What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Axius · 02-29-2016, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You went wrong way with that, what about granny poon. Makes for non existent trigger.

Don't know, granny poon might get you too excited resulting in rapid fire.

1MOREMOD · 02-29-2016, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Don't know, granny poon might get you too excited resulting in rapid fire.

I hope not. There is no trigger is my mantra, just pretend I'm limp wristing a hand shake with you.

Axius · 02-29-2016, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I hope not. There is no trigger is my mantra, just pretend I'm limp wristing a hand shake with you.

Just keep your thumb away from the slide.

1MOREMOD · 02-29-2016, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Just keep your thumb away from the slide.

Impossible not to as far as I can tell. Will go check granny porn.

Axius · 02-29-2016, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Impossible not to as far as I can tell. Will go check granny porn.

Someone once said, if you you're unchambered and locked, you can make sure there isn't a round by sticking your willy in the ejection port.

1MOREMOD · 02-29-2016, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Someone once said, if you you're unchambered and locked, you can make sure there isn't a round by sticking your willy in the ejection port.

Does a tank have ejection port?

Verbiage · 02-29-2016, 10:38 AM

Well, so much for the assholes thread.

1MOREMOD · 02-29-2016, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, so much for the assholes thread.

You can still go there?

Mr Tonka · 02-29-2016, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, so much for the assholes thread.

Axius ruined it for everyone with trying to act like a hard ass in that last post about salt.

Verbiage · 02-29-2016, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You can still go there?

I'm not talking about this one. Lol.

Verbiage · 02-29-2016, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Axius ruined it for everyone with trying to act like a hard ass in that last post about salt.

Wait, what?

Mr Tonka · 02-29-2016, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by EstorilM

Glad to hear my man crush finally won an Oscar! He should have had a few already!

You like guys with dad-bods who drive a Prius?

Verbiage · 02-29-2016, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You like guys with dad-bods who drive a Prius?

Shit, I always figured he drove a Prius.

Everything makes sense now.

Axius · 02-29-2016, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Does a tank have ejection port?

Empty shell has to go somewhere, you dodo bird.

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Axius ruined it for everyone with trying to act like a hard ass in that last post about salt.

Hey, it didn't get shut down because of me, asshole. You smell like a pussy fart. Take that with a grain of salt, ya filthy animal.

Mr Tonka · 02-29-2016, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Empty shell has to go somewhere, you dodo bird.

Hey, it didn't get shut down because of me, asshole. You smell like a pussy fart. Take that with a grain of salt, ya filthy animal.

Ever heard of a black powder tank. Bobo head.

So you like the way i smell...

Verbiage · 02-29-2016, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Hey, it didn't get shut down because of me, asshole. You smell like a pussy fart. Take that with a grain of salt, ya filthy animal.

It might have gotten shut down by the people whom the thread were concerning. I don't think I said any inflammatory shit in it that wasn't already universal knowledge.

...this time, that is.

Also, 420 rep.

Axius · 02-29-2016, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ever heard of a black powder tank. Bobo head.

So you like the way i smell...

Ever heard of a stop one upping me and let me have at least one moment, doodoo head?

I love the way you smell. Folgers had it all wrong. The best part of waking up, is the soft breeze of a queef against the tongue.

Axius · 02-29-2016, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Also, 420 rep.

Marijuanana is bad sir.

Verbiage · 02-29-2016, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Marijuanana is bad sir.

I figured hey, due to the Jamaican heritage and the circumstances surrounding this occasion, that it would be permissible to use the emoticon.

But FTR I don't smoke. Weed or cigs. Although I have partaken in some kush while I was in Los Angeles for a business trip, and I was underwhelmed.

Mr Tonka · 02-29-2016, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I figured hey, due to the Jamaican heritage and the circumstances surrounding this occasion, that it would be permissible to use the emoticon.

But FTR I don't smoke. Weed or cigs. Although I have partaken in some kush while I was in Los Angeles for a business trip, and I was underwhelmed.

There, your fun is over.

Verbiage · 02-29-2016, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

There, your fun is over.

I shouldn't have said anything.....

Axius · 02-29-2016, 11:09 AM

I may or may not dabble in herbal supplements.

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