Bad, Good & Great

Tondtar · 02-18-2010, 10:56 AM

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man
answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,"
said one trooper...

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other.

One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great
news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the
good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel
you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
Great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow and then on Wednesday and Friday again perhaps........"

PINeely · 02-18-2010, 11:07 AM

LOL That's a great one.

Kroy · 02-18-2010, 01:39 PM

lol

boymonkey · 02-18-2010, 07:57 PM

Oh wow, LOL!

Alexander · 02-24-2010, 03:29 PM

ZOMG!

stimpy · 02-24-2010, 06:23 PM

Good one!

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Slingshot

OlivaresAnthony · 02-24-2010, 08:58 PM

LMFAO!

02-18-2010, 10:56 AM	#1
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1113 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Bad, Good & Great The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper... "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the Great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow and then on Wednesday and Friday again perhaps........"
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02-18-2010, 11:07 AM	#2
PINeely Lieutenant Colonel 1078 Rep 1,912 Posts Drives: 2013 535i, 2015 Tundra 1794 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Jackson, MS iTrader: (2)	LOL That's a great one.
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stimpy Colonel 178 Rep 2,210 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Phoenix AZ iTrader: (7)	Good one! ________ Slingshot Last edited by stimpy; 02-04-2011 at 06:20 AM..
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