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      02-29-2016, 01:16 PM   #23541
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Don't leave me here with these people.



Lol they b@n u fer lyfe.
Okay, I will try to dial the asshole meter down from SugarSkulls and maybe get it to at least 1moremod. Maybe even roll it all the way down to Tonka level.
Just be like me....'Untrollable'

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      02-29-2016, 01:18 PM   #23542
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Did you see my last part? I tried to ninja before you replied but it didn't work.
Nah... missed it. Not sure... those people are fuckwits though. After I poked the guy for implying that the M2 had a NA engine, I was going to ... I don't know... start shit. People are silly. I sense a few people in there that would take troll bait hook, line, and sinker.
...but those are the best kind.....

The ones who spend 10 days in response to prove a point in an Internet conversation that I forgot 30 minutes after it was over
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      02-29-2016, 01:21 PM   #23543
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Just to make sure it stays clear, we're ranking severity, not diameter (or caliber, as we would be likely to call it here).
Right, so I'm currently more of an ass than Tonka buy less than ss.
The term 'ASSHOLE' is used in a gray manner, not quite Black/White as most assume

In rare instances ( Mr.SugarSkulls :lol) the use of the word can be used in its more potent form

Others tend to navigate the gray area occupied by this term...
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...but those are the best kind.....

The ones who spend 10 days in response to prove a point in an Internet conversation that I forgot 30 minutes after it was over
They live vicariously through....their high speed connection?
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      02-29-2016, 01:24 PM   #23545
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...but those are the best kind.....

The ones who spend 10 days in response to prove a point in an Internet conversation that I forgot 30 minutes after it was over
They live vicariously through....their high speed connection?
...and the world marvels at the speed of their stupidity
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      02-29-2016, 01:35 PM   #23546
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...and the world marvels at the speed of their stupidity
God, there are so many of them on F87 post. It's not even comical anymore.
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have you officially decided on a car...?
I still have till Friday before you start giving me shit!
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      02-29-2016, 01:55 PM   #23548
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^NOPE - they have started on the car today....your window is CLOSING FAST
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      02-29-2016, 02:07 PM   #23549
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So last week I had a job interview only a few miles away from mi casa and was told that if selected, I would receive a call to meet with the owner/president of said company along with a few finalists. I got a voicemail just now and they want me to call back which I will when I go on break in a few. I will report back and follow up.
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^NOPE - they have started on the car today....your window is CLOSING FAST
When do I get to go for a ride?
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So last week I had a job interview only a few miles away from mi casa and was told that if selected, I would receive a call to meet with the owner/president of said company along with a few finalists. I got a voicemail just now and they want me to call back which I will when I go on break in a few. I will report back and follow up.
I remember that.

Nice! Best of luck, dude!
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When I pick her up

I got the stock dyno numbers today

365 rwhp.....265 lb ft of TQ

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365? That's it? SC will take it to what..., 385?
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BBL NA speak me no undastan.
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When I pick her up

I got the stock dyno numbers today

365 rwhp.....265 lb ft of TQ

I'll twisties in the take you.
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I am just hoping for it to finally get to the factory numbers....

Those dyno numbers are just TURRIBLE (in my best Charles Barkley voice)
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F30lolz - Da Fuq are you talking about?!?!

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F30lolz - Da Fuq are you talking about?!?!

ugh, I'll take you in the twisties.
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I feel like I have to share to learn my lesson of the day.

Being a snob is very expensive. Very, very expensive.

Now if I only knew how to operate my new coffee machine, this all would be worth it.
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Good luck man.
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I feel like I have to share to learn my lesson of the day.

Being a snob is very expensive. Very, very expensive.

Now if I only knew how to operate my new coffee machine, this all would be worth it.
Allow your disappointment to be mitigated by the fact that being a bitch is free! Yay!

What kind of coffee maker? You need to go old school.

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I feel like I have to share to learn my lesson of the day.

Being a snob is very expensive. Very, very expensive.

Now if I only knew how to operate my new coffee machine, this all would be worth it.
Being a slob is very inexpensive, you should give it a try one day!
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