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      07-10-2015, 11:18 PM   #2289
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Hahaha ok I don't get it!!!
'Splain it to me please!
We said a stick is manly. You said you can drive a stick but choose not to. Therefore, you're not feminine...ly Manly - Femininely.
That was just so lame, it didn't go over my head. I ducked to avoid it.
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      07-10-2015, 11:18 PM   #2290
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Most men secretly like to play with their sticks
Makes sense now. That's why they prefer one hand over the other.
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      07-10-2015, 11:22 PM   #2291
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Ugh you guys are sullying my thread!!!
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      07-10-2015, 11:23 PM   #2292
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Ugh you guys are sullying my thread!!!
Better interview someone otherwise it's going to be known as the thread that men go to talk about masturbating at!
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      07-10-2015, 11:25 PM   #2293
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I play with my stick everyday.

Where's the shame in that?
No shame...I figured you'd have a harem of 5'2" ladies for that task..?

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I play with my stick everyday.

Where's the shame in that?
No shame...I figured you'd have a harem of 5'2" ladies for that task..?

Eh...there's one somewhere around here
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Ugh you guys are sullying my thread!!!
Better interview someone otherwise it's going to be known as the thread that men go to talk about masturbating at!
I didn't bring my laptop on my vacay.

Ok so who's next anyways?
We've got Samurai, Nef, CanGrk all willing...c5driver wanna play too? Rated M Power...you game ?

What about other OGs like
upstatedoc or M_Six ?
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      07-10-2015, 11:32 PM   #2297
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I vote...revart.

The heck happened to that pretty boy?
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      07-10-2015, 11:40 PM   #2298
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That was just so lame, it didn't go over my head. I ducked to avoid it.
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      07-10-2015, 11:53 PM   #2299
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I vote...revart.

The heck happened to that pretty boy?
He hasn't been around in ages
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He hasn't been around in ages
Do V714.
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      07-11-2015, 12:01 AM   #2301
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He hasn't been around in ages
Do V714.
Nah, in his quest to defend you so hardcore, he has unnecessarily put me down or tried to pit us against eachother, so I prefer not to interview him. You can though!
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      07-11-2015, 12:01 AM   #2302
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I didn't bring my laptop on my vacay.

Ok so who's next anyways?
We've got Samurai, Nef, CanGrk all willing...c5driver wanna play too? Rated M Power...you game ?

What about other OGs like
upstatedoc or M_Six ?
I want you to allow me to give you questions. Like a quota!

"what's your favorite color? What is your favorite food? What car do you drive? Okay, now the three lups q's, I'm sorry for the language, she makes me quote her perfectly.... 1. How does the stick in the m6 compare to the m4 in inches? Did you actually get a bigger one? 2. Your donkey, do you realize your image is ruined as our hard hitting business man? Mkoesel, you're lups favorite moderator of all times, because you're stiff as a rod. Would an outsourced stick help you with that?"

To be fair, mkoesel is my favorite in our segment. Stressdoc is just cool, and ybbiz is a dog person. My vote would go to mkoesel for an interview.
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      07-11-2015, 12:05 AM   #2303
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I didn't bring my laptop on my vacay.

Ok so who's next anyways?
We've got Samurai, Nef, CanGrk all willing...c5driver wanna play too? Rated M Power...you game ?

What about other OGs like
upstatedoc or M_Six ?
I want you to allow me to give you questions. Like a quota!

"what's your favorite color? What is your favorite food? What car do you drive? Okay, now the three lups q's, I'm sorry for the language, she makes me quote her perfectly.... 1. How does the stick in the m6 compare to the m4 in inches? Did you actually get a bigger one? 2. Your donkey, do you realize your image is ruined as our hard hitting business man? Mkoesel, you're lups favorite moderator of all times, because you're stiff as a rod. Would an outsourced stick help you with that?"

To be fair, mkoesel is my favorite in our segment. Stressdoc is just cool, and ybbiz is a dog person. My vote would go to mkoesel for an interview.
I don't even know these people you speak of!
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      07-11-2015, 12:09 AM   #2304
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Nah, in his quest to defend you so hardcore, he has unnecessarily put me down or tried to pit us against eachother, so I prefer not to interview him. You can though!
V1.47fan , stop offending OT members!

Let's just hold our light sabers and offend each other.
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      07-11-2015, 12:09 AM   #2305
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I don't even know these people you speak of!
Lol, Donkey is Abs, Ss was the stick, and mkoesel is a mod, a strict one.
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I don't even know these people you speak of!
Lol, Donkey is Abs, Ss was the stick, and mkoesel is a mod, a strict one.
Duh, I know donkey and the stick but I don't know the mods.
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Duh, I know donkey and the stick but I don't know the mods.
I don't know the mod either, but he keeps us in check well enough I would love to he's how strict he sounds like.
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      07-11-2015, 12:16 AM   #2308
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Duh, I know donkey and the stick but I don't know the mods.
I don't know the mod either, but he keeps us in check well enough I would love to he's how strict he sounds like.
Ok am I missing something? I've never seen any mods make a peep besides the big man Jason.
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Ok am I missing something? I've never seen any mods make a peep besides the big man Jason.
South light is a really cool guy.
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Need some female mods. #Feminism #Feminist #Sexist
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