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01-22-2016, 02:26 PM | #221 |
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1. Why do you want to be a women so bad for a day? 2. Do you secretly have a vagina and belgium should stalk you? 3. What items belong in a proper man cave? |
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01-22-2016, 02:30 PM | #222 | |
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01-22-2016, 02:57 PM | #223 |
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On 2 I'll reply..."I prefer the cut off my dick"
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01-22-2016, 03:10 PM | #224 |
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That's pretty darn bad.
I have to admit, it would take one hell of an ultimatum to make me want to cut off Mr Wilson. Axius must be quite repulsive in person.
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01-22-2016, 03:21 PM | #226 | |
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And probably that's why I'm only 100% behind the Reef babe butts,and also to have a better view Let's say in short...Only pussy for me
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01-22-2016, 03:34 PM | #227 | ||
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On Bimmer post this is almost certain to happen at some point.
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01-22-2016, 03:45 PM | #228 | |
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But need to say your statement sounds more kinda Bimmerpost gender science .. Yeah some of us were deeply involved in the gender lottery
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01-22-2016, 03:55 PM | #229 | ||
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His rugged, but youthful looks attract both women as well as men who switch hit... No Homo... |
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01-22-2016, 04:10 PM | #230 | |
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2. I do secretly have a vagina, it's made up of a silicone based rubber and is mounted to a poster of Kiera Knightley. I was hoping I'd never have to divulge that information, but since you asked, I must play by the rules. 3. Bar with booze. A nice selection of booze. Whiskey, Vodka, Gin, and a mini fridge for beers and a nice mascato in case a lady comes over. Pictures of babes on the walls, sports memorabilia, guns, gun accessories, gaming system with loud harmonics, and one of those guys that stands in the bathroom that dries your hand and gives you mouth wash after you finish doing business. Only thing is my last haircut is pretty douchey, so that needs to start growing out faster. |
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01-22-2016, 04:56 PM | #231 |
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1. What's the second thing you would do after winning a $2 million lottery? 2. What one character trait are you the most proud of? 3. If you were a girl, which BP guy would you want to date? |
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01-22-2016, 05:22 PM | #232 | |
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2. Giving. I hate receiving things, so I think being an asset to the people around me and wanting to help them is more than most people want to offer this day and age. 3. Hmmmm. That's a toss up. It's kind of a three way tie between yourself, ASB, and Tonka because we all mesh so well. I'm leaving it at a three way tie. Sugarskulls wouldn't be a bad candidate either.... Who the fuck knows. My shallow inversion can't decide. |
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1) Why an orangutan instead of a koala? 2) Would you rather have a person hold the door open for you after they have walked in not expecting any thanks or opened it up and stood outside waiting to follow you in expecting a thanks? 3) flats/heels or boots? |
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1) how often do you put down the top because you feel that you paid $X for the convertible feature and feel you NEED to put it down? 2) A or B A - girl who rarely posts any photos of herself and the ones she does are very "hiding" or B - girl who always posts photos of herself 3) dry rub or sauce |
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1. Wait - I thought I paid for this car by the pound...?!?! You mean the Vert was MORE expensive?? Seriously - mostly driven on days when the weather is positive for being topless, so...suns out, guns out 2. Less is more - A 3. Sauce (Chiefs Wings and Firewater, Original Mild flavor FTMFW!!) |
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The former. Flats and heels. I very rarely wore boots, and before I left California the only shoes I knew about were flip flops. |
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Nahh... Havaianas.
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I'm not exactly "boyfriend material"
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Other than that, Totally boyfriend material.
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