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      01-23-2009, 11:52 PM   #23739
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(No kidding. She's taken to doubling up on the perfume if people make popcorn in the break room. Dumb fucking bitch doesn't give a fuck who she kills with her cheap ass perfume.)


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(spill a bottle of Drakkar Noir on her desk when she's not around, or better yet crack an egg in a jar and seal the jar for a month.. then let the egg loose in her car under the driver's seat.. of course you will have to sneak her car keys away at some point)
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(spill a bottle of Drakkar Noir on her desk when she's not around, or better yet crack an egg in a jar and seal the jar for a month.. then let the egg loose in her car under the driver's seat.. of course you will have to sneak her car keys away at some point)

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