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      10-20-2007, 10:43 AM   #2201
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You're right! You're hired! Welcome aboard!

Your training starts soon...poopydiaper 101....change it quick, and don't get peed on!
Wait what? I thought all the nanny did was fuck the husband and get paid?
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well, ok, we can renegotiate your duties. $40/hour work? You might want some knee pads too!
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      10-20-2007, 10:59 AM   #2203
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well, ok, we can renegotiate your duties. $40/hour work? You might want some knee pads too!
This bitch dont need any pads
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Work doesnt need me...Im stuck here today
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This bitch dont need any pads
When it gets a little wet and slippery, the walls can hurt!

And use the next few months to stock up on the hot shit at work. No gp's allowed!
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Sounds rough. Come visit me, then stop off at Jasons after we're done.
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Sounds rough. Come visit me, then stop off at Jasons after we're done.
I'll be in Chicago. Leaving in a few... Let's do dinner at Ditkas?
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'k, I'm off like Sara's prom dress in the back of a QX56! Headed for Chicago, catch up wichyall later.
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Wow...I get the best morning texts huh?
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'k, I'm off like Sara's prom dress in the back of a QX56! Headed for Chicago, catch up wichyall later.
HAH!


Oh I found one for that guy...
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      10-20-2007, 11:29 AM   #2211
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HEY!!!! I play hard to get.............................for the first ten minutes
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Wow...I get the best morning texts huh?
wow, smooth talker! 'k, now I'm leaving...had to get the hotel info
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whats up guys, im done with work back from CT... probably going to lay in my bed...
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      10-20-2007, 11:38 AM   #2214
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HEY!!!! I play hard to get.............................for the first ten minutes
yeah, we tore the car up with me chasing you around
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10 minutes Sara? thats not very hard to get.
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Welcome back. You missed out on all the fun we didnt have...
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lol well im here now to have a little fun..

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