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      10-22-2015, 11:04 AM   #221
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White girls want all the work done for them, black girls will hop on and ride that shit like a 68' Yenko. White girls are prettier, though.
OkCupid actually has a data analysis blog for all the online dating info they've collected. Black women get the least replies of any group
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My partner is not in the mood to have sex and when we do it she doesn't have orgasm. I don't know if she even tries or she is doing it only to please me. What could be the problem?
You getting her worked up or are you just like "Yo lemme get sum fuk?". How much do you tend to her needs?

Some people have lower libidos than others. There could be a heap of different reasons.
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I'm impressed and concerned that you knew what TSS stood for without context and I did not.
I live in an acronym world...pay attention to the duty logs and briefing snips I send you.
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OkCupid actually has a data analysis blog for all the online dating info they've collected. Black women get the least replies of any group
What is OkCupid and is this data publicly available?
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Wax or shave?
Waxing is so much easier, and you get used to the pain. However, it can be a hassle to make appointment, get out of house, etc.
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My partner is not in the mood to have sex and when we do it she doesn't have orgasm. I don't know if she even tries or she is doing it only to please me. What could be the problem?
I would say it was you. Create the mood...change her mindset. Foreplay isn't a golf term.
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What is OkCupid and is this data publicly available?
Free online dating site. Looks up OkTrends. Some of the stuff is really interesting... and hilarious. Especially the word association cloud for people who like kinky sex vs more vanilla.
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Free online dating site. Looks up OkTrends. Some of the stuff is really interesting... and hilarious. Especially the word association cloud for people who like kinky sex vs more vanilla.
Noted. Googling now.
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Depends if Aunt Flo is visiting.
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I know it's not all of you but i see it a lot amongst white middle/upper middle class omen, what with being so neurotic? It's exhausting.
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Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling?

What was the last Mean Girls quote you've used in real life?

Yoga pants or sweats?
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What about anal bleaching? thoughts?
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What is OkCupid and is this data publicly available?
It's on par with POF and a human STD soup.
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Excuse me. Some of us are precociously kinky. As for the 40 year old white chicks, please, there's a huge MILF market.
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I hate you and your roots that make you preserve well enough to do well in the milf market.



Meh, I've said this often but nothing is as pathetic than us blondes hitting 40. We just don't have the personalities to back us up when the looks go.
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I know it's not all of you but i see it a lot amongst white middle/upper middle class white women, what with being so neurotic? It's exhausting.
How dare you call women neurotic?? You're an ass! I hate you! Actually no I love you, and you're so sweet. No, scratch that, I hate you!
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Yoga pants or sweats?
Yoga pants...I have a Lululemon shrine in the corner of my house.
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It's on par with POF and a human STD soup.
Ok, I've heard of POF. I think most people get on there to actually just hook up.
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Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling?

What was the last Mean Girls quote you've used in real life?

Yoga pants or sweats?
Ryan Reynolds. I said that someone looked like a baby prostitute. Yoga pants when at home, I don't wear either out of the house.

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What about anal bleaching? thoughts?
I looked it up, and apparently it's repeating applications of rubbing bleach into your asshole. Doesn't sound great for you...

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It's on par with POF and a human STD soup.
Yeah, but the blog is interesting.
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I do lift, bro.
Do you squat? Seriously asking in a non gym meme way.
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