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[grimlock]

Lups does have quite a potty mouth.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Lups does have quite a purdy mouth.

Ftfy :

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ftfy :

id be interested if it was a pudding mouth..

[grimlock]

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

Shut up. The White Tiger is cooler than an M6.

Fuck off Alex...shut up...no...meh...no...repeat

Here's a thesaurus for you: http://www.kidthesaurus.com/

[Lups]

Who's bright idea was it to put the heaviest wood ever grown Into my fucking ceiling!!!!

I give you the permission to shoot the fucker.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

Who's bright idea was it to put the heaviest wood ever grown Into my fucking ceiling!!!!

I give you the permission to shoot the fucker.

Can I torture them? I've got some ideas...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Can I torture them? I've got some ideas...

Yes. And please do a good job.

Fuck I hate myself right abt now.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yes. And please do a good job.

Fuck I hate myself right abt now.

I've been practicing on shark fishermen, so yeah...excellence and habits and all

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Can I torture them? I've got some ideas...

Tie em to the table and slowly feed them through a table saw. In fact, the same one they used to cut those ceiling beams she is bitching about.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Tie em to the table and slowly feed them through a table saw. In fact, the same one they used to cut those ceiling beams she is bitching about.

Torture is more about fear than pain. Or so I was told...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Torture is more about fear than pain. Or so I was told...

But this way you get both. Figure you're laying strapped down to a...., 30 or so foot conveyor that's slowly dragging you forward at say, .0025mph directly to a diamond tipped blade, balls/twat end first.


You have to deal with the fear that yes, you are going to die, and it's going to take a while to get there, so all you can do is stammer in your own mind whilst 100000 different things pass through your brain before you become halved.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

But this way you get both. Figure you're laying strapped down to a...., 30 or so foot conveyor that's slowly dragging you forward at say, .0025mph directly to a diamond tipped blade, balls/twat end first.


You have to deal with the fear that yes, you are going to die, and it's going to take a while to get there, so all you can do is stammer in your own mind whilst 100000 different things pass through your brain before you become halved.

2" into the cut and they pass out. Where's the fun in that?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Torture is more about fear than pain. Or so I was told...

Physical pain - may not be as effective as emotional pain... Each individual is different... You have to find out what matters to them most in this world...

Axius - his penis...
Tonka - his booty
ASB - his finances
Belgium - his porn stash
Lups - Peter II - err... Well I guess she won't succumb to torture now...

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by shoei

Physical pain - may not be as effective as emotional pain... Each individual is different... You have to find out what matters to them most in this world...

Axius - his penis...
Tonka - his booty
ASB - his finances
Belgium - his porn stash
Lups - Peter II - err... Well I guess she won't succumb to torture now...

You forgot shoei...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by C5driver

You forgot shoei...

I left you off as well on purpose so shut your pie hole...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

Physical pain - may not be as effective as emotional pain... Each individual is different... You have to find out what matters to them most in this world...

Axius - his penis...
BPOT Girls - Tonka's booty
ASB - his finances
Belgium - his porn stash
Lups - Peter II - err... Well I guess she won't succumb to torture now...

FTFY.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by shoei

I left you off as well on purpose so shut your pie hole...

I'll type it for you ...
C5 => her => his gender

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

But this way you get both. Figure you're laying strapped down to a...., 30 or so foot conveyor that's slowly dragging you forward at say, .0025mph directly to a diamond tipped blade, balls/twat end first.


You have to deal with the fear that yes, you are going to die, and it's going to take a while to get there, so all you can do is stammer in your own mind whilst 100000 different things pass through your brain before you become halved.

Originally Posted by C5driver

2" into the cut and they pass out. Where's the fun in that?

You stop the table, 1" into the cut. Or you inject them with somehting that would prevent them from passing out. Or you simply stop the table when they pass out, get some ammonia and wake them up again before restarting the table.

Oh yeah, Make the blade white hot so it cauterizes as it cuts.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by shoei

I left you off as well on purpose so shut your pie hole...

:happy anim:

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You stop the table, 1" into the cut. Or you inject them with somehting that would prevent them from passing out. Or you simply stop the table when they pass out, get some ammonia and wake them up again before restarting the table.

Oh yeah, Make the blade white hot so it cauterizes as it cuts.

Strapped to a table. Adrenaline drip. Mirror over the table. Power tools. Scissors. Blow torch. Cauterizing plate.

Uhhhh...Law Abiding Citizen. The movie...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

2" into the cut and they pass out. Where's the fun in that?

True. It was a poorly devised plan.