What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

MKSixer · 01-26-2016, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

That's fine, because by April it should be warm enough that I can take the bike out.

You have a bike...I didn't remember. Now you're just pissing me off.

I won't be able to ride until 2 years after I get me hips replaced.

What do you have?

RJ_ · 01-26-2016, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Ah yes!
The classic, 'Fill it up with oil and check the gas' sort of vehicle!

No joke, I smelled it before I saw it. I had just accelerated hard uphill and thought it was mine, so I started looking around for the culprit. Much to my relief, the trail led right to the wagon.

MKSixer · 01-26-2016, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

No joke, I smelled it before I saw it. I had just accelerated hard uphill and thought it was mine, so I started looking around for the culprit. Much to my relief, the trail led right to the wagon.

I lost an oil line on a rented turbo car before and the James Bond-esque smoke screen was actually me!!

jimj911 · 01-26-2016, 09:33 AM

Do not, I repeat DO NOT google RJ's tagline when you get curious! If you do, then def dont click the first link that comes up hahah. The image is stuck in my head and its killing me

RJ_ · 01-26-2016, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I lost an oil line on a rented turbo car before and the James Bond-esque smoke screen was actually me!!

Sounds more exciting than most rental cars!

RJ_ · 01-26-2016, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by jimj911

Do not, I repeat DO NOT google RJ's tagline when you get curious! If you do, then def dont click the first link that comes up hahah. The image is stuck in my head and its killing me

It was from the "Gangsta Name Generator" thread. Now I'm concerned.

Axius · 01-26-2016, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

You have a bike...I didn't remember. Now you're just pissing me off.

I won't be able to ride until 2 years after I get me hips replaced.

What do you have?

Yes, which I miss so much with the cold weather. It's only a mere Kawi 650R. Lately I've been on buying binges, so once the weather warms up I might upgrade to another ZX10.

2 years after? Does this mean you are getting hip surgery soon?

jimj911 · 01-26-2016, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

It was from the "Gangsta Name Generator" thread. Now I'm concerned.

You should be, do it I dare you, or Ill send the you the link I made the mistake of opening

RJ_ · 01-26-2016, 10:14 AM

Previously mentioned 1969ish Ford Falcon "turbo"

MKSixer · 01-26-2016, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Sounds more exciting than most rental cars!

My personal pantheon of car care priority:

1. My parent's vehicles. (If borrowed)
2. My friends or my own vehicles.
3. My company car.
4. A personally rented car.
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9 billion. The rental car when my company car is in the shop.

MKSixer · 01-26-2016, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Yes, which I miss so much with the cold weather. It's only a mere Kawi 650R. Lately I've been on buying binges, so once the weather warms up I might upgrade to another ZX10.

2 years after? Does this mean you are getting hip surgery soon?

Yes, I'm thinking in May. Trying to get a huge project completed before that time.

V1.47fan · 01-26-2016, 10:44 AM

Good morning ladies.

MKSixer · 01-26-2016, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by jimj911

Do not, I repeat DO NOT google RJ's tagline when you get curious! If you do, then def dont click the first link that comes up hahah. The image is stuck in my head and its killing me

If it's bothering YOU, we may have to call Al Gore to get it removed from his internet.

Axius · 01-26-2016, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Yes, I'm thinking in May. Trying to get a huge project completed before that time.

Jotted it down on the calendar, have to check up on you to make sure things go well!

C5driver · 01-26-2016, 11:09 AM

So Krapula hit 7k miles and advised me that a service was due. 391 miles later, I listened and took the bitch for her beauty spa.

I had a nice chat with the SA and advised him that she has a new name and to log it in the system so BMW is aware of who she is and just how special she is to me. Persuasive ass that I can be, I even got him to let me record him saying Krapula. Much fail was had, since it's not "Krapbula." Twice he said that. So sad...Americans and their foreign language skills.

Axius · 01-26-2016, 11:11 AM

Hahaha, that's wonderful.

Krapula, dark underlord queen of the sluts.

RJ_ · 01-26-2016, 11:15 AM

What ever happened with Krapula's low oil warning the other day?

Axius · 01-26-2016, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

What ever happened with Krapula's low oil warning the other day?

They put more oil in her...

C5driver · 01-26-2016, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Hahaha, that's wonderful.

Krapula, dark underlord queen of the sluts.

Oh she's my warm happy place every time I slip inside her and make her scream. Has to be hot and well lubed though...160F before we go all out.

C5driver · 01-26-2016, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

What ever happened with Krapula's low oil warning the other day?

They put more oil in her...

jimj911 · 01-26-2016, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

If it's bothering YOU, we may have to call Al Gore to get it removed from his internet.

I didnt mean it that way, more was bringing it up for someone else to have to see it! Believe me I dont judge, live and let live.

RJ_ · 01-26-2016, 11:23 AM

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They put more oil in her...

But she's not a dried up old lady, she's got 7k miles. She should be good to go with her own internal lubrication. She just not in the mood lately?

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