"Lazy" GF... How to motivate?

[rlmesq]

Originally Posted by Lups

Their communication system is fucked up but every couple sorts out one that suits them.

In our family it's poisoning with food. When ever the hubby pisses me off, I buy fresh peas. Tons and tons of peas. He can't resist eating them and then he suffers horribly with his over active tummy while he processes them out.

Pea-ing on your husband? Maybe you can do it in a Russian hotel room and send the video to Trump!

[rlmesq]

Originally Posted by FlaPatsFan

Also....we all know dating/marrying 9s and 10s is a huge risk. 99% of the time they are a PITA!!!! Crazy, selfish, materialistic etc.....

Find a SOLID 8 and your life will be so much better. Take it from someone who knows. I seriously dodged many a bullet from such 9s and 10s and finally wised up and found my wife “solid 8”. Life is good!!!!

For a detailed explanation, see the Hot/Crazy matrix.

[Germanauto]

Originally Posted by TheWatchGuy

lots of people have said hes at fault...

More like lots of people have said to dump her asap.

[Gray_Panther]

Originally Posted by Lups

In case you haven't figured it out yet: Nobody here has had a hot gf.

I have had many. Currently engaged to my hottest.

[P1]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'm pretty sure that issue is located between the ears .

Ha, love a good literal translation...

[96_Impreza]

Go to all the malls in your neighborhood together wearing matching outfits. Do some serious shopping together. Ah, bliss!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Gray_Panther

I have had many. Currently engaged to my hottest.

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[JimVonBaden]

Originally Posted by Germanauto

10 pages of posts, and you are the only one who thinks he's at fault.

Are we getting a biased version of the story? Sure.

But little else tells me he's the one who deserves to be dumped.

You really have reading comprehension issues I see. I am not the only one.

[RickFLM4]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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I was picturing something more like this.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by RickFLM4

I was picturing something more like this.

Yeah , But check his username...

[King Rudi]

I hadn't looked at this thread since Friday. OP, your girl slept in the guest room for two nights??? When married to my second wife, she would sometimes sleep in another room to show me her distaste in something that I had done without communicating with me what she was upset about. Note that I said "When I was married to my second wife." I smell disaster here. If she's under your roof, not sleeping in the same bed with you and you're posting on a forum asking for advice....again, you already know what you need to do. I've been with some really attractive women and the only thing I can say from my experiences is that the hotter they are, the more headache they are. This not always the case but I would guesstimate roughly 80%.

It takes some adjusting but kill the emotions. "Falling" for a girl makes you do stupid things. See people for who they are and not who you have built them up to be in your mind. This makes putting things in perspective much easier; also makes the tough decision making easier also.

[jaye944]

I did.... once..... then I lived with her for 3 years

That "hot"ness is purely for going out effect

Morning Dragon breath, smudged and smeared makeup, hair 10 ways to sunday, farting (yes ladies do fart) and the smell of a morning dump,
pretty much kills the hotness effect

Originally Posted by Lups

In case you haven't figured it out yet: Nobody here has had a hot gf.

[Rampant]

Originally Posted by Lups

I look at it like this.

Real crazy is a mental condition. All other crazy is fun. If we are talking about a mental disability, we should be better with our words. All rest is something the spouse is drawn to because they need a little living.

I find I'm rather growing to like you Lups


Sláinte mhaith

Mark H

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Rampant

I find I'm rather growing to like you Lups


Sláinte mhaith

Mark H

Hold your judgement till you find out I use chickens as sex education method to these Americans. These poor chaps often wonder what happened to their undisturbing (should be a word!) internet.

[Rampant]

Originally Posted by Lups

Hold your judgement till you find out I use chickens as sex education method to these Americans. These poor chaps often wonder what happened to their undisturbing (should be a word!) internet.

Feel free to educate me too...although I warn you that I'm a Scot and therefore don't find that much in life is disturbing. Although the theme music to Homeland, and broccoli are amongst those things.
I'm still growing to like you, regardless.


I may need

[TheWatchGuy]

Originally Posted by Gray_Panther

I have had many. Currently engaged to my hottest.

100% his fiance was sitting next to him when he posted.

[TheWatchGuy]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'm pretty sure that issue is located between the ears .

only if you like oral.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Rampant

Feel free to educate me too...although I warn you that I'm a Scot and therefore don't find that much in life is disturbing. Although the theme music to Homeland, and broccoli are amongst those things.
I'm still growing to like you, regardless.


I may need

There is so many things wrong with your people, you're just like us Finns.

[Rampant]

Originally Posted by Lups

There is so many things wrong with your people, you're just like us Finns.

Something else that we can agree on.

Although, some people have more outstanding wrongs than others. You probably just call that the crazies?

I actually wasn't joking about the broccoli. <shivers>

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by TheWatchGuy

100% his fiance was sitting next to him when he posted.

Probably in his imagination.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Rampant

Something else that we can agree on.

Although, some people have more outstanding wrongs than others. You probably just call that the crazies?

I actually wasn't joking about the broccoli. <shivers>

I love broccoli but I can't even stand the smell of cauliflower. That gets me nauseous every time.

[jaye944]

that tube is the bomb

Originally Posted by rlmesq

For a detailed explanation, see the Hot/Crazy matrix.