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      12-10-2010, 08:08 PM   #2201
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      12-10-2010, 08:11 PM   #2202
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      12-10-2010, 08:12 PM   #2203
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how did I know you would have a helmet on, you arent stig mayne
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      12-10-2010, 09:29 PM   #2205
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      12-10-2010, 11:07 PM   #2206
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you're so pretty =) what mix are you?
Awww ............ thank you ! I'm actually 100% filippina
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      12-10-2010, 11:14 PM   #2207
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      12-10-2010, 11:16 PM   #2208
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      12-10-2010, 11:18 PM   #2209
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grab me a sweet tea
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      12-11-2010, 03:59 AM   #2210
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damn dude you spiderman
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      12-11-2010, 05:00 AM   #2211
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      12-11-2010, 05:34 PM   #2212
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I need to go to the Philippines
LOL ..... i was born there but grew up here in the States
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      12-11-2010, 05:49 PM   #2213
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      12-11-2010, 05:51 PM   #2214
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oh shit its javi hahahahah
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      12-11-2010, 05:55 PM   #2215
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how do you image me? mexican hat and moustache? hahaha
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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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      12-11-2010, 05:57 PM   #2216
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how do you image me? mexican hat and moustache? hahaha
exactly. I thought you got a blowjob by a hooker, you have a wife too?
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exactly. I thought you got a blowjob by a hooker, you have a wife too?
what's a blowjob? the translators dont tell

Another one i got here. I hide my friend face, maybe he dont like to be posted ...



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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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      12-11-2010, 06:06 PM   #2218
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thats not even the same dude, just a spanish Bod Saget
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      12-11-2010, 06:11 PM   #2219
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      12-11-2010, 06:35 PM   #2220
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dude that's not at all what i imagined you to look like. trying to unsee it because what i pictured was hilarious.
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what's a blowjob? the translators dont tell
she suck you
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