Whats the difference between a cactus and a BMW???

nlakind · 04-17-2009, 07:29 PM

BMW's have the pricks on the inside!!! Sorry, I'm bored,

LACSTER · 04-17-2009, 07:43 PM

yeah you are!

piezo · 04-17-2009, 08:11 PM

Porcupines, same difference. Unfortunately still an element of truth...

wuufer001 · 04-17-2009, 08:17 PM

new to me

damn, where have i been?
LOL

Mahhvinn · 04-18-2009, 10:01 AM

we need some audi jokes

ENINTY · 04-18-2009, 10:18 AM

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

H0v07 · 04-18-2009, 05:45 PM

fail.

SoYank · 04-18-2009, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ENINTY

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

Both suck but the vacuum cleaner is quieter?

samwoo2go · 04-18-2009, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENINTY

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

I don't know whats different but they both got a dirtbag on them I tell ya

pmeloche · 04-19-2009, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENINTY

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The location of the dirtbag.

ENINTY · 04-19-2009, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by pmeloche

The location of the dirtbag.

The dirtbag is on the outside.

that dude · 04-20-2009, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nlakind

BMW's have the pricks on the inside!!! Sorry, I'm bored,

I can't believe you've done this.

Scorpion · 07-23-2009, 08:35 AM

lol

darkphantom · 07-29-2009, 01:35 AM

good stuff

from a site I found:

Quote:

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Always Under Diagnostic Inspection
Always Upside-down, Double Interest
Another Understated Dealer Incentive
A Used Dodge Incognito

unfortunately...more for us...

Quote:

BMW
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Beautiful Models Wanted
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Biggest Metal Waste
Big Money Works
Bring My Wallet
Burn My Wallet
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Bring More Women
Bring More Wrenches
Bavarian Money Waster
Bring My Wad!
Blew My Wad!
Big Money Wasted
Bring Money Where?
Buy More Women
But Mom, Why?
Big Manufactured Waste

darkphantom · 07-29-2009, 01:37 AM

don't forget this: BMW driver from "Meet the Beckers"

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