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C5driver · 01-26-2016, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

But she's not a dried up old lady, she's got 7k miles. She should be good to go with her own internal lubrication. She just not in the mood lately?

Nah dude...I live at 4K+ revs. It wears her out and she needs to hydrate.

Mr Tonka · 01-26-2016, 11:57 AM

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Nah dude...I live at 4K+ revs. It wears her out and she needs to hydrate.

Right where she's supposed to live. Some might call that the "G" spot.

Axius · 01-26-2016, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Oh she's my warm happy place every time I slip inside her and make her scream. Has to be hot and well lubed though...160F before we go all out.

You can't go balls to the wall without going through a warm up cycle. That's like trying to shove it in raw and dry. Not good.

C5driver · 01-26-2016, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Oh she's my warm happy place every time I slip inside her and make her scream. Has to be hot and well lubed though...160F before we go all out.

You can't go balls to the wall without going through a warm up cycle. That's like trying to shove it in raw and dry. Not good.

You're like a brother from another mother.

Warmup is super important before letting her run. It's all about finesse and getting her slowly wound up before you bounce her off the redline, over and over and over.

Axius · 01-26-2016, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

You're like a brother from another mother.

Warmup is super important before letting her run. It's all about finesse and getting her slowly wound up before you bounce her off the redline, over and over and over.

Always make sure you check traction levels at different tire temperatures. Gotta do a few rear end spins to get em nice and sticky and gooey like, then see how fast you can beat grandma off a red light.

Nothing like seeing that rusty old Camry getting left in the dirt.

RJ_ · 01-26-2016, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

...rear end spins... sticky and gooey.... beat grandma off....

I've lost the metaphor.

Axius · 01-26-2016, 12:53 PM

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I've lost the metaphor.

Beat off grandma, I don't get what's so hard to understand.

Silver fox with the drapes that matches the carpet.

RJ_ · 01-26-2016, 01:03 PM

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Beat off grandma, I don't get what's so hard to understand.

Silver fox with the drapes that matches the carpet.

Like this?

1MOREMOD · 01-26-2016, 06:00 PM

Spent the last 2 days converting a bedroom to walk in closet. Only 14 more days till vacation and sooner for booze

ASBSECU E93 · 01-27-2016, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

You're like a brother from another mother.

Warmup is super important before letting her run. It's all about finesse and getting her slowly wound up before you bounce her off the redline, over and over and over.

Foreplay is VERY important....then, it's BALLS deep

Axius · 01-27-2016, 07:53 AM

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Foreplay is VERY important....then, it's BALLS deep

Well of course balls deep, you need to utilize as much of those solid 4''s as possible.

In my case at least.

MKSixer · 01-27-2016, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Nah dude...I live at 4K+ revs. It wears her out and she needs to hydrate.

Life should be lived at 8000+ revs...S85!

I love the i8 but each time I get into the M6 I feel like a hooligan. The sound makes me slightly antisocial.

Well...slightly MORE antisocial!!

MKSixer · 01-27-2016, 08:12 AM

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I didnt mean it that way, more was bringing it up for someone else to have to see it! Believe me I dont judge, live and let live.

I know...just having a bit of fun!

RJ_ · 01-27-2016, 08:55 AM

Had an "Oh, shit" moment in the Jeep last night.

I was hooning around in 4x4 and found a nice untouched snowy section of road. As I made the turn I stabbed the throttle a bit to let the back end come out and slide around a little. Well some combination of too slick/too much throttle/too slow on the countersteer and I was now heading sideways down the road at full lock countersteer.

This gave me a nice view of the steep embankment down to the frozen lake alongside the road that I'd forgotten about. Got the heart rate up for a while afterwards, but I got out of it.

Axius · 01-27-2016, 09:00 AM

Glad you didn't end up in a ditch man.

I remember the days of e-brake drifting the RSX..., right into a giant snow ice pile and fucked up the whole driver side. That was fun. Almost hit a pack of deer on the way in this morning, thank God for new tires and realizing if there is one deer, there are probably more deers coming. Barely missed what appeared to be the youngest.

RJ_ · 01-27-2016, 09:17 AM

Thanks man. It was not good weather to be going for a swim.

Good work not crushing Bambi. Especially with the redone front end. Deer are so dumb around cars.

Axius · 01-27-2016, 10:03 AM

I was more worried about the front end of the car at the time then the deer.

Then felt bad because I didn't care about the deer and cried the rest of the way into work.

ASBSECU E93 · 01-27-2016, 10:14 AM

Axius =

Axius · 01-27-2016, 10:16 AM

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Axius =

On the plus side, if it did happen, we could have had a Bambi BBQ Bake this weekend.

ASBSECU E93 · 01-27-2016, 10:21 AM

True story - On the road to work, a deer had been hit and killed. The carcass is in the ditch, just off the side of the road but in full view as you drive by.

Since Monday - a group of Buzzards have been working the deer...it is amazing how efficient and quick they have eaten a full size deer...

Axius · 01-27-2016, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

True story - On the road to work, a deer had been hit and killed. The carcass is in the ditch, just off the side of the road but in full view as you drive by.

Since Monday - a group of Buzzards have been working the deer...it is amazing how efficient and quick they have eaten a full size deer...

Dude, those things are fucking relentless once they find a carcass. Half the time they won't even get out of the street and you just have to drive around them.

UncleWede · 01-27-2016, 11:00 AM

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On the plus side, if it did happen, we could have had a Bambi BBQ Bake this weekend.

Don't you have a new pewpew for just this reason??????

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1MOREMOD - 11818 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Spent the last 2 days converting a bedroom to walk in closet. Only 14 more days till vacation and sooner for booze
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RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1204 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	Had an "Oh, shit" moment in the Jeep last night. I was hooning around in 4x4 and found a nice untouched snowy section of road. As I made the turn I stabbed the throttle a bit to let the back end come out and slide around a little. Well some combination of too slick/too much throttle/too slow on the countersteer and I was now heading sideways down the road at full lock countersteer. This gave me a nice view of the steep embankment down to the frozen lake alongside the road that I'd forgotten about. Got the heart rate up for a while afterwards, but I got out of it.
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Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Glad you didn't end up in a ditch man. I remember the days of e-brake drifting the RSX..., right into a giant snow ice pile and fucked up the whole driver side. That was fun. Almost hit a pack of deer on the way in this morning, thank God for new tires and realizing if there is one deer, there are probably more deers coming. Barely missed what appeared to be the youngest.
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RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1204 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	Thanks man. It was not good weather to be going for a swim. Good work not crushing Bambi. Especially with the redone front end. Deer are so dumb around cars.
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Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	I was more worried about the front end of the car at the time then the deer. Then felt bad because I didn't care about the deer and cried the rest of the way into work.
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