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      02-23-2010, 08:24 PM   #1
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not even joking, some of the funniest sht I've ever seen

if you have never been to www.dontevenreply.com then you owe it to yourself to check it out. after you read the one's on the home page click on "top rated" and keep on laughing. I literally laughed until I cried and nearly choked on my pizza 3 times.
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      02-23-2010, 08:32 PM   #2
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yea that's a great site
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      02-23-2010, 08:38 PM   #3
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I saw that on somebody's facebook a while ago but it's still hilarious.
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      02-23-2010, 09:28 PM   #4
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lol it is a great site
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      02-24-2010, 12:19 AM   #5
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Never heard of this, almost spit vitamin water all over my monitor. Thanks!
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      02-24-2010, 12:42 AM   #6
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ROFLMAO the disguised weapons was hilarious haha.
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      02-24-2010, 12:52 AM   #7
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the fish pet was great lol haha
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      02-24-2010, 01:38 AM   #8
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Changed my life...
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      02-24-2010, 01:35 PM   #9
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This one was a little tricky. If you didn't figure it out, I am both Mike Anderson and Kira Anderson.
Original ad:
i am looking to trade/barter my 1994 Jeep Wrangler. 140k miles, yellow, good condition. NO CASH. I will barter just about anything of equal value!
From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org
CC: Kira Anderson

Hey,

I saw your ad for a '94 Wrangler for barter. I will trade you my whore of a wife for that car. She is a dirty little slut that fucks just about anything that moves. She doesn't really have much to offer, so I figure she is worth about the price of a used 1994 wrangler. I understand if you think she isn't worth it, so I am willing to throw in $200 cash on top of that. If you are looking for a loose whore that will give it up easily, my wife will be well worth the trade. Let me know if you are interested. Does the Wrangler come with a title?

From Jim ***** to Me

Ha ha! Very funny. I am married and don't think I would be interested in your wife. Thanks for the offer though!

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****

OH FUCK YOU MIKE!! DROP FUCKING DEAD!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!

From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****

Fuck YOU, you stupid cunt! What are you doing on the computer? I figured you were fucking Steve again. Or how about our neighbor? I'm sure he's looking to stick his dick in some rotten pussy. You fucking twat.

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****

MIKE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THIS IS IT. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING HOME TODAY BECAUSE ILL BE WAITING WITH A FUCKIN KNIFE

From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****

Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE

From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson

Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails? I really don't think this concerns me.

From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****

TELL YOU WHAT JIM ILL BUY YOUR FUCKING WRANGLER SO I CAN RUN OVER MY PIECE OF SHIT HUSBAND WITH IT

From Mike Anderson to Jim *****, Kira Anderson

Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his dick.

From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****

FUCK YOU

From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson

Will both of you shut the fuck up and stop e-mailing me? Jesus fucking christ man c'mon!
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      02-24-2010, 07:29 PM   #10
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i'm in tears
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      02-25-2010, 01:18 PM   #11
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This is some really funny stuff,... Thanks for sharing!
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      02-25-2010, 01:21 PM   #12
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Any of the ones with kittens are hysterical.
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      02-25-2010, 01:37 PM   #13
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it is really funny, but I feel the exchange is all faked

all the WTB people seem to not know how to type
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