Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

shoei · 12-16-2015, 01:27 PM

Send us a postcard from Cuba, Axius...

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Send us a postcard from Cuba, Axius...

Before the waterboarding and electricity to the testicles. He won't be able to write worth shit afterwards.

Axius · 12-16-2015, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Send us a postcard from Cuba, Axius...

Cuba Gooding Jr.? Why would the NSA send me to his house?

I mean, he's not funny, so I guess that would be punishment.

1MOREMOD · 12-16-2015, 01:30 PM

I take back what I said Axius you're on your own

Biorin · 12-16-2015, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by shoei

Send us a postcard from Cuba, Axius...

Cuba Gooding Jr.? Why would the NSA send me to his house?

I mean, he's not funny, so I guess that would be punishment.

You monster! Cool Runnings is a national treasure!

shoei · 12-16-2015, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

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Originally Posted by shoei

Send us a postcard from Cuba, Axius...

Before the waterboarding and electricity to the testicles. He won't be able to write worth shit afterwards.

It's one of those moments where we don't acknowledge publicly that we know Axius... And then some time after he "disappears" it will become - "hey, you remember that one dude? You know, the one with the ridiculous gap in his hood that you could fit your groceries into?? what was his name again? Axel Foley?? Axel Rose?? He was moderately funny... Wonder why he vanished..."

ASBSECU E93 · 12-16-2015, 01:34 PM

"SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!"

"Ambassador of Kwan"

How the hell can you say Cuba isn't funny?!?!

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Wonder why he vanished..."

Hey, those alphabet boys do prisoner swaps, right! We can trade him for...

shoei · 12-16-2015, 01:38 PM

"Cack meat sandwich..."

Mr Tonka · 12-16-2015, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

You monster! Cool Runnings is a national treasure!

Wat?

Biorin · 12-16-2015, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by Biorin

You monster! Cool Runnings is a national treasure!

Wat?

Oops, wrong black guy.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-16-2015, 01:45 PM

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Axius · 12-16-2015, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Oops, wrong black guy.

LOL. Yeah, you totally messed that one up.

But yeah, bring it on NSA, suck my micron penis and send me to Cuba Gooding's house. We'll see who's boss!

Axius · 12-16-2015, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

It's one of those moments where we don't acknowledge publicly that we know Axius... And then some time after he "disappears" it will become - "hey, you remember that one dude? You know, the one with the ridiculous gap in his hood that you could fit your groceries into?? what was his name again? Axel Foley?? Axel Rose?? He was moderately funny... Wonder why he vanished..."

1. You'll never forget me even when I disappear
2. Everyone is jealous of my hood gap, me included
3. Moderately funny? Bitch please, I'm generously funny

Don't make me quit OT again...

shoei · 12-16-2015, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Oops, wrong black guy.

So what you are saying is... ALL black guys look the same to you??

UncleWede · 12-16-2015, 02:11 PM

You try looking thru a mustache that thick and see if you can discern black guys

bimmette · 12-16-2015, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Oops, wrong black guy.

So what you are saying is... ALL black guys look the same to you??

It's not racist if I say TheAxiom looks like Obama, right? I wasn't the first to say it though!

ASBSECU E93 · 12-16-2015, 04:25 PM

Not at all....Miss Lucy Liu....

UncleWede · 12-16-2015, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Not at all....Miss Lucy Liu....

Wait, is there another part of the YT channel I should be looking for?

Lups · 12-16-2015, 09:10 PM

Here to serve as usual people!

Mr Tonka · 12-16-2015, 10:14 PM

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Here to serve as usual people!

I didn't even get serviced last night...

I was first in line too!!

shoei · 12-16-2015, 10:52 PM

What does Lups mean she's here to service... So if I need laundry done or the wheels cleaned on my car she'll do it??

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