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[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Don't you have a new pewpew for just this reason??????

Now he's shooting deer from his 128 with an ar?

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Now he's shooting deer from his 128 with an ar?

zeroed in at 50 yards, rapid repeat since they are probably moving.

To protect his front end, he's only using it for self-defense, as it's intended

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

zeroed in at 50 yards, rapid repeat since they are probably moving.

To protect his front end, he's only using it for self-defense, as it's intended

Self-defense, i like it.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Don't you have a new pewpew for just this reason??????

I actually got it so I can take sweet t-shirtless pictures firing it with my new tattoo exposed so all the bitches melt on Tinder.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Now he's shooting deer from his 128 with an ar?

You really think I'm that stupid?


I get out of the car so the cases don't get stuck in that shitty spot between the seat and the center console.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

I actually got it so I can take sweet t-shirtless pictures firing it with my new tattoo exposed so all the bitches melt on Tinder.



You really think I'm that stupid?


I get out of the car so the cases don't get stuck in that shitty spot between the seat and the center console.

What about the bitches here? I wanna melt too!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

I actually got it so I can take sweet t-shirtless pictures firing it with my new tattoo exposed so all the bitches melt on Tinder.

Billup might have used this as inspiration for artwork, at one time, if he were still around

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

What about the bitches here? I wanna melt too!

Gotta wait until the tattoo is finished (Went yesterday but damn guy only left an hour of ink time, so I have to go back, yet again, to have the lower half finished). He's doing quality work, and it's 5 mins from the house, so whatever.

Plus, I have a surplus of goodies coming from a very particular friend, along with about 5 online orders that should be showing up at the front door.

Once fully geared, I'm going to swoon all of you so hard.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Billup might have used this as inspiration for artwork, at one time, if he were still around

I'm so fucking sick of hearing about this guy, can you guys just drop him already?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Life should be lived at 8000+ revs...S85!

I love the i8 but each time I get into the M6 I feel like a hooligan. The sound makes me slightly antisocial.

Well...slightly MORE antisocial!!

How about both?

http://www.autoevolution.com/news/ex...016-79330.html

Not sure how legit this is, but there was an i8 that had another dino motor (S63?) retrofit. May have seen that on BP.

As for the F13...the power delivery at 4000+ is stunning.

[Sara]

Mr Tonka our rep walked past my desk, said he loved your picture. Where was it taken he wants to know. Beautiful, he says.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Once fully geared, I'm going to swoon all of you so hard.

You're going to post unmentionable pics and get your stupidass banned. Again

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

I get out of the car so the cases don't get stuck in that shitty spot between the seat and the center console.

Don't forget the blood soaked rag, ski mask, and crow bar in the back seat

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Mr Tonka our rep walked past my desk, said he loved your picture. Where was it taken he wants to know. Beautiful, he says.

Which one?

[F30lolz]

Today is hump day. Who will you be humping today?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

You really think I'm that stupid?

Should I answer?

I get out of the car so the cases don't get stuck in that shitty spot between the seat and the center console.

Meh do it one handed while passing.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Today is hump day. Who will you be humping today?

Maybe left hand for a switch?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

You're going to post unmentionable pics and get your stupidass banned. Again

I've never been banned here? I'm a new guy, only been here a few months.

Originally Posted by C5driver

Don't forget the blood soaked rag, ski mask, and crow bar in the back seat

And I can bet that nobody will believe me if I get pulled over when I say I'm just a volunteer EMS who enjoys skiing and breaking doors open.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Meh do it one handed while passing.

That sounds...., dangerous. Too scary.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Today is hump day. Who will you be humping today?

Hopefully one of the young ladies that can keep their jobs at your place of employment...?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

And I can bet that nobody will believe me if I get pulled over when I say I'm just a volunteer EMS who enjoys skiing and breaking doors open.

Don't maintain eye contact, keep your right hand out of sight, randomly twitch, invoke the dark lord Cthulhu's name, and grin. You'll be a huge hit with the po po and your name will be on a random report that everyone will see and enjoy.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

True story - On the road to work, a deer had been hit and killed. The carcass is in the ditch, just off the side of the road but in full view as you drive by.

Since Monday - a group of Buzzards have been working the deer...it is amazing how efficient and quick they have eaten a full size deer...

You're not seeing the coyotes, coons, and other carrion eaters at night...

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by C5driver

You're not seeing the coyotes, coons, and other carrion eaters at night...

True...

But I do see 10 fuq'n Buzzards feasting during daylight hours....

And, once the meat is rotten - only the Buzzards will eat...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Don't maintain eye contact, keep your right hand out of sight, randomly twitch, invoke the dark lord Cthulhu's name, and grin. You'll be a huge hit with the po po and your name will be on a random report that everyone will see and enjoy.

Then at the end I'll put out my penis and politely ask him if there's ANYTHING I can do to get out of the ticket, and finish with a cute little left eyed half wink.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

True...

But I do see 10 fuq'n Buzzards feasting during daylight hours....

And, once the meat is rotten - only the Buzzards will eat...

The squirrels and gophers will eat the bones. Nature is awesome.

When I'm on my friend's property in MT, and fill my tag on the first day or whatever, I'll hunt the gutpiles and shoot magpies with a .22 or call in a yote and shoot him with something a little bigger.