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      02-29-2016, 04:10 PM   #23585
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After reading your comment I think you need to watch out..
Aww. I'd never risk kitchenware.

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My world is still all awhirl because I just found out your name sounds like Loops instead of Lupps. Frut Lups.

Also, I found out Biorin is Bio-rinn... Not BeeORin. I need therapy now. My whole life has been a lie.
Those videos seriously scarred me. I had watched parts of some of them, but not all of them. I learned that NEFARIOUS had a mattress behind him during his interview. Disturbing? Fuck yeah. Were there body parts in the trunk too?

Axius was awesomely hammered, but somehow convinced bimmette to do the interview topless. At least one of you looked good with no shirt.
Sara504 really is Sara (Britney Spears lolwut) and she and Mr.SugarSkulls really probably are a good match.
CANGRKE70 has an amazing name and an awesome Canadian accent that seems to have no Greek accent. Peter was a great choice... I still don't know what the real name was and I tried listening a hundred time.
ASBSECU E93 Has a big 'ol truck. And his accent makes bimmette giggle. Also, a lot of things make bimmette giggle.
F30lolz looks largely like his avatar, only less yellow. Maybe it is just because his head was jammed inside the phone.
Lastly, I am frightened because Lups, even with her name being "incorrect" actually sounded exactly like I expected her too. I have a couple female Finnish friends,so maybe I had an inkling already, but I am sure that if Skwisgaar Skwigelf ever needs to retire from Metalocalypse, that Lups can step in and they won't miss a beat.
I need a drink.
That is all I can remember, but yeah, I have PTSD now.
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      02-29-2016, 04:14 PM   #23587
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Aww. I'd never risk kitchenware.

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I just LMFAO !

On a serious note ..
How are you Anna ?
Not too cold out there ?
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      02-29-2016, 04:15 PM   #23588
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Oh fuck off jtodd. I'm sending you a friend invite as soon as I have coffee again.

There! I showed him!
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      02-29-2016, 04:27 PM   #23589
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I just LMFAO !

On a serious note ..
How are you Anna ?
Not too cold out there ?
Not good mate. Really not good.

I enjoy this physical labor and designing shit. I love what I do and so on but honestly I can not take this constant attention and commenting. Everybody seems to know me and even my eldest has gotten into trouble because of our family name already. It honestly feels like I'm fighting a losing battle.

I'm losing my mind with it all. The expectations for my moves are just so damn high. I'm still wrapping shit up in the wa end and I don't have my usual outlets.

Trust me, the bitching could go on forever and ever... But more importantly: How are you? How is your dad?

Dude if I got it right, you're about where I was 3 years ago (haven't been reading much bp, sorry.). If you need someone to talk to, let me know. We have a few shared languages and I know how hard that kind of changes can be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

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      02-29-2016, 04:56 PM   #23590
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Not good mate. Really not good.

I enjoy this physical labor and designing shit. I love what I do and so on but honestly I can not take this constant attention and commenting. Everybody seems to know me and even my eldest has gotten into trouble because of our family name already. It honestly feels like I'm fighting a losing battle.

I'm losing my mind with it all. The expectations for my moves are just so damn high. I'm still wrapping shit up in the wa end and I don't have my usual outlets.

Trust me, the bitching could go on forever and ever... But more importantly: How are you? How is your dad?

Dude if I got it right, you're about where I was 3 years ago (haven't been reaching much bp, sorry.). If you need someone to talk to, let me know. We have a few shared languages and I know how hard that kind of changes can be.
Wow not good..Hope the best for you and your family Anna .
Thank you Anna I'm good , but I'm really busy with my work and with driving to the hospital to visit my father .
My father is a little better after 3 weeks in the intensive care but still he is really weak .
But we have hope again..
Thank you Anna for the concern
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      02-29-2016, 05:26 PM   #23591
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Lol, someone highlighted me there! I was just curious since I've done my best to make sure all bmw drivers suffer from our stigma!

That was well written. I agree with you and I shall drink a cup of coffee in your honor tomorrow (if I can make one)
Ah, that makes sense. And yes, continue doing whatever it is you are doing, as it seems to be working for everyone on the boards, here.


Post pics of the coffee you make...unless the coffee makes you, instead.


