does are very "hiding" or B - girl who always posts photos of herself

3) dry rub or sauce
Great questions....My Poor Lurker friend....

1. Wait - I thought I paid for this car by the pound...?!?! You mean the Vert was MORE expensive?? Seriously - mostly driven on days when the weather is positive for being topless, so...suns out, guns out

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1) Why an orangutan instead of a koala?

2) Would you rather have a person hold the door open for you after they have walked in not expecting any thanks or opened it up and stood outside waiting to follow you in expecting a thanks?

3) flats/heels or boots?
Because orangutans are my favorite animal and koalas are not.

The former.

Flats and heels. I very rarely wore boots, and before I left California the only shoes I knew about were flip flops.
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Rainbows though? haha
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Flats and heels. I very rarely wore boots, and before I left California the only shoes I knew about were flip flops.
Rainbows though? haha
Nahh... Havaianas.
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2. What one character trait are you the most proud of?

3. If you were a girl, which BP guy would you want to date?
1. Buy a 911 GT3 and sit in the driveway and make vroom vroom noises while modestly reminding myself it's only a weekend car.

2. Giving. I hate receiving things, so I think being an asset to the people around me and wanting to help them is more than most people want to offer this day and age.

3. Hmmmm. That's a toss up. It's kind of a three way tie between yourself, ASB, and Tonka because we all mesh so well. I'm leaving it at a three way tie. Sugarskulls wouldn't be a bad candidate either.... Who the fuck knows. My shallow inversion can't decide.
I'd be the guy you'd want to fuck, not date.

I'm not exactly "boyfriend material"
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3. If you were a girl, which BP guy would you want to date?
1. Buy a 911 GT3 and sit in the driveway and make vroom vroom noises while modestly reminding myself it's only a weekend car.

2. Giving. I hate receiving things, so I think being an asset to the people around me and wanting to help them is more than most people want to offer this day and age.

3. Hmmmm. That's a toss up. It's kind of a three way tie between yourself, ASB, and Tonka because we all mesh so well. I'm leaving it at a three way tie. Sugarskulls wouldn't be a bad candidate either.... Who the fuck knows. My shallow inversion can't decide.
I'd be the guy you'd want to fuck, not date.

I'm not exactly "boyfriend material"
Can confirm - ur a slut....
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2. What one character trait are you the most proud of?

3. If you were a girl, which BP guy would you want to date?
1. Buy a 911 GT3 and sit in the driveway and make vroom vroom noises while modestly reminding myself it's only a weekend car.

2. Giving. I hate receiving things, so I think being an asset to the people around me and wanting to help them is more than most people want to offer this day and age.

3. Hmmmm. That's a toss up. It's kind of a three way tie between yourself, ASB, and Tonka because we all mesh so well. I'm leaving it at a three way tie. Sugarskulls wouldn't be a bad candidate either.... Who the fuck knows. My shallow inversion can't decide.
I'd be the guy you'd want to fuck, not date.

I'm not exactly "boyfriend material"
Can confirm - ur a slut....
Plus- id be into watching my "girlfriend" get fucked by other guys while i just watch.

Other than that,
Totally boyfriend material.
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I'm not exactly "boyfriend material"
That's why I'd date you, because it would be a constant roller coaster and it would keep things interesting.
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