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      02-24-2016, 11:41 AM   #23189
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I assume you meant 13K and you're just used to suffixing M on the end of numbers. Otherwise I'm quitting this forum, I am not worthy.
No I meant M. ...but the 1 week vacation was a deal killer.

Sorry it's a credit thang.
Now, If he had asked for $Xmm above his past job.....

I'd be asking that company for a job too!!!

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Maybe this time she'll actually give you a peck on the cheek
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      02-24-2016, 07:58 PM   #23193
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I give the best hugs. I guess you'll never feel my embrace
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      02-24-2016, 08:03 PM   #23194
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Maybe this time she'll actually give you a peck on the cheek
I give the best hugs. I guess you'll never feel my embrace
Oh no...

Guess I'll have to settle for women who actually have boobs.

How unfortunate for me.
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      02-24-2016, 08:04 PM   #23195
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Guess I'll have to settle for women who actually have boobs.

How unfortunate for me.
Bye!
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      02-24-2016, 08:09 PM   #23196
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Oh no...

Guess I'll have to settle for women who actually have boobs.

How unfortunate for me.
Bye!
Chicken legs? What am I looking at?
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      02-24-2016, 08:14 PM   #23197
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Oh no...

Guess I'll have to settle for women who actually have boobs.

How unfortunate for me.
Here you go for the perfect boobs => http://gotcelebsnaked.tumblr.com/pos...nea-youth-2015
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Here you go for the perfect boobs => http://gotcelebsnaked.tumblr.com/pos...nea-youth-2015
Stop helping him!!!
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      02-24-2016, 08:20 PM   #23200
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Stop helping him!!!
No worries Sara , I'm still your wing man .
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No worries Sara , I'm still your wing man .
You're doing a shitty job right now.
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      02-24-2016, 08:22 PM   #23202
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No worries Sara , I'm still your wing man .
...and back up for ya M... ya know, just in case you nod off
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      02-24-2016, 08:27 PM   #23204
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No worries Sara , I'm still your wing man .
Come on Belgie, you're slacking! She had young William at her doorstep like:



You gotta help her seal the deal!
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      02-24-2016, 08:27 PM   #23206
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You're supposed to look at the shoes!!
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      02-24-2016, 08:31 PM   #23207
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      02-24-2016, 08:32 PM   #23208
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You're doing a shitty job right now.
Man sharing boobs , that's how we are ..
Sara you know...It's like friends drinking beers together .
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Come on Belgie, you're slacking! She had young William at her doorstep like:



You gotta help her seal the deal!
Yep, I've read the whole story on here .
And honestly I would be disappointed too in that situation ..
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Man sharing boobs , that's how we are ..
Sara you know...It's like friends drinking beers together .
You don't flirt with the enemy!
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