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Rmtt · 10-25-2019, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I've been to strip clubs with women in the past and they did the same shit.....until the hotter strippers started flirting with them. The night took a different turn mighty fast after that. The minor flaw awareness ceased and the party began.

Women are funny in this way. Pointing out flaws of other women empowers them, in their mind. When I was younger and discovered that women don't dress sexy to attract men, but to only compete with other women; I couldn't wrap my mind around it. I know that I when I dress up to look good for my lady, it's in the back of my mind that other dudes are going to look at how hot I am and think to themselves, "asshole"

My wifi network at home is "FREE CANDY!!"

True Story

We are sitting in a popular place in Sullivan's Island where we always go for lunch. Great informal atmosphere. I'm in a tank top....and was particularly lean that year.

After about our 3rd visit from the waitress, she says....."I'm not usually this forward...but you look amazing". My wife immediately took an attitude and very loudly said "Excuse Me"....that's my husband.

I thought there may be a fight but the waitress without batting an eye said "I was talking about you".

My wife fell silent and the waitress left.......and then I had to poke some fun and ask her if she needed some time alone with her new friend.

F30lolz · 10-25-2019, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

True Story

We are sitting in a popular place in Sullivan's Island where we always go for lunch. Great informal atmosphere. I'm in a tank top....and was particularly lean that year.

After about our 3rd visit from the waitress, she says....."I'm not usually this forward...but you look amazing". My wife immediately took an attitude and very loudly said "Excuse Me"....that's my husband.

I thought there may be a fight but the waitress without batting an eye said "I was talking about you".

My wife fell silent and the waitress left.......and then I had to poke some fun and ask her if she needed some time alone with her new friend.

Was this before or after lunch was served? Hope it was after or else your wife is now related to the waitress

cmyx6go · 10-25-2019, 10:48 AM

I don't want to work today. I've been hammered at work every single day this month. It's bid season and they keep coming. I should really play catch up, but I'm fried.

King Rudi · 10-25-2019, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

A coworker of mine named his wi-fi hot spot "White Van". We work with school systems...

That's pretty damn funny. I used to live in a pretty shady apartment complex. At the time my wifi was ATF_TN_REMOTE (I live in TN). After a while I changed it to FBI Surveillance Van. Then it was Hall of Jutice, Snake Mountain, Legion of Doom and many others I can't remember.

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Yeah I don't get that either.

Side note: Since Rudi's location says "In a cabinet" I now have this mental image of him hiding in a cabinet somewhere at his place of employment scrolling through bimmerpost.

This is where the Rudi name came from. Since I have changed my username so many times, it seemed fitting. There is another bit that he does that I couldn't find where Rudi states "That some call him Secret Peter, where is he hiding in a box, in a cabinet, in a lane? No one knows, it's a secret." That's where the cabinet bit comes from. If you've never seen The Mighty Boosh, it's a British sketch comedy show that was on a few years back. Pretty strange and funny stuff.

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

True Story

We are sitting in a popular place in Sullivan's Island where we always go for lunch. Great informal atmosphere. I'm in a tank top....and was particularly lean that year.

After about our 3rd visit from the waitress, she says....."I'm not usually this forward...but you look amazing". My wife immediately took an attitude and very loudly said "Excuse Me"....that's my husband.

I thought there may be a fight but the waitress without batting an eye said "I was talking about you".

My wife fell silent and the waitress left.......and then I had to poke some fun and ask her if she needed some time alone with her new friend.

That's fantastic!!!

Darth One · 10-25-2019, 03:14 PM

And I thought you were just a fan of the Rudy from Notre Dame that was played in a movie by the hobbit who was gay for Master Frodo

Turkish Pickle · 10-25-2019, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I don't want to work today. I've been hammered at work every single day this month. It's bid season and they keep coming. I should really play catch up, but I'm fried.

here's an unhealthy coping mechanism for being fried with work/school: blast some good rap, redownload dating apps, go get drunk with the boys

it works but it doesn't work

cmyx6go · 10-25-2019, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

here's an unhealthy coping mechanism for being fried with work/school: blast some good rap, redownload dating apps, go get drunk with the boys

it works but it doesn't work

Rap?!?!? Your music sucks. Stairway to heaven came on as I was driving home. Still gives me goosebumps when I hear it. It helped. Google it.

When I was your age, anyone that needed a dating “agency”was a loser that couldn’t socialize. Boy have times changed. Thanks for the advice though xoxo

Darth One · 10-25-2019, 07:39 PM

I skip the first two steps and go right to the third. Of course, I should also skip step two because I have a wife, but she won't let me touch her when I'm drunk so I feel like I'm doing the whole thing rong....

