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      03-01-2016, 10:42 AM   #23673
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All I am saying is that if he used the same position EVERY time, I doubt he she has ever reached the O. That's what I mean. She's gonna be subject to uneven wear. Dude needs to learn some things.
The things we do for love. Or... the things she'll do for the D?
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All I am saying is that if he used the same position EVERY time, I doubt he she has ever reached the O. That's what I mean. She's gonna be subject to uneven wear. Dude needs to learn some things.
Or maybe that's they way it works for her.
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Or maybe that's they way it works for her.
Interesting hypothesis. I wonder if she always orders the same food when they go out for dinner too.
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That's gotta be good for the budget. Or nah.
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Interesting hypothesis. I wonder if she always orders the same food when they go out for dinner too.
I knew a chick who believed she could only get off in one position and if she were in control.
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I knew a chick who believed she could only get off in one position and if she were in control.
Boooooooooring.
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Boooooooooring.
It was cool for a while to let someone else do all the work.
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It was cool for a while to let someone else do all the work.
Oh yeah... for sure. But it just seems like it would get boring doing it the same way... every time. I'd want to take it to the other extreme and just take that shit over and... well, see if a psychological change of pace would liven things up a bit. That would either go horribly wrong or super well. I would bet on the latter, but either way #worth
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What the fuck, monica? U sum kinda mod or what?

I ain't gonna waste my time reading the posts above.
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What the fuck, monica? U sum kinda mod or what?

I ain't gonna waste my time reading the posts above.
We are currently on the topic of sexual positions.
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It was cool for a while to let someone else do all the work.
Yeah just watch sportcenter and done
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We are currently on the topic of sexual positions.
I don't know any.
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Yeah just watch sportcenter and done
Same concept, different results. That's the reason Canadians do it doggie style.... so they can both watch Hockey Night in Canada.

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      03-01-2016, 11:18 AM   #23686
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I don't know any.
Me either. This is why I am just observing.
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Oh yeah... for sure. But it just seems like it would get boring doing it the same way... every time. I'd want to take it to the other extreme and just take that shit over and... well, see if a psychological change of pace would liven things up a bit. That would either go horribly wrong or super well. I would bet on the latter, but either way #worth
Well, she didn't leave the relationship with the same belief.
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Well, she didn't leave the relationship with the same belief.
Pics or it didn't... wait a minute... wtf. NO! NO pics!
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...so, I knew a girl who only could get off via the same position. But once she got off - it was anything goes for me

...and it wasn't just the position that got her off, it was the process of the foreplay that led to act that led to the big O....being the linear and methodical person that I am - It was a perfect fit
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...so, I knew a girl who only could get off via the same position. But once she got off - it was anything goes for me

...and it wasn't just the position that got her off, it was the process of the foreplay that led to act that led to the big O....being the linear and methodical person that I am - It was a perfect fit
Feel like this applies to you, also.

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...so, I knew a girl who only could get off via the same position. But once she got off - it was anything goes for me

...and it wasn't just the position that got her off, it was the process of the foreplay that led to act that led to the big O....being the linear and methodical person that I am - It was a perfect fit
Feel like this applies to you, also.

Someone needs to take the stick out of their ass....or push it in further...whatever your pleasure
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Someone needs to take the stick out of their ass....or push it in further...whatever your pleasure
Lol, was referring to you being mechanical and methodical with your approach in times when the O is needed the most. You dick.
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