Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

Axius · 12-16-2015, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

I found 87 pin holes in the raincoats so far

Bastard...

That's just to vent fresh air....

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

What about at night time?

Just have to sit inside the tunnel for a couple hours. Patience is virtue.

UncleWede · 12-16-2015, 12:24 PM

All those wonderful gifts, and yet still no Squatty Potty shown. I am Disappoint!!!

C5, if that pic wasn't personalized, I'd be making a bid of 3 goats.

1MOREMOD · 12-16-2015, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Just have to sit inside the tunnel for a couple hours. Patience is virtue.

What if you're blind and in that tunnel?

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

That's just to vent fresh air....

You're like the evil stork of evilness, bringing unwanted gifts at inopportune times to previously financially independent men.

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

C5, if that pic wasn't personalized, I'd be making a bid of 3 goats.

The 9 milli milli? He pulled the boolits and double charged the powder.

Axius · 12-16-2015, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

What if you're blind and in that tunnel?

Make a clicking noise with your mouth and listen to the waves bounce off the walls until you get to the end and feel the sun on your face.

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Originally Posted by C5driver

You're like the evil stork of evilness, bringing unwanted gifts at inopportune times to previously financially independent men.

Just wanted to give you a Christmas miracle is all.

SaM335ic · 12-16-2015, 12:30 PM

My secret Santa got me a comfy BMW long sleeve shirt.

UncleWede · 12-16-2015, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

The 9 milli milli? He pulled the boolits and double charged the powder.

The license plate

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Just wanted to give you a Christmas miracle is all.

Thanks, but my Christmas miracle was remembering to glove up and sanitizing the carpet before opening the box. The knife got a bath in alcohol.

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

The license plate

Oh. I can white it out and write WADE, if you'd like. Maybe send you the back cover, which might be more your style. Wait...maybe someone else's speed.

Axius · 12-16-2015, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Thanks, but my Christmas miracle was remembering to glove up and sanitizing the carpet before opening the box. The knife got a bath in alcohol.

So what you're telling me is that you did NOT catch the SARS that was in the box?

UncleWede · 12-16-2015, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Oh. I can white it out and write WADE, if you'd like. Maybe send you the back cover, which might be more your style. Wait...maybe someone else's speed.

MAYBE, if your SS ever reveals, you could have the original artist change it to the winning bidder's plate!!!

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

So what you're telling me is that you did NOT catch the SARS that was in the box?

Crap

*cough*

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

MAYBE, if your SS ever reveals, you could have the original artist change it to the winning bidder's plate!!!

My SS will never reveal. They'd just out themselves as the sick bastard they are. 92 holes and still counting...

Axius · 12-16-2015, 12:42 PM

Whoever it was, was a real dick. Could you imagine if you actually used them?

That's pretty fucked up.

1MOREMOD · 12-16-2015, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

My SS will never reveal. They'd just out themselves as the sick bastard they are. 92 holes and still counting...

Is this for real or forum shenanigans! Axius must have got some last night besides his hand, good mood it seems.

Lups · 12-16-2015, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

You're like the evil stork of evilness, bringing unwanted gifts at inopportune times to previously financially independent men.

Financially independent you say?

Tell me more about yourself...

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Is this for real or forum shenanigans!

Do you not know how to properly punctuate your sentences!

ASBSECU E93 · 12-16-2015, 12:47 PM

No present yet....

No one loves me

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Financially independent you say?

Tell me more about yourself...

Stay away, you wicked wicked man you...

ASBSECU E93 · 12-16-2015, 12:49 PM

Lups - You're just looking for a sugar daddy to buy goats....We are all on to your evil ways!!!

C5driver · 12-16-2015, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

No present yet....

No one loves me

The best come to those who wait, so yours will be a doozy

12-16-2015, 12:24 PM	#2202
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18404 Rep 9,420 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	All those wonderful gifts, and yet still no Squatty Potty shown. I am Disappoint!!! C5, if that pic wasn't personalized, I'd be making a bid of 3 goats.
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12-16-2015, 12:30 PM	#2207
SaM335ic USMC Ret. 65 Rep 129 Posts Drives: 2016 JKU and 2013 F30 335i Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Skagit Valley, WA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 335i [0.00]	My secret Santa got me a comfy BMW long sleeve shirt. Attached Images __________________ Sold* 2010 335i with Active Autowerke cat-less DP's, Cat-back exhaust, CP, and BOV, AFE stage 2 sealed intake, JB4 G5, BMS OCC, BMS oil cooler valve, Alpina Transmission flash and other misc coding.
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12-16-2015, 12:42 PM	#2215
Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Whoever it was, was a real dick. Could you imagine if you actually used them? That's pretty fucked up.
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