I haven't the slightest clue how you use that contraption.
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      02-29-2016, 05:40 PM   #23593
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Ah, that makes sense. And yes, continue doing whatever it is you are doing, as it seems to be working for everyone on the boards, here.


Post pics of the coffee you make...unless the coffee makes you, instead.


I haven't the slightest clue how you use that contraption.
I had a cup around 4 pm, and I have since gone for a run, done the last moldings, had a massive fight in a hardware store (my ex's ex, whom I had never seen before decided to share how "emotionally destructive" I had been to the love of her life. A true wtf moment since I've been with the same guy for 12 years now), and my mom is acting up.

I have a 1200 page book with me in bed. I might as well learn while the caffeine wears out. Your cup will be a 1/4 and done at 9am.
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Wow not good..Hope the best for you and your family Anna .
Thank you Anna I'm good , but I'm really busy with my work and with driving to the hospital to visit my father .
My father is a little better after 3 weeks in the intensive care but still he is really weak .
But we have hope again..
Thank you Anna for the concern
Let me know if you need to talk.

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      02-29-2016, 05:41 PM   #23595
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I had a cup around 4 pm, and I have since gone for a run, done the last moldings, had a massive fight in a hardware store (my ex's ex, whom I had never seen before decided to share how "emotionally destructive" I had been to the love of her life. A true wtf moment since I've been with the same guy for 12 years now), and my mom is acting up.

I have a 1200 page book with me in bed. I might as well learn while the caffeine wears out. Your cup will be a 1/4 and done at 9am.
How does coffee in the evenings work for you? Is it more of a habitual thing than it is a necessity? I always wonder these things.

Also, it sounds like you angered someone and embers still remain from antiquated blazes. What kind of monster are you?! She even got to your mom?

1200? Is it the coffee maker manual?
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Those videos seriously scarred me. I had watched parts of some of them, but not all of them. I learned that NEFARIOUS had a mattress behind him during his interview. Disturbing? Fuck yeah. Were there body parts in the trunk too?

Axius was awesomely hammered, but somehow convinced bimmette to do the interview topless. At least one of you looked good with no shirt.
Sara504 really is Sara (Britney Spears lolwut) and she and Mr.SugarSkulls really probably are a good match.
CANGRKE70 has an amazing name and an awesome Canadian accent that seems to have no Greek accent. Peter was a great choice... I still don't know what the real name was and I tried listening a hundred time.
ASBSECU E93 Has a big 'ol truck. And his accent makes bimmette giggle. Also, a lot of things make bimmette giggle.
F30lolz looks largely like his avatar, only less yellow. Maybe it is just because his head was jammed inside the phone.
Lastly, I am frightened because Lups, even with her name being "incorrect" actually sounded exactly like I expected her too. I have a couple female Finnish friends,so maybe I had an inkling already, but I am sure that if Skwisgaar Skwigelf ever needs to retire from Metalocalypse, that Lups can step in and they won't miss a beat.
I need a drink.
That is all I can remember, but yeah, I have PTSD now.
we need a bump for the Interview thread....and MOAR interviews
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Speaking of interviews, any one heard from MrPrena lately?!?
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we need a bump for the Interview thread....and MOAR interviews
2.0?

I'll go again with a different set of questions.

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I'll go again with a different set of questions.

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Duet.
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Those videos seriously scarred me. I had watched parts of some of them, but not all of them. I learned that NEFARIOUS had a mattress behind him during his interview. Disturbing? Fuck yeah. Were there body parts in the trunk too?
In my defense, that garage was used for storage, and I was the first car in a long time to actually be able to park in there (but only because the landlord squished a bunch of people into the property and nobody, including me, wanted to pay for a parking pass... PLUS I was had the car car that had Homelink since there was only one remote). Besides, that dump wasn't even my house. On the plus side, I can back in full tilt and if I miss my mark, at least it's not a metal post and it absorbs the impact without scratching the paint Also, my roommates are nosy and obnoxious, and I'd rather be known as the guy renting from another guy who keeps mattresses in his garage, than the guy who halfway through the interview, a guy is lighting a cigarette or asking me who I'm talking to or what a word means.
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With who?
Me? Or maybe a publishing company?
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