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      02-04-2016, 10:40 PM   #22419
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You quoted the wrong post...you really are getting old!
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Nope - I pre-visioned you asking the same question
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Nope - I pre-visioned you asking the same question
Add delusional to the list....
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      02-04-2016, 10:47 PM   #22421
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I already am in alexa's will. Get contents of safe.
Lies.
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Add delusional to the list....
Come on man....I threw you a underhand SOFTBALL.....

"Pre-Visioned"...?

No Country for Old Men?!?!
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Come on man....I threw you a underhand SOFTBALL.....

"Pre-Visioned"...?

No Country for Old Men?!?!
Gah, I've seen it too...
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Gah, I've seen it too...
Looks like my mind works fine in my old age
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      02-04-2016, 11:15 PM   #22425
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Lies.
No true. Keep your grubby hands off my shit bitch.
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No true. Keep your grubby hands off my shit bitch.
Play your cards right and i won't come take your race car while i'm on the west coast collecting said safe contents.
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Play your cards right and i won't come take your race car while i'm on the west coast collecting said safe contents.
Meanwhile....as you trek West...A certain dog from SW Florida is learning life on the farm....

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      02-04-2016, 11:59 PM   #22428
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No true. Keep your grubby hands off my shit bitch.
Play your cards right and i won't come take your race car while i'm on the west coast collecting said safe contents.
All because we gave you the benefit of the doubt vs ASB that you'd sucker punch him in the lower back to claim victory, I am confident mod would pull your spandex over your head...

His monies are much better suited in the hands of someone who would actually spend it...
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Meanwhile....as you trek West...A certain dog from SW Florida is learning life on the farm....

If you're scared of your wife, i know you'll be scared of mine too. Plus she'll be well armed.

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All because we gave you the benefit of the doubt vs ASB that you'd sucker punch him in the lower back to claim victory, I am confident mod would pull your spandex over your head...

His monies are much better suited in the hands of someone who would actually spend it...
I'll bring a few thousand friends to help out. Plus, no spandex on this mission, only "tacticool" gear.
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Wtf we got grudge match brewing. No ones taking my car. It's on the lift and you couldn't drive it anyway it has no sprocket or handlebars.
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Wtf we got grudge match brewing. No ones taking my car. It's on the lift and you couldn't drive it anyway it has no sprocket or handlebars.
I LOLed!

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Wtf we got grudge match brewing. No ones taking my car. It's on the lift and you couldn't drive it anyway it has no sprocket or handlebars.
Well played
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      02-05-2016, 12:27 AM   #22434
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You seem surprised, der her. Sober guys funny.
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Well played
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't be handing out W's just yet.

My vehicle can tow another very easily and he's been kind enough to have a trailer on site ready to use.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't be handing out W's just yet.

My vehicle can tow another very easily and he's been kind enough to have a trailer on site ready to use.
yes...YES....keeps your focus on the car....

...leave the dog unattended
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      02-05-2016, 12:36 AM   #22437
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You forgot my bullmastiff that will take a wet bite out of your ass.
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yes...YES....keeps your focus on the car....

...leave the dog unattended
So basically this is working up to be a death match between 1moremod and myself over C5's safe contents. To the victor go the spoils and a new track car or faster tow vehicle.

As well as a death match between you and Shoei over The Dog. To the victor goes the sad reality of being killed by the wife who's standing guard over The Dog.

Is that about right?
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You forgot my bullmastiff that will take a wet bite out of your ass.
Boz could use a pal to hang out with. We'll take good care of him.
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Stay home with your blind dog and let me have the safe goods. I will send you an also ran tshirt
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