Turkish Pickle · 10-25-2019, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Rap?!?!? Your music sucks. Stairway to heaven came on as I was driving home. Still gives me goosebumps when I hear it. It helped. Google it.

When I was your age, anyone that needed a dating “agency”was a loser that couldn’t socialize. Boy have times changed. Thanks for the advice though xoxo

i was just busting your chops, please don't do those in that order. that's how benders start

stairway to heaven is too calm and quiet tbh, it's a great song no doubt but not the song i have in mind when i'm hyping myself up

re: dating apps, it's a nice way of seeing what's out there, and sometimes even having a group to come with when going out. you're not getting laid through the screen so it's still important to know how to socialize unlike what i'm doing on this friday night

M_Six · 10-25-2019, 11:00 PM

Sooooo glad I don't need to date.

Stairway to Heaven is music. There are notes which combine to create a melody and lyrics which fit the melody. That's music. Rap is like a one-sided argument set to a mind-numbing beat. It all sounds the same to me. But that's just me being an Old Fart, I guess.

Rmtt · 10-26-2019, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Rap?!?!? Your music sucks. Stairway to heaven came on as I was driving home. Still gives me goosebumps when I hear it. It helped. Google it.

When I was your age, anyone that needed a dating “agency”was a loser that couldn’t socialize. Boy have times changed. Thanks for the advice though xoxo

Love STH........but one I love to blast is Kashmir. I have to be careful with Zeppelin though as it seems to amplify my current emotions.....which is typically "pissed off or irritated" when leaving work!

It calms me down quickly enough, but I have to watch my driving.

CTinline-six · 10-28-2019, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Rap?!?!? Your music sucks. Stairway to heaven came on as I was driving home. Still gives me goosebumps when I hear it. It helped. Google it.

When I was your age, anyone that needed a dating “agency”was a loser that couldn’t socialize. Boy have times changed. Thanks for the advice though xoxo

Dating "agency" sounds so legit.

"Hi ma-am, I work with the dating agency. We've found you guilty of the following charges: duck face selfies, excessive snap-chat filter use, and worst of all, non-disclosure of your many STDs. "

cmyx6go · 10-28-2019, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Dating "agency" sounds so legit.

"Hi ma-am, I work with the dating agency. We've found you guilty of the following charges: duck face selfies, excessive snap-chat filter use, and worst of all, non-disclosure of your many STDs. "

Smart ass

I forget what they were called way back when.

UncleWede · 10-28-2019, 09:52 AM

As I was doing my Cinderella act this weekend (washing/folding clothes) Pink Floyd was on AXS. These guys were just such creative geniuses. It's too bad they clashed so much.

"Well you wore out your welcome, with random precision, blown by the steel breeze"

My confession: I had been outside doing yardwork and all sweaty/dirty when folding the clothes and putting the bedsheets back on the bed.

upstatedoc · 10-28-2019, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Pink Floyd was on AXS. These guys were just such creative geniuses.

they were all high as kites

Darth One · 10-28-2019, 07:42 PM

I have a curmudgeonly confession : I laugh when people on car forums start thread about "my xx build" when they aren't building anything.

What you mean to say is "my order specs" or "I sent my car and a bunch of money to IND and here's how it came out"

Turkish Pickle · 10-28-2019, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

I have a curmudgeonly confession : I laugh when people on car forums start thread about "my xx build" when they aren't building anything.

What you mean to say is "my order specs" or "I sent my car and a bunch of money to IND and here's how it came out"

my build:
- illest sticker on the rear
- black plate frames
- front plate mounted i-pass
- 87 octane gas from circle-k
- insurance from allstate
- weathertech floormats
- yankee candle car scent

1MOREMOD · 10-28-2019, 10:23 PM

Does the sticker actually say illest or embarrassed because you think baby on board sticker is badass?

Turkish Pickle · 10-28-2019, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Does the sticker actually say illest or embarrassed because you think baby on board sticker is badass?

it does say illest, i just like the look of it. the sticker is on the chrome part above the plate in the pic, i'm too lazy to go outside and snap a pic

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King Rudi · 10-29-2019, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

they were all high as kites

As were we, which is why we listened to them in the first place.

UncleWede · 10-29-2019, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

As were we, which is why we listened to them in the first place.

I actually appreciate the music way more now, stone cold sober.

dinonz · 10-29-2019, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

it does say illest, i just like the look of it. the sticker is on the chrome part above the plate in the pic, i'm too lazy to go outside and snap a pic

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FTFY.